Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Oct 25, 2011 1:02:39 GMT -5
Listen, all of you marks could stand to learn something from my buddy boss buddy David"Davey" Dave Meltzer.
We dont need washed up tna originals like aj styles and that canadian jerk robert roode. I wish roode would go back to russia with all the other communists like that german jabroni doug williams.
Garrett Bischoff is the new blood that tna needs to take over the viewing mind eyes of the tna faithful with its visual orgasm of bischoff's sperm made incarnate. Infact the birth of garrett was like that scene in terminator 2 where robert patrick came back together.
Anyway,listen guys. You dont have all the uber insider knowledge that sir king david the awesome and bryan"nature boy"alvarez has. So you should stop rethinking your thoughtpieces marks and just go along.
If you dont agree,just look at my title I won after bodyslamming andre the giant in 1987 in the pontiac silverdome. I was 10. I was born into greatness.
Listen guys just accept it. Garrett Bischoff is going to be the hero you need to bodyslam the giant jimmy storm in the main event of turning point for murrica and send him back to japan with his kamikaze buddy robert roode.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 25, 2011 1:16:28 GMT -5
Listen, all of you marks could stand to learn something from my buddy boss buddy David"Davey" Dave Meltzer.
We dont need washed up tna originals like aj styles and that canadian jerk robert roode. I wish roode would go back to russia with all the other communists like that german jabroni doug williams.
Garrett Bischoff is the new blood that tna needs to take over the viewing mind eyes of the tna faithful with its visual orgasm of bischoff's sperm made incarnate. Infact the birth of garrett was like that scene in terminator 2 where robert patrick came back together.
Anyway,listen guys. You dont have all the uber insider knowledge that sir king david the awesome and bryan"nature boy"alvarez has. So you should stop rethinking your thoughtpieces marks and just go along.
If you dont agree,just look at my title I won after bodyslamming andre the giant in 1987 in the pontiac silverdome. I was 10. I was born into greatness.
Listen guys just accept it. Garrett Bischoff is going to be the hero you need to bodyslam the giant jimmy storm in the main event of turning point for murrica and send him back to japan with his kamikaze buddy robert roode. Greatest. Post. Ever.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Oct 25, 2011 1:26:24 GMT -5
Haha! That gif is amazing.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 25, 2011 5:33:55 GMT -5
Oh Zod, this would be worse than Bret vs Vince. And that's saying something.
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Efren
Dennis Stamp
?Andale! ?Andale!
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Post by Efren on Oct 25, 2011 8:41:46 GMT -5
But will it be for the future and control of the company?
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Oct 25, 2011 8:45:27 GMT -5
This could work out well as long as the losing team have to leave TNA (not kayfabe, REALLY) AND take any of their relatives with them when they go. Three birds, one stone I think.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 25, 2011 9:11:46 GMT -5
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 25, 2011 9:12:51 GMT -5
Also what's the over/under of Garrett winning a title in TNA? I say within 4 months.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 25, 2011 10:46:03 GMT -5
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 25, 2011 11:13:25 GMT -5
Do they think the fans actually want to see that or is it something that Hogan just really wants to do? Listen, brother! We know what the marks want, and it's Hogan, brother! Brother.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Oct 25, 2011 12:47:46 GMT -5
Do they think the fans actually want to see that or is it something that Hogan just really wants to do? Listen, brother! We know what the marks want, and it's Hogan, brother! Brother. Jack!
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Oct 25, 2011 13:52:14 GMT -5
Listen, brother! We know what the marks want, and it's Hogan, brother! Brother. Jack! Dude!
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 25, 2011 14:02:58 GMT -5
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 25, 2011 14:32:51 GMT -5
This thread and the "rage" gifs have brightened a pretty awful day at work. Keep them coming!
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 25, 2011 18:08:20 GMT -5
Just what in the blue hell are they thinking with this?!! This is going to be an abortion of a match.
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 25, 2011 18:32:33 GMT -5
Here's what I think what will go down: (BROTHER!!)
The match will take place on a PPV, because people will pay their hard-earned bucks to witness this, obviously. The match will be Hardcore rules. Flair will bleed for the 12333449th time. Hogan will take needless bumps AGAIN! Tenay and Taz will drone all match long how awesome it is despite what everyone else will probably think watching it. Eric and Garrett will battle on the outside Garret puts his dad on a table and dives off the stage putting them both through the table hurting them both majorly. During this Hogan and Flair are in the ring hitting each other with everything. Flair uses brass knuckles on Hogan and Hogan kicks out. Hulk hulks up and points the finger at Flair, Flair then poops his pants and Hogan irish whips him into the ropes and does the big boot, then STUPIDLY Hogan performs his leg drop permantly crippling himself forever before going for the pin. Match over. Hogan is lying in agony and Flair is lying in feces. All 4 men are lead away on stretchers.
BROTHER!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 25, 2011 18:33:44 GMT -5
I keep telling you!
BRING IN DAVID FLAIR!
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neuro
Mephisto
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Post by neuro on Oct 25, 2011 19:54:24 GMT -5
3 old men and a non wrestler in a main event
Smell those buyrates
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 25, 2011 20:07:44 GMT -5
The title of this thread is too Canadian for the TNA forum.
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Post by BlahBlah on Oct 25, 2011 20:35:09 GMT -5
The title of this thread is too Canadian for the TNA forum. Lmao
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