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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 15:54:41 GMT -5
She better not be a gay Asian spying on your girl?
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,997
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Post by Perd on Oct 5, 2012 15:59:22 GMT -5
A girl at work likes me, too. The weird thing is, I'm self-employed and she looks like me in a dress.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Oct 5, 2012 17:17:32 GMT -5
Drive her around everywhere, give her all your money, look pathetic and hope she gives you a BJ in the back seat of a car.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Oct 5, 2012 17:19:13 GMT -5
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 5, 2012 18:49:54 GMT -5
Stab her, crap seriously that is an unhealthy urge
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Oct 5, 2012 18:59:27 GMT -5
Stab her, crap seriously that is an unhealthy urge
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
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Post by The Line on Oct 5, 2012 20:22:42 GMT -5
Do what I do, have sex with her best friend on her(the girl from work) couch
Note: this won't win you points with the work girl, most likely, but it will make for some interesting stories/urban legends, if youre one iota as skilled and....um....talented as me.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Oct 5, 2012 20:35:44 GMT -5
Plenty of girls at work like me, they just don't want to sleep with me.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 5, 2012 21:32:04 GMT -5
Become an astronaut. Chicks dig astronauts.
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Post by DSR on Oct 5, 2012 21:37:56 GMT -5
Do what I do, have sex with her best friend on her(the girl from work) I was hoping you'd end it there. Just have sex with somebody else on top of the girl. That's a story and a half right there!
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Oct 5, 2012 23:39:01 GMT -5
I was sure this thread was a parody of that I earned a parody thread? Awesome.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Oct 5, 2012 23:42:19 GMT -5
Take her to the Olive Garden. Order the soup, salad, and breadsticks. When she goes to the bathroom, spike her drink. That seems to get the girls I date ready for a saucy evening.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 6, 2012 9:50:35 GMT -5
Put an 'M' on each butt cheek. Do the handstand and spread em.... WOW indeed Huh? How do you do a handstand while spreding your buttcheeks at the same time? You know what? Don't bother answering that. I just ate.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Oct 6, 2012 11:14:32 GMT -5
I was sure this thread was a parody of that I earned a parody thread? Awesome. Two.
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