CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Oct 5, 2012 20:54:53 GMT -5
AJ is going to be revealed as Vince's bastard daughter. SHHHHHHHH! Don't say that because it just might happen.
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Post by joebob27 on Oct 5, 2012 20:58:21 GMT -5
AJ is going to be revealed as Vince's bastard daughter. Only because she agreed to "it". Of course "it" will have to wait a few weeks due to the campaign.
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 5, 2012 20:59:57 GMT -5
No it's because she's a little bastard.
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Post by RedDevil on Oct 5, 2012 21:02:04 GMT -5
"Business is down... so please welcome back (again) THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!" (Warrior no-shows.)
Or Vince explains he's been watching some DVDs and - inspired by one especially - announces all the championships are being vacated and things are starting afresh. (WWE shares tank as analysts recognise this as a clear indicator of a doomed company.)
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Post by edgestar on Oct 5, 2012 21:57:38 GMT -5
#StateOfWWEAll
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 11:18:07 GMT -5
Maybe he will bring back the attitude era,,i can see the promo now: "The days of the superhero who told you JBL was poopy are now passe. WWE is going to go for more mature forms of entertainment, comparable to shows such as Jersey Shore on MTV or Bob The Burger on Fox. However, we do advise parental responsibility for our more "Edgier" moments". Rating: 2.6 Bob The Burger! Can we cook it?
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Post by kidglov3s on Oct 6, 2012 11:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by Bone Daddy on Oct 6, 2012 11:27:08 GMT -5
And AJ Lee takes her throne as today's Stone Cold. Modern day warrior, Mean, mean skips. Today's Stone Cold's Got sweet sweet lips. Though her mind is sure vacant, Don't put her down as innocent, Lack of talent is no offense, Your disbelief has no suspense. What you say about her delivery, Is what you say about society. She doesn't need to drink some beer. Just bend over and show her rear. Today's Stone Cold she gets by on you, Her segments won't fail to surround you. No more wrestling and no more cheers, Hope you like creepy and ill-timed leers. POST OF THE YEAR!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 6, 2012 11:42:17 GMT -5
Vince McMahon recreates Chris Jericho's return from Janurary. He comes out and gets moved by the reaction and leaves without saying a word.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Oct 6, 2012 11:46:14 GMT -5
I haven't watched WWE in quite a while, is the 2.5 seriously that big of a ratings dip? There was a 2.9 a while back that was treated as a fluke. Raw last I remember was dangling at the 3.1-3.4's anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 11:55:42 GMT -5
I haven't watched WWE in quite a while, is the 2.5 seriously that big of a ratings dip? There was a 2.9 a while back that was treated as a fluke. Raw last I remember was dangling at the 3.1-3.4's anyway. Since Raw went to three hours its usually been averaging between a 2.8 and a 3.1. The 2.5 is kind of a big deal, because not only is it the worst rated non-holiday edition of Raw for 15 years, but it also shows that people aren't going to tune in if a big name (e.g. Cena, HHH, Lesnar) isn't on the show. So basically the WWE is panicking and having both Vince and Cena return this Monday.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 6, 2012 12:17:37 GMT -5
Step 1. Vince talks about how he's the president of the universe or something. Step 2. An impersonator (impersonating the president or a politician or whatever) confronts Vince. Step 3. Vince makes fun of the impersonator because their name sounds like Anus or Butt or Booger, even if it doesn't. Step 4. Hornswoggle comes out and does Hornswoggle related activities. Step 5. R.D. Reynolds buys a golden yacht.
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Post by zeez on Oct 6, 2012 12:51:57 GMT -5
"I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!!!"
"I, uh, just wanted to make sure you were all aware of that. In case you had forgotten or something. Well, all right. I've saved this quarter hour. Later, bitches."
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Post by flatsdomino on Oct 6, 2012 13:14:13 GMT -5
So they're seriously gonna have Punk as a heel to Vince as a face this time around? Because they honestly think what people want is the total OPPOSITE of what the hottest angle in years was?
If so:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPANY?!
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Post by hitch on Oct 6, 2012 13:47:19 GMT -5
So they're seriously gonna have Punk as a heel to Vince as a face this time around? Because they honestly think what people want is the total OPPOSITE of what the hottest angle in years was? If so: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPANY?! Better opposite than trying desperately to recreate the wheel over and over and over again. You can't keep saying 'Heel boss vs face worker - that worked once, let's try it repeatedly until it works again'. Because it won't. Believing it will is the same logic that said 'Lex Luger will be the next breakout star' in 1993. You HAVE TO to something different, not just expecting the past to recreate itself. However I've no faith in the WWE to succeed. They'll probably try and bring back Degenerative X or whatever they were called. Two balding middle aged men trying to pretend it's 1997 again. The product is so similar to how it was in the mid 1990s in the sense that it's clear that we're watching what someone else thinks we want to watch rather than a company listening to what it's audience actually wishes to see. Three hours of Raw is a killer too.
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 6, 2012 15:17:30 GMT -5
I haven't watched WWE in quite a while, is the 2.5 seriously that big of a ratings dip? There was a 2.9 a while back that was treated as a fluke. Raw last I remember was dangling at the 3.1-3.4's anyway. Since Raw went to three hours its usually been averaging between a 2.8 and a 3.1. The 2.5 is kind of a big deal, because not only is it the worst rated non-holiday edition of Raw for 15 years, but it also shows that people aren't going to tune in if a big name (e.g. Cena, HHH, Lesnar) isn't on the show. So basically the WWE is panicking and having both Vince and Cena return this Monday. They only have themselves to blame for basically sacrificing everybody so that Cena and Cena alone stands on top of the mountain, even when he's not champion.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 16:04:50 GMT -5
Vince comes out, states how much he disliked Prometheus, says he no longer trusts Hollywood.
Simon Dean comes out in bank attire and cries whilst he begs for forgiveness.
Hulk Hogan appears via satellite link to apologise.
No one cares and in the end somehow CM Punk ends up not being allowed to promo back at Vince.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 16:10:03 GMT -5
So they're seriously gonna have Punk as a heel to Vince as a face this time around? Because they honestly think what people want is the total OPPOSITE of what the hottest angle in years was? If so: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPANY?! Better opposite than trying desperately to recreate the wheel over and over and over again. You can't keep saying 'Heel boss vs face worker - that worked once, let's try it repeatedly until it works again'. Because it won't. Believing it will is the same logic that said 'Lex Luger will be the next breakout star' in 1993. You HAVE TO to something different, not just expecting the past to recreate itself. However I've no faith in the WWE to succeed. They'll probably try and bring back Degenerative X or whatever they were called. Two balding middle aged men trying to pretend it's 1997 again. The product is so similar to how it was in the mid 1990s in the sense that it's clear that we're watching what someone else thinks we want to watch rather than a company listening to what it's audience actually wishes to see. Three hours of Raw is a killer too. Have you only been watching for a year? How do you not know it's called D-Generation X?
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Oct 6, 2012 16:47:28 GMT -5
No it's because she's a little bastard. I know AJ had a relationship with Hornswoggle but come on.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Oct 6, 2012 21:26:55 GMT -5
You know... On SD they sure pushed Punk/Ryback, and left Cena barely mentioned all show. Maybe. Just maybe the dirtsheets were on to something, and Vince is gonna say that Cena retired. But they're gonna move on and create new stars and whatnot. Kinda like when Bischoff showed up and they reset the whole show all those years ago.
Nah. It's gonna be another way for Punk to get more heat.
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