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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 10, 2006 11:52:29 GMT -5
WRESTLEMANIA IXXXXIVIXXIV..whew..IXIV (2050)
A FIFTY FOOT TALL ELIMINATION CHAMBER FEATURING:
TRIPLE H JR.
v.s.
DON CENA
v.s.
ISAAC YANKEM JR. THE DENTIST FROM HELL
v.s.
LEDGE (Son of Edge)
v.s.
"THE PEBBLE" RICKY MAIVIA
v.s.
BROOKE HOGAN
The winner receives: THE FROZEN HEAD OF VINCENT MCMAHON!
And for the FINALLY unified World Championship!
A Triple Threat Match between:
STANG (son of Sting)
COURTNEY ANGLE (Kurt's hermaphrodite daughter, so it's okay)
AND
EL DANDY THE THIRD!
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 10, 2006 12:16:46 GMT -5
You're going to name your kid after a Spider-Man villain? You've got big balls, dude. |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 10, 2006 12:18:16 GMT -5
What will the landscape of the WWE look like in 2050? I'm sure that instead of Anti-America heels, we'll have Anti-China heels, as China will own America. Hogan will still be forcing people to job to him, despite the fact that he technically died five years earlier. The only way China would own America is if the Marines started letting Randy Orton types back in. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz He meant economically; we're so behind in the budget that China is pretty much funding us right now. The theory being that by 2050 they'll have cashed in. |
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Post by idmnow on Jan 10, 2006 12:21:28 GMT -5
I doubt Rap or Hip Hop will the music style in 2050. No idea how the evolution of music is going. PunkaBilly is the wave of the future, it's Punk + Bluegrass Country i here that on the indie music stations already...........we have a bunch of punk guys that love "TWANG" hahahahahaha |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2006 12:33:57 GMT -5
What will the landscape of the WWE look like in 2050? I'm sure that instead of Anti-America heels, we'll have Anti-China heels, as China will own America. Hogan will still be forcing people to job to him, despite the fact that he technically died five years earlier. The only way China would own America is if the Marines started letting Randy Orton types back in. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz Man they won't take over the world using troops and the suchlike. They're slowly but surely gonna take over the worlds economy, thus owning all the big business and thus being able to install their own puppet elections and presidents... just like Bush got there hey 100th post and i got to blurt out random conspirical political nonsense. woohoo! |
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Post by kwydjebo on Jan 10, 2006 12:53:51 GMT -5
Every 6 months Lita Shows up and tries to flash the Fans (a la Mae Young) but when she does (And King's Grandson/Announcer Jerry Cristopher Shouts "PUPPIES PUPPIES") her knees keep hitter her sagging.......
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noclevername
AC Slater
soon this all will come to an end.
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Post by noclevername on Jan 10, 2006 13:03:31 GMT -5
in an attempt to remain "edgy", all matches will be held in the sports arena outside Osama's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium.
thanks, daily show.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 10, 2006 13:14:11 GMT -5
The Worm would be the most poweful and loved move in wrestling, in honour of Scotty 2 Hotty, the greatest World Champion of all time, who held the belt between 2010 - 2018.
Sadly, the Worm would also be a banned move due to the introduction of steel gloves and spiked wrist bands in wresting, in an attempt to escape from safe style.
Also, Hulk Hogan, in all his immortality would still be kicking around.
There would also be a new Undertaker, to continue the origionals' legacy, and is off against Baby H at Wresltemania, in an attempt to make it 57 - 0. Give or take
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