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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 31, 2012 16:44:40 GMT -5
Do I dare ask where Fuzzy is finding all these things? Stuff that randomly pops up on my news feed
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 16:44:48 GMT -5
Ever think that it could be a psychotic people that are obssed with zombie stuff that they subconsciously think/want to be that. Or are we just going to jump on the conclusion that zombies are real. That sounds like zombie talk to me. GOOD LORD, WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED PEOPLE!!!!
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Post by Krimzon on May 31, 2012 16:52:34 GMT -5
Ever think that it could be a psychotic people that are obssed with zombie stuff that they subconsciously think/want to be that. Or are we just going to jump on the conclusion that zombies are real. This shit is how it starts! Hell, the HIV-1 virus didn't come along until about 1900. It probably started by some dumbass doing something stupid that involved a monkey and then Ballgame, Maggle! Who's to say that necrozombism, or whatever they'll call it, won't start in a similar manner? Russia's got zombie guns...Witchcraft & voodoo in Africa...Canadian bacon...I'm shocked the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't started already!
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Post by rapidfire187 on May 31, 2012 16:55:37 GMT -5
I didn't forget, I was telling someone about that earlier. That's easily my favorite bad news story of the year.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 31, 2012 17:08:46 GMT -5
Ever think that it could be a psychotic people that are obssed with zombie stuff that they subconsciously think/want to be that. Or are we just going to jump on the conclusion that zombies are real. This s*** is how it starts! Hell, the HIV-1 virus didn't come along until about 1900. It probably started by some dumbass doing something stupid that involved a monkey and then Ballgame, Maggle! Who's to say that necrozombism, or whatever they'll call it, won't start in a similar manner? Russia's got zombie guns...Witchcraft & voodoo in Africa...Canadian bacon...I'm shocked the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't started already! Voodoo and witchcraft has been around for centuries, nothing has come out of it yet. Why all the sudden jump on the conclusion that those will have something now. Russian "Zombie" gun... Is a hypothetical device that a batshit insane president proposed. And even if it was made a reality, it is not zombie in the terms taht most people say. It is shooting controlled microwaves at a person. It is less zombie and more of a primiative ray gun. And whose to say it won't? Well... There has been cannibals forever. The reason that a lot of people whose ancestor came from central Europe can not get mad cow is that they had a cannibal ancestor. Many tribes native to the Americas practiced ritualistic cannibalism...and nothing came out of it. It is an underlying part of human history. Just because media has speed to the point where someone can take a shit in the 3rd street bar in Chicago and everyone can know about it instantaneously does not mean that things are any different then the past. You couple the hyper interactive media, with the entertainment obsessd culture that we live in and people will jump to conclusions.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 31, 2012 17:13:45 GMT -5
This s*** is how it starts! Hell, the HIV-1 virus didn't come along until about 1900. It probably started by some dumbass doing something stupid that involved a monkey and then Ballgame, Maggle! Who's to say that necrozombism, or whatever they'll call it, won't start in a similar manner? Russia's got zombie guns...Witchcraft & voodoo in Africa...Canadian bacon...I'm shocked the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't started already! Voodoo and witchcraft has been around for centuries, nothing has come out of it yet. Why all the sudden jump on the conclusion that those will have something now. Russian "Zombie" gun... Is a hypothetical device that a bats*** insane president proposed. And even if it was made a reality, it is not zombie in the terms taht most people say. It is shooting controlled microwaves at a person. It is less zombie and more of a primiative ray gun. And whose to say it won't? Well... There has been cannibals forever. The reason that a lot of people whose ancestor came from central Europe can not get mad cow is that they had a cannibal ancestor. Many tribes native to the Americas practiced ritualistic cannibalism...and nothing came out of it. It is an underlying part of human history. Just because media has speed to the point where someone can take a s*** in the 3rd street bar in Chicago and everyone can know about it instantaneously does not mean that things are any different then the past. You couple the hyper interactive media, with the entertainment obsessd culture that we live in and people will jump to conclusions.
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Post by rapidfire187 on May 31, 2012 17:16:05 GMT -5
This s*** is how it starts! Hell, the HIV-1 virus didn't come along until about 1900. It probably started by some dumbass doing something stupid that involved a monkey and then Ballgame, Maggle! Who's to say that necrozombism, or whatever they'll call it, won't start in a similar manner? Russia's got zombie guns...Witchcraft & voodoo in Africa...Canadian bacon...I'm shocked the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't started already! Voodoo and witchcraft has been around for centuries, nothing has come out of it yet. Why all the sudden jump on the conclusion that those will have something now. Russian "Zombie" gun... Is a hypothetical device that a bats*** insane president proposed. And even if it was made a reality, it is not zombie in the terms taht most people say. It is shooting controlled microwaves at a person. It is less zombie and more of a primiative ray gun. And whose to say it won't? Well... There has been cannibals forever. The reason that a lot of people whose ancestor came from central Europe can not get mad cow is that they had a cannibal ancestor. Many tribes native to the Americas practiced ritualistic cannibalism...and nothing came out of it. It is an underlying part of human history. Just because media has speed to the point where someone can take a s*** in the 3rd street bar in Chicago and everyone can know about it instantaneously does not mean that things are any different then the past. You couple the hyper interactive media, with the entertainment obsessd culture that we live in and people will jump to conclusions. Nah, it's zombies.
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Post by The QC Loser on May 31, 2012 20:15:45 GMT -5
Alright guys don't worry there are no zombies.
Now if you guys don't believe me just send a self addressed envelope with your parents brains to me and I'll send you my book telling you why
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Post by lodirulz on May 31, 2012 20:28:12 GMT -5
.... Sounds legit. (Walks away) (10 minutes later) I'm going to need a few copies for friends and relatives though.
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Post by kayfabulous on May 31, 2012 21:07:03 GMT -5
That murder in Maryland isn't too terribly far from where I live. Weird trend going on.
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Post by Orange on May 31, 2012 21:09:39 GMT -5
Ever think that it could be a psychotic people that are obssed with zombie stuff that they subconsciously think/want to be that. Or are we just going to jump on the conclusion that zombies are real. The former's boring, the latter's fuuuun ;D
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 21:36:50 GMT -5
Time to start mastering the Thriller dance and other zombie survival techniques.
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Post by SenorCrest on Jun 1, 2012 1:02:42 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 1, 2012 1:26:32 GMT -5
Well the original story was a repost from 2009... so that's at least one less screwed up cannibal story this week.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 1, 2012 2:11:19 GMT -5
WAIT A MINUTE. Alot of stories are from Miami...What's filmed Miami? Burn Notice? Huh whose in that show? I seem to forgot. Well there's jeffrey donovan ,gabrielle anwar and..... It all makes sense now.
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