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Post by deliridream on Dec 23, 2011 13:25:54 GMT -5
I like how we're supposed to believe that Angle could kick a whole bar's ass. Seriously? No one decided to jump him as soon as he spit the drink in the chick's face? That seems very un-Southern to me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 14:04:13 GMT -5
I cracked up laughing big time but for different reasons. I am just trying to figure out the rationale behind Angle doing that in the first place. It's like "Yeah, I'll teach my enemy! I am going to go to his hometown and beat up rednecks in a bar!" If I'm Storm I'd be like "Um, so?" It's not like any of those goofs were Storm's relatives or personal friends (that we know of) so it made zero sense. Further, why wouldn't the cops now be after Angle? If you're a wrestler you can start fights anywhere in the world with anyone you want and it is fine. The worst thing that can happen is you may be booked in a match the next week that you don't want.
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Post by deliridream on Dec 23, 2011 14:18:24 GMT -5
I cracked up laughing big time but for different reasons. I am just trying to figure out the rationale behind Angle doing that in the first place. It's like "Yeah, I'll teach my enemy! I am going to go to his hometown and beat up rednecks in a bar!" If I'm Storm I'd be like "Um, so?" It's not like any of those goofs were Storm's relatives or personal friends (that we know of) so it made zero sense. Further, why wouldn't the cops now be after Angle? If you're a wrestler you can start fights anywhere in the world with anyone you want and it is fine. The worst thing that can happen is you may be booked in a match the next week that you don't want. Or (god forbid) you don't get a rematch.
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Post by Efren on Dec 23, 2011 14:33:16 GMT -5
I cracked up laughing big time but for different reasons. I am just trying to figure out the rationale behind Angle doing that in the first place. It's like "Yeah, I'll teach my enemy! I am going to go to his hometown and beat up rednecks in a bar!" If I'm Storm I'd be like "Um, so?" It's not like any of those goofs were Storm's relatives or personal friends (that we know of) so it made zero sense. Further, why wouldn't the cops now be after Angle? I agree Storm keeps talking about how hes always in bar fights, one would assume a lot of them in his home town, so Kurt goes and does the same thing JS does regularly and this is supposed to heat up the feud? Tho I did laugh at the sight of Kurt in his silly costume that included a holster with plastic bullets.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 23, 2011 15:02:11 GMT -5
Just re watched it and realized that after he knocked down the second guy with the pieces of the cue stick, he said "KARATE CHOP!" That made me laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 15:20:51 GMT -5
Kurt Angle sitting in a bar, D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G. First comes drunk, then comes driving, then comes DUI'ing.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Dec 23, 2011 16:40:09 GMT -5
I'm glad clean-shaven goofy/crazy Kurt is back.
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Post by Massive G on Dec 23, 2011 17:44:08 GMT -5
. Further, why wouldn't the cops now be after Angle? I've got a feeling that anytime Kurt is even near a bar its an APB. Then they set up a bunch of checkpoints and try to "frame" him
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 23, 2011 17:46:55 GMT -5
Classic goofy Kurt... how I missed you!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 24, 2011 14:08:22 GMT -5
The problem with the segment, of course, was that Kurt's hat wasn't small enough.
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Post by Celgress on Dec 24, 2011 20:54:44 GMT -5
Classic goofy Kurt... how I missed you!!!
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Post by saintpat on Dec 25, 2011 22:00:29 GMT -5
Not Angle related, but I love this one:
Duck waddles into a bar, hops on a stool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?"
Bartender says they don't have grapes, duck hops off, waddles out the door.
Next day, same duck comes in, hops on the same barstool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?"
Bartender says, I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes.
Duck hops off, waddles out the door.
Next day, duck walks into the bar, hops on his stool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?"
Bartender replies: "I've told you two days in a row, we don't have any grapes. You ask me that again and I'll nail your bill to the bar."
Duck hops off and leaves.
Next day, duck waddles back in, hops on his stool and says: "You got any nails?"
Bartender says, "No, we don't have any nails."
Ducks says, "Good. You got any grapes?"
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 25, 2011 22:08:22 GMT -5
Not Angle related, but I love this one: Duck waddles into a bar, hops on a stool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?" Bartender says they don't have grapes, duck hops off, waddles out the door. Next day, same duck comes in, hops on the same barstool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?" Bartender says, I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes. Duck hops off, waddles out the door. Next day, duck walks into the bar, hops on his stool and says to the bartender: "You got any grapes?" Bartender replies: "I've told you two days in a row, we don't have any grapes. You ask me that again and I'll nail your bill to the bar." Duck hops off and leaves. Next day, duck waddles back in, hops on his stool and says: "You got any nails?" Bartender says, "No, we don't have any nails." Ducks says, "Good. You got any grapes?" Someone's been listening to the Duck Song. ;D
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 26, 2011 12:50:55 GMT -5
I thought this thread would be a joke. Like "Kurt Angle, an alcoholic and a steroid user walks into a bar. The bartender asks what Kurt would like to have." "I just flew in from Cleveland, and boy is my neck broken!"
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