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Post by Alexander The So-so on Sept 14, 2012 10:30:01 GMT -5
In real life, we've gotten The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. And before Bret Hart patched things up with Vince to create the great DVD we thankfully got, the 'E was planning to shoot a DVD entitled Screwed: The Bret Hart Story.
What are some other possible burial DVDs we could've seen? If certain well-known wrestlers had, in an alternate universe, somehow fallen way out of favor with the WWE or found themselves on Vince's s*** list, what would've been the titles of the documentaries dedicated to pissing all over their legacies?
My first idea:
Lost My Smile: The Rise and Fall of Shawn Michaels
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Sept 14, 2012 10:33:36 GMT -5
Hacked: The Rise and Fall of Kurt Angle
Just a Girl: Beth Phoenix
Broke 6000 Guitars, Never Drew A Dime: The Jeff Jarrett Story
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Sept 14, 2012 10:36:53 GMT -5
Girls Just Wanna Get Screwed: The Wendi Ritcher Story
Wait a second...
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 14, 2012 10:37:14 GMT -5
High Spots and Pill Pops: The Jeff Hardy Story
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 14, 2012 10:42:12 GMT -5
There Goes His Money: The Shane McMahon Story
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Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Sept 14, 2012 10:57:10 GMT -5
Flatulence: The Rise and Fall of Natalya
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Post by Junkenstein on Sept 14, 2012 11:02:50 GMT -5
A Wank Too Far - The Drew McIntyre Story
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Sept 14, 2012 11:06:43 GMT -5
That guy who was champion when John Cena main evented all those pay per views: You know that guy? He's from Chicago? He likes Pepsi? Whoever he is. This is his DVD.
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Ryanar
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Post by Ryanar on Sept 14, 2012 11:21:13 GMT -5
How to lose a wife in ten days: The Definitive Collection of Ric Flair's Ex-Wives
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Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Cronant on Sept 14, 2012 11:39:47 GMT -5
"SkinnyFat : Worst in the World"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 11:41:41 GMT -5
I don't know what you'd call it, but I'd buy a DVD set of every time Taker put over some crappy big guy to try to make him look like a threat.
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Sept 14, 2012 11:46:20 GMT -5
I don't know what you'd call it, but I'd buy a DVD set of every time Taker put over some crappy big guy to try to make him look like a threat. I've Never Seen The Undertaker Manhandled Like This Before: The Definitive Collection
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vanboxmeer
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Post by vanboxmeer on Sept 14, 2012 11:50:20 GMT -5
18 seconds to Pluto - The Goatface story.
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Sept 14, 2012 11:58:42 GMT -5
AWESOME: I don't know what you'd call it, but I'd buy a DVD set of every time Taker put over some crappy big guy to try to make him look like a threat. I've Never Seen The Undertaker Manhandled Like This Before: The Definitive Collection & AWESOME: 18 seconds to Pluto - The Goatface story.
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Post by salsashark on Sept 14, 2012 12:07:43 GMT -5
Hog Shit, Corpse f***ing and Jobbing in Minutes to Another Guy We Already Buried: A Triple H Retrospective
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Sept 14, 2012 12:12:14 GMT -5
"SHUT UP!: the Michael Cole story, narrated by JBL"
"Jumping through windows like a coward: the life story of Marty Janetty".
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 14, 2012 12:14:04 GMT -5
Kind of off topic, but how many burial DVDs have WWE actually even released? It doesn't seem like many though lately there seems to be this slew of topics concerning WWE burial DVDs on this forum and others. Off hand I can only think of the Ultimate Warrior as having a burial DVD and you can arguably say that at least one collection DVD was a partial WCW burial of WCW. I know the original Bret one was a burial too, but that never saw the light of day. Are there any I'm missing?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 14, 2012 12:17:59 GMT -5
Chyna: Nuff Said
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Post by salsashark on Sept 14, 2012 12:22:06 GMT -5
Who?: The Jim Neidhart Story
Does Anyone Actually Remember This Guy?: The Life and Times of Alex "the Pug" Porteau
The Self-Fornication of Drew McIntyre
Genesis of a Jobber: A Michael McGilicutty (Spellcheck this, Rob? Actually nevermind, who cares) Tribute
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543Y2J
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 14, 2012 12:25:44 GMT -5
"Truth be told, I am not a very big fan of the black people..." - The Life and Legacy of Kurt Angle Produced by Linda Mcmahon for US Senate 2012
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