The REAL Movie Comic Book Fans Are Waiting For

[theryno665]

Totally safe for work. Though I don't know about Chyna as She-Hulk (still), at least we get to see Ms. Marvel in a porno. And Lexington Steele as Nick Fury? GENIUS!!

JDeviant, please tell me you're gonna review this.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Eric Masterson being Thor would seem like a no brainer.

That actually makes it sound like I'm really well versed in porn or something; nah, I was just making the goofy joke since Thor's civilian identity was Eric for a bit before Eric went on to become Thunderstrike.

Being well versed in porn might be less embarrassing than making terrible comic based puns..

[Bang Bang Bart]

Should I be happy that they seem to have forgotten Captain America in this?

[Loki-A-Go-Go!]

What are they doing to my comic book memories?

[Cela]

Hope it bombs, Chyna in porn is the last thing anyone needs.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Apr 12, 2012 19:44:31 GMT -5 Loki-A-Go-Go! said:

What are they doing to my comic book memories?

Puts a new meaning to "raping your childhood", doesn't it?

[juvijuiceisloose]

[Sir Woodrow]

Do not want

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

The "real" comic book fans want a Squirrel Girl movie anyways.

[H-Virus]

Apr 12, 2012 19:54:12 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

The "real" comic book fans want a Squirrel Girl movie anyways.

God, yes.

[Michael Coello]

Apr 12, 2012 19:09:45 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

Should I be happy that they seem to have forgotten Captain America in this?

I bet he will be in it. They did do the porn parody of Captain America with Evan Stone as Cap. He'll probably have a cameo or something.

[Evilution E5150]

ok first of all theres a Jessica Drew in this f*** yes

also i googled all the chicks in this and with exception of Chyna it looks like its gonna be pretty good

well f***ing heaps better than that horrible JLA one

[DSR]

Replace Chyna with someone who might actually give me a boner and we'll talk.

Apr 12, 2012 19:54:12 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

The "real" comic book fans want a Squirrel Girl movie anyways.

Hell yeah! The girl loves nuts, the jokes practically write themselves!

[Legion]

Really, no Giant Man?

No jokes about using Pym particles to make things bigger?

These parodies are actually quite funny, and the majority are pretty well made, as far as porn goes anyway. Be good if they do a no sex story version like they did with the 60s Batman one.

[Goldenbane]

Eric Masterson really should have been cast as Thunderstrike, not Hawkeye. ;D

[EvenBaldobombHasAJob]

if it had someone who was actually good looking and not a freak playing She-Hulk, it'd be worth watching. Shulkie deserves better than that ugly old skank.

[Dat Dude]

If only they had Misty Stone as Misty Knight lol

[Mozenrath]

Should I be disturbed that from the brief glimpses here, most of the costumes, or at least the masks, are really good?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 13, 2012 16:46:28 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Should I be disturbed that from the brief glimpses here, most of the costumes, or at least the masks, are really good?

Yeah, you would think Marvel is gonna sue somebody.

[Legion]

Apr 13, 2012 17:21:51 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Apr 13, 2012 16:46:28 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Should I be disturbed that from the brief glimpses here, most of the costumes, or at least the masks, are really good?

Yeah, you would think Marvel is gonna sue somebody.

Parody protection laws say nope.....but I'm very surprised Disney aren't even giving it a go