Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Aug 21, 2012 14:04:47 GMT -5
This just made me laugh so damn much
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2012 14:08:14 GMT -5
Wow. This reminds me of Gail Kim last year mentioning that whenever she showed up at arenas for shows, fans would ask for "Melina" to sign their autographs. When a wrestler hits this point, their career is absolutely doomed. Even poor Ezekiel's.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Aug 21, 2012 14:14:02 GMT -5
Man, I just want to hug Zeke and tell him that everything is alright. It's so sad that it's hilarious.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Aug 21, 2012 14:35:07 GMT -5
When a wrestler hits this point, their career is absolutely doomed. Even poor Ezekiel's. Well also you know I mean: Racism. It's hard to argue that's not at least a liiiiiiittle bit a factor here as well.
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
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Post by keezy on Aug 21, 2012 14:35:50 GMT -5
I think he's in some sort of black hole of employment.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2012 14:37:09 GMT -5
When a wrestler hits this point, their career is absolutely doomed. Even poor Ezekiel's. Well also you know I mean: Racism. It's hard to argue that's not at least a liiiiiiittle bit a factor here as well. No but as I just mentioned, it happens to wrestlers of completely different racial backgrounds who don't even look alike! It's just that fans forget what someone looks like so they associate them for someone else who they know better, and when that happens, a wrestler has dropped to an all-time low in terms of relevancy.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 21, 2012 14:44:56 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson just may be the most boring individual to ever live. Mason Ryan contends this claim. ...Hell, stick them in a tag-team. Might do them some good. "Making their way to the ring, Mason Ryan and Ezekial Jackson, The Wellness Violations!!" In all seriousness, I have no problem with this, and have been saying for a while they should just stick some singles guys into random tag teams and see what happens.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 21, 2012 15:14:32 GMT -5
So he's the wrestling equivalent of Keanu Reeves?
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Post by linecookguy on Aug 21, 2012 15:24:47 GMT -5
So he's the wrestling equivalent of Keanu Reeves? Did you see The Lake House? Greatest movie ever
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 21, 2012 15:54:41 GMT -5
Big Zeke got some ups.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2012 17:23:11 GMT -5
Damn, that's very impressive.
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ronin705
Dennis Stamp
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Post by ronin705 on Aug 21, 2012 17:32:47 GMT -5
I've been jones'ing for some form of nation reunion, so screw it: throw him , brodus and the funkettes,jtg and alicia fox into the primetime players stable, and get Otunga to be the mouthpiece
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2012 20:32:53 GMT -5
Damn, that's very impressive. Impressive. Especially for a guy of his size.
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Post by YiHammer on Aug 22, 2012 0:58:54 GMT -5
Has he achieved cuts yet?
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 22, 2012 10:07:40 GMT -5
Has Big Zeke achieved cuts?
You can answer that question...in the latest issue of MuscleMag! Big Zeke himself is featured in the magazine this month, now on stands.
Big Zeke, your comments?
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe thanks, i gotta get a copy RT @jbigs007 @ezekielwwe just read the feature in @musclemag and it was amazing!!
Thanks, Big Zeke!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2012 11:05:05 GMT -5
Has Big Zeke achieved cuts? You can answer that question...in the latest issue of MuscleMag! Big Zeke himself is featured in the magazine this month, now on stands. Big Zeke, your comments? Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe thanks, i gotta get a copy RT @jbigs007 @ezekielwwe just read the feature in @musclemag and it was amazing!! Thanks, Big Zeke! It must of been because of his chilli cooked in his mommas pot. I keep trying to make his chilli. I have all the ingredients but they don't magically turn into chilli like Bog Zekes ingredients.
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 22, 2012 18:35:51 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe hey RT @realkelvin26 @ezekielwwe hey Big Zeke
Big Zeke. Man of the people.
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babyfootball
Don Corleone
At least as good as Ron Garvin!
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Post by babyfootball on Aug 22, 2012 19:12:32 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe hey RT @realkelvin26 @ezekielwwe hey Big Zeke Big Zeke. Man of the people. This made me LOL. Big Zeke really knows how to use Twitter to its highest potential.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 22, 2012 19:25:49 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe hey RT @realkelvin26 @ezekielwwe hey Big Zeke Big Zeke. Man of the people. Josh Matthews: Ezekiel Jackson, you've just beaten CM Punk, Sheamus, The Miz and Antonio Cesaro to unify all the WWE singles titles, as well as defeating Triple H to become new COO of WWE. You must feel on top of the world right now? Zeke: Yeah. Josh: What of the rumour you plan to break The Undertaker's streak at WrestleMania? Zeke: Hmmm. Josh: Do you have anything to say regarding your upcoming confrontation with Brock Lesnar with the stipulation that if Brock loses he must become your personal houseboy? Zeke: No.
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Aug 22, 2012 19:35:12 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe hey RT @realkelvin26 @ezekielwwe hey Big Zeke Big Zeke. Man of the people. Josh Matthews: Ezekiel Jackson, you've just beaten CM Punk, Sheamus, The Miz and Antonio Cesaro to unify all the WWE singles titles, as well as defeating Triple H to become new COO of WWE. You must feel on top of the world right now? Zeke: Yeah. Josh: What of the rumour you plan to break The Undertaker's streak at WrestleMania? Zeke: Hmmm. Josh: Do you have anything to say regarding your upcoming confrontation with Brock Lesnar with the stipulation that if Brock loses he must become your personal houseboy? Zeke: No. my kinda promos
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