Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 7, 2012 17:56:06 GMT -5
It's been too long since we've had one of these! I'll start.
Why was The Ultimate Warrior fired from Petsmart?
He couldn't sell Pedigree.
What is David Otunga's favorite MLB team?
O-RI-OLES! O-RI-OLES!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 7, 2012 18:26:47 GMT -5
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland tried to hit on him?
"I'm straight Edge!"
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 7, 2012 18:28:15 GMT -5
What's the difference between Jinder Mahal and a vacuum?
The vacuum doesn't suck the heat out of a room
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
Posts: 5,600
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 7, 2012 20:04:55 GMT -5
As a member of the dWo, it saddens me to say this...
What's the difference between Drew McIntyre and a party?
The party's over.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 7, 2012 20:07:49 GMT -5
Not WWE but...
I was at a Shimmer show the other day. It was awful. I had to stay in the bathroom the whole time.
*Ducks under tomatoes being thrown*
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Oct 7, 2012 22:17:01 GMT -5
Why did Tony Atlas chase after Sheamus?
He wanted to get Sheamus's Lucky Charms.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 7, 2012 22:20:05 GMT -5
Why doesn't Mick Foley buy coke or Pepsi?
Because he always goes for the cheap pop!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 7, 2012 22:22:20 GMT -5
Why was Syxx afraid of Seven?
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...I really wish I could think of a punchline to this.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 7, 2012 22:26:57 GMT -5
Why was Syxx afraid of Seven? ... ...I really wish I could think of a punchline to this. Because he had aces and eights? |
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 7, 2012 22:27:18 GMT -5
What do wrestling fans and WWE Divas have in common?
Vince is always trying to shove things down their throat.
What's the difference between Sin Cara and 3 hour Raws?
3 hour Raws are pointless.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Oct 7, 2012 22:38:21 GMT -5
What do you call the pairing of Ryback and Godfather?
Feed me Whore.
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Post by crushtheinsects on Oct 8, 2012 1:48:30 GMT -5
Why couldn't Owen Hart order the PPV?
His cable broke.
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Ryanar
Samurai Cop
Posts: 2,429
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Post by Ryanar on Oct 8, 2012 2:04:31 GMT -5
Why couldn't Owen Hart order the PPV? His cable broke. Ouch |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 3:11:26 GMT -5
Why couldn't Owen Hart order the PPV? His cable broke. Well, I'm going right to hell for laughing at this. |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 8, 2012 4:00:54 GMT -5
What is the name of Cody Rhodes and Bret Hart's tag team?
Strokes and Mirrors.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 5:40:17 GMT -5
What do Batista and basketballs have in common?
They both make a hilarious photoshop.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Oct 8, 2012 6:25:31 GMT -5
John Cena and Dolph Ziggler walk into a bar....
only Ziggler sells it.
What's black and white and red all over?
a Mark Henry/Shaemus First Blood match.
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Post by sonofblaine on Oct 8, 2012 6:25:51 GMT -5
Why couldn't Owen Hart order the PPV? His cable broke. My actual, real lfe reaction when I read this...  |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 8, 2012 6:28:57 GMT -5
Why couldn't Owen Hart order the PPV? His cable broke. Well, I'm going right to hell for laughing at this. I'll be in the room next to you. |
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
Posts: 32,702
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Post by zeez on Oct 8, 2012 6:43:54 GMT -5
How many boys does Layla have buried in her basement?
Several, because she's insatiable and she can't get enough.
Wait, this is a joke thread? Oh, my bad. Give me a second and I'll think of something.
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