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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 24, 2012 1:18:34 GMT -5
Cena is too wholesome for anything interesting to happen. So it can only end with Cena being innocent and the victim of a conspiracy.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 24, 2012 1:22:16 GMT -5
After a month of arguing about the dinner date, we find out that AJ and Cena were really planning a surprise party for Vickie, only to find out that AJ and Cena really did have sex and now she's pregnant, by Cena, complete with pictures. However, later on, we find out from a female attorney, that AJ faked the pregnancy and never had sex with Cena, slipping a roofy into Cena's Yoohoo. Wait, doesn't that mean that Cena and Vickie are husband and wife if we are following the Claire storyline perfectly?
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Post by jimmyjames on Oct 24, 2012 1:31:38 GMT -5
WWE can't follow the Claire Lynch story 100%, so I included a couple of differences.
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Post by Dang! on Oct 24, 2012 1:54:19 GMT -5
Well, it this AJ stuff actually manages to compete with THAT it might lead to a katharsis and it could mean that someone (Cena?) might come out of it improved and more awesome than ever before (see: Daniels/Kazarian).
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 24, 2012 6:39:51 GMT -5
Kane/Cena/Eve/Ryder and the Bischoff saga may be the worse this year and possibly Aj's push to GM and her time there. None of those stories included: - A hipster with an alcohol problem. - AJ & Dixie Carter helping a random crackhead that neither of them knew. - Dixie putting said crackhead above her own family. - Dixie's husband punching AJ due to him thinking AJ/Dixie were doing the horizontal monkey dance, while they were simply helping a crackhead and planning his birthday party. Seriously. - Implied date rape via use of a controlled substance - A match with the stipulation "If AJ wins, a paternity test will be performed. If he loses, he MUST accept responsibility of the child." - A successful paternity test on a baby that never existed - A heel (Kaz) that turned against his best friend because he thought he slept his way to the top, despite the fact that the proof Daniels manipulated Kaz with being about as legit as Steve Rhodes' 99-cent coin. The entire basis of his heel turn had been hilariously debunked, yet after realizing he'd been had, Kaz remained heel because f*** it. - This entire scenario was dragged out for several months with everybody going out of their way to avoid resolving the issue ASAP. If that doesn't win the Gooker, the award shouldn't exist.
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Post by deadstock on Oct 24, 2012 7:22:56 GMT -5
Claire lynch is kinda pretty .
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 24, 2012 7:38:33 GMT -5
it'll have to really work at it to be as dumb as AJ Styles and his crack baby whose not actually his.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Oct 29, 2012 11:58:04 GMT -5
So Vickie has "photographic evidence"?
So is she the Christopher Daniels in this fued? Will Ryder by the Kazarian friend who turns out of disgust?
FIRST EVE, NOW AJ?!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!
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Post by pepsitwist on Oct 29, 2012 16:48:50 GMT -5
What's Zack Ryder doing in the friendzone?
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 29, 2012 16:50:56 GMT -5
If Vickie yells at Miss Lee to "Do the right thing AJ!" tonight then the entire angle will have been worth it.
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Post by kidglov3s on Oct 29, 2012 16:54:06 GMT -5
Claire Lynch is the gift that keeps on giving.
Not taking.
Like that gutter snipe AJ. Styles.
DO THE RIGHT THING AJ!
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Post by vanboxmeer on Oct 29, 2012 17:07:34 GMT -5
They should bring in Claire Lynch herself from the Popeye ride. Call her AJ Wii.
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Post by kidglov3s on Oct 29, 2012 17:08:00 GMT -5
They should bring in Claire Lynch herself from the Popeye ride. Call her AJ Wii. Sounds like an AJ Win.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2012 17:39:50 GMT -5
Now I'm hoping that this angle manages to be more ridiculous than the Claire Lynch stuff by the time it's over.
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