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Post by invaderdave on Nov 11, 2005 20:18:02 GMT -5
Oh, and it's Dick time.
And the penis jokes start.
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:18:26 GMT -5
I don't believe the ring ever talked, but nowadays, they might just try anything. They should just throw in all these creepy voices coming from the ring during the match, just to see what happens.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 11, 2005 20:18:30 GMT -5
Nobody can beat The Dicks.
That sounds so wrong.
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Post by bobmclob on Nov 11, 2005 20:18:31 GMT -5
THE DICKS!!!
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Nov 11, 2005 20:19:21 GMT -5
The Dicks, another "We love ourselves" gimmick.
WWE Creative: "Hey! We just love beating this dead horse!"
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:19:34 GMT -5
I never understood why they put that horrible thing on her face. What's the goal there?
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 11, 2005 20:22:12 GMT -5
We're all gonna laugh at it, but any chance Vince McMahon ever had at legitimacy in the entertainment world took a nosedive with The Dicks. And can someone scrape the cookie dough off Jillian now? The joke is SO over. (It was over on Week 2.) Time to change it.
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Post by Lancers on Nov 11, 2005 20:22:45 GMT -5
The Dicks are squirting each other with baby oil.
I guess that's better than Cool Whip or milk.
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:23:25 GMT -5
The Johnsons, The Dicks, why can't they just call them what they really want to call them?
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 11, 2005 20:24:47 GMT -5
Get ready for a guffawing Vince McMahon to haul out every possible double entendre for this gimmick, funny or not. And it's worse that they over-enunciate the dirty parts. As if we wouldn't get the joke or something.
"People might say we're... (big pause) cocky."
Thanks. I wouldn't have known had you not said that loudly.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 11, 2005 20:26:12 GMT -5
Very true, and what's sad about all this is, Vince probably thinks his fans find it as amusing as he does. And then he wonders why the entertainment industry turns it nose up whenever he's mentioned.
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 11, 2005 20:27:49 GMT -5
Very true, and what's sad about all this is, Vince probably thinks his fans find it as amusing as he does. And then he wonders why the entertainment industry turns it nose up when he's mentioned. Nobody will ever find this as amusing as Vince does. People might laugh, but for how long? I'm hoping they wrestle themselves out of the gimmick and just wind up as "Chad and James" or "C&J" or anything that doesn't saddle them with a sad Chippendales image forever.
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Nov 11, 2005 20:30:11 GMT -5
Very true, and what's sad about all this is, Vince probably thinks his fans find it as amusing as he does. And then he wonders why the entertainment industry turns it nose up when he's mentioned. Nobody will ever find this as amusing as Vince does. People might laugh, but for how long? I'm hoping they wrestle themselves out of the gimmick and just wind up as "Chad and James" or "C&J" or anything that doesn't saddle them with a sad Chippendales image forever. Actually I'm surprised Vince didn't have one of them named Bob or Bill so that they could be BJ, The Dicks.
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 11, 2005 20:30:46 GMT -5
Just how emotionally crushing is it when you work your ass off as a wrestler, get selected by WWE, meet Vince McMahon and have him say "You guys are going to be the Dicks!"
Chad: You mean we're going to be jerk heels?
Vince: Nope, I mean you're going to be the Dicks, Chad Dick!
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:31:02 GMT -5
That would just be a one-way ticket to wrestlecrap-dom.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 11, 2005 20:33:26 GMT -5
Well, all I have to say about this is, crack is whack.
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:34:18 GMT -5
You could hear a pin drop in that crowd.
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 11, 2005 20:35:38 GMT -5
If Booker T were a man of morals and honor, he'd snap Sharmell's head-set. Or something.
Gag her, I don't care I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HER.
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Post by The Wraith on Nov 11, 2005 20:36:25 GMT -5
gotta hand it to them, though. they picked the right time to come out and talk with the announcers. Crowd's so quiet, I can hear them talking just fine.
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Post by B.A. on Nov 11, 2005 20:36:32 GMT -5
You could hear a pin drop in that crowd. oo yea
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