Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 19, 2012 18:59:58 GMT -5
6th grade will be the low point of your educational experiences.
Also, bet on Matt Serra when he takes on GSP. I know he's a long shot, just do it.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 19, 2012 19:46:28 GMT -5
Desiree is going to **** on your heart, but you'll get the last laugh.
Use quick attack instead of thunder
You're going to win the tournament
People will use you to DJ, don't do it for free you spineless *****
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mrrotten
Don Corleone
The #1 Kaneinite
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Post by mrrotten on Apr 19, 2012 19:47:40 GMT -5
I'd give myself winning Powerball numbers. "Invest in Apple and Google." I had a similar idea. Mine was get in on Facebook on the groundfloor. That and don't waste so much time on the 1st couple of jobs I had right after college.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Apr 19, 2012 19:48:01 GMT -5
That new girl you're about to meet in a year?
DON'T TRY TO BE HER FRIEND!!!
And for the sake of all that is holy, do NOT date any girl named Kat!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 19, 2012 19:54:22 GMT -5
A couple of things: 1) Lose the weight now and save yourself the hassle. 2) Here are the relevant classes I ultimately learned in college. Save yourself the time and money and take them ASAP.
I think that would cover it. I'd mostly be the same, but with a couple of kinks worked out by now, and with the things I like about myself most likely unchanged.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 19, 2012 21:05:51 GMT -5
1) Eat better and start working out to lose the weight. 2) Play a lot more golf 3) Don't screw around in college and don't slack in High School, you're super smart don't waste it. 4) Try to hook up with Cammeo, she's gonna turn out nice.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Apr 19, 2012 21:22:14 GMT -5
Do not under any circumstances marry that idiot you meet. DO NOT DO IT.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 19, 2012 21:53:20 GMT -5
Too many to single out the most important thing.: I'll hand myself a notebook full of things. It would be a bible/art of war like book on my life and the people I will come in contact with and how the world changes. You wouldn't be able to say Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, google, facebook, vince mcmahon, or Saturday morning cartoons without saying my name.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Apr 19, 2012 21:57:12 GMT -5
Tell your mom to invest in this thing called Facebook. She'll make a lot of money.
Oh yeah, and go to ATA; you'll meet a lot of cool people there, but make sure you do your work so you can get a scholarship!
Finally, look up something called UFC and practice that stuff, especially the Muay Thai and the Vale Tudo; you can work on the grappling later. You'll need it in about a year.
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NerdyGerdy
Trap-Jaw
El Hombre Enmascarado
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Apr 19, 2012 22:48:25 GMT -5
Dear Lazy Sad Sack,
Get your GED and go to college next year. Go for programming and not video editing.
(Wish I'd started sooner.)
Signed, Yourself in 2012.
P.S. you can stop fussing, Bin Laden will be killed in 2011.
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Post by Codebreaker on Apr 19, 2012 23:29:18 GMT -5
You're a cool kid, but you won't be remembered for that if you don't let people see that side of you. Be more confident. Talk to more people.
Take care of yourself more.
And I recommend that as soon as you get Foxtel (don't worry, you will get Foxtel), you should start watching something on Fox 8 called WWE Raw and WWE SmackDown. I almost didn't discover it for myself; I don't want you to miss out, just in case.
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darthalexander
Hank Scorpio
I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
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Post by darthalexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:39:31 GMT -5
Easy:
Wade, save yourself. You need to do it NOW. Get yourself out of your situation or you will regret it for many years. Don't allow yourself to get into that rut. Don't let your family kill you slowly one day at a time.
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h
Hank Scorpio
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Post by h on Apr 19, 2012 23:52:11 GMT -5
University, Job, University, Job, University is a waste of a couple of good years. Go straight from one program to the next. Plan it out sooner. Apply on time.
Write teen vampire romance novels. The crappier, the better. What you lose in self-respect, you will more than make back in cash. Then you can afford to take a break from work on the books you actually want to write.
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Post by Throwback on Apr 20, 2012 1:41:27 GMT -5
I'd go to a certain date and tell myself "Don't do it, stay home tonight" He'll know what I meant.
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