chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on May 10, 2012 1:38:24 GMT -5
Let's say a crackpot billionaire is willing to give you 2 million dollars, but you had to hug a cuddly puppy for an hour. You don't get to choose which type of puppy, but it's going to be either a 5 week old yorkie, a 5 week old beagle or a 5 week old corgi. They are all happy, healthy affectionate animals and might lick your face or nuzzle you during the hour. The puppy will also not bite you or urinate/deficate on you. You cannot hurt the puppy either.
It wouldn't be video taped and, if you wished, could be done in private and no one would ever have to know.
Do you do it?
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Post by Cela on May 10, 2012 1:41:12 GMT -5
....................yes.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on May 10, 2012 1:41:20 GMT -5
Yes. Then with the money, buy the puppy and cook it on my 24 k gold grill. [/heel]
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 10, 2012 1:45:39 GMT -5
I've seen enough episodes of the Twilight Zone to know there is a catch. So my answer is no.
Take that Rod Serling, you jerk.
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Post by stinger on May 10, 2012 1:47:59 GMT -5
Tempting, but I have a strict 57 minute limit on cuddling puppies.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on May 10, 2012 1:48:09 GMT -5
Bring it!it's tough but i will do!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 10, 2012 1:56:07 GMT -5
Why can't life be this easy?
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on May 10, 2012 2:02:35 GMT -5
The real challenge would be if someone CHARGED you $2M for the opportunity to cuddle with a Corgi puppy for an hour.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on May 10, 2012 2:03:52 GMT -5
I hug puppies for free anyway.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 10, 2012 2:12:05 GMT -5
Wait, it's a 5 week old puppy and I cannot kill him? So you mean to say this puppy is immortal? Like, if I went to rob a bank while hugging the puppy I could conceivably use him as a bulletproof vest and we'd celebrate with scooby snacks later? I'd have to hug an immortal, possibly demonic puppy for 1 hour?
Man. Decisions.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2012 2:12:16 GMT -5
Damn, a whole hour?
I'd take the challenge, though I don't know if I can make it
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Post by The Legend of Groose on May 10, 2012 2:14:21 GMT -5
Yes. Then with the money, buy the puppy and cook it on my 24 k gold grill. [/heel] And feed it to the billionaire? Better make that 2 puppies. |
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Post by DSR on May 10, 2012 2:14:51 GMT -5
Eh, let me know when the millionaire is offering 2 mil to hug a kitten. I'd do that all day.
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Post by Cable "Showgrill" Jones on May 10, 2012 2:23:45 GMT -5
All three at the same time.  |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 10, 2012 5:08:52 GMT -5
f*** yes
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 10, 2012 6:10:41 GMT -5
I'd go for it.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 10, 2012 7:45:21 GMT -5
The catch is that the puppy smells absolutely rancid, isn't it?
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 10, 2012 7:52:41 GMT -5
As someone who afraid of all dogs no matter what age or size, I say... $2 million, you say?
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2012 8:02:09 GMT -5
Easy money. There are times my 4 year old black lab-mix won't leave me alone, and I've dealt with it.
Those tails, man. Like a whip.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on May 10, 2012 10:07:29 GMT -5
Hell yes.
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