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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Sept 6, 2012 22:58:08 GMT -5
He could go on some sort of reverse Be A Star tour where he'd routinely rip into children for how they look, talk, dress, etc. Then he could tell them how their fathers didn't want them and how their mothers turn to a bottle to deal with having them.
CM Punk can then grade their papers and give them all Fs. Then he lets the air out of the school buses tires so all the kids have to walk a great distance to get home.
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 6, 2012 22:59:15 GMT -5
Have him star a twitter thread about whether or not Good Ol' JR comentates his bowell movements.
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Post by Some Guy on Sept 6, 2012 23:00:55 GMT -5
Have CM Punk admit he's not a fan of the black people, and if there's one guy he would love to use the GTS on, it would be Jesus. The topic is give him heat, not make people cheer him more.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Sept 6, 2012 23:28:41 GMT -5
Live sex celebration with Cena's ex Miz or Ryder? Probably Miz since the IWC would probably love it if it was Ryder.
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Post by mystikz on Sept 6, 2012 23:56:10 GMT -5
say something mean about the best WWE icon legendary main event future hall of fame last of an era legend king of kings greatest of greats HHH.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Sept 7, 2012 0:08:53 GMT -5
Become a John Cena fanboy This is the only one that would really work I think. I'll try to keep it realistic. Change his character's core values every 2 months, but keep his gimmick.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 7, 2012 0:14:37 GMT -5
Next week,WWE will show him kicking puppies and yelling at little kids saying that they are adopted
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Sept 7, 2012 0:33:33 GMT -5
He could try killing Don Rickles. Everyone would hate him then. Especially me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2012 0:45:16 GMT -5
Apologizing to Chris Brown.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2012 0:46:17 GMT -5
A new signature move called the CM Skunk, where he rubs his armpits on a guy's face. Pretty much just have him rip off the Nasty Boys as much as possible, that should do it.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 7, 2012 0:55:27 GMT -5
Admit that he is responsible for every wrestler that has died in the past 20 years
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Post by Long Live the Stream on Sept 7, 2012 1:00:06 GMT -5
Book him to beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds or less.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 7, 2012 3:41:34 GMT -5
Constantly leave toilet seats up, or down, as appropriate.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Sept 7, 2012 3:46:10 GMT -5
Once an episode Poopy jokes.
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Post by sensi on Sept 7, 2012 3:58:35 GMT -5
Change his name to Monsieur Punk and have him talk with a French accent
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 7, 2012 4:26:04 GMT -5
Armbar!
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 7, 2012 4:33:30 GMT -5
Work the Internet.
CM Punk is using his newfound stroke to keep other Internet darlings from overtaking him. Maybe make him the scapegoat for canceling Z! True Long Island Story.
Have him dominate lower-card talent in no time at all in crap matches.
Leak that he is cheating on Lita with AJ. Then release AJ, or banish her to Superstars or NXT.
Remember that "you are a homo" thing that hot caught on a fan's camera? More of that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2012 4:38:54 GMT -5
He starts hitting on AJ, then as he leaves her office comments, "Straight edge means I don't care if you say, 'No'."
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Post by sensi on Sept 7, 2012 5:36:09 GMT -5
Make him a circa 2011 Hardy brother (bloated gut, pilled up & doing stupid stuff on twitter / YT)
Start a relationship with a McMahon family member (it worked for HHH). As they are all married, Pat Patterson will have to stand in, he's practically family anyway.
Have him dress as a ninja turtle all the time without explaining it.
Team him with Garett Bischoff
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Post by bearned on Sept 7, 2012 5:56:15 GMT -5
'Punks Pow-wow Hour' - the first hour of Raw is a new srs current affairs hour where Punk discusses world events with various wrestlers past and present.
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