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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 27, 2012 2:03:07 GMT -5
Tonight Josh Matthews said that Kaitlyn thought of herself as a "Hybrid Diva." Now that could mean of few different things, but judging by how insanely fit and sexy she's been looking lately(beautiful toned mid-section, buff arms, and Olympian goddess-like thighs) coupled with the way she was kicking ass tonight(she was tossing chicks around and running them over left and right) I think it's pretty clear that Kaitlyn is part sexy woman and part machine. This may be why Kelly Kelly left because she found out about Kaitlyn's identity and they had an epic Terminator 3 like brawl backstage and Kaitlyn stepped on her head and officially took her place as the new cybernetic Diva. And now that I know here true identity I feel as though my life may be in danger. Kaitlyn might track me down and try to kill me like John Connor by squeezing my head in between her thighs and popping it like a grape. And now the rest of you may all be in danger as well, so she's going to kill us all until her secret is safe. What are we to do?!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2012 2:15:32 GMT -5
1. Build time machine/find wormhole capable of travel to the future/get wish to go to the future granted by powerful magical being 2. Go to when Kaitlyn was constructed and include a failsafe to her android killer thighs where in the pressure they create is reduced to a nonlethal level 3. Return to present and confront her 4. Pretend her android thighs are crushing people's necks when, in actually, it is a pleasant erotic feeling 5. ?? 6. Profit
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 27, 2012 4:26:51 GMT -5
I'm.....Ok with this.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Oct 27, 2012 6:42:35 GMT -5
A "Hybrid Diva"? I hope that doesn't mean she has a penis.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 27, 2012 6:53:20 GMT -5
So she is the female version of Ryback and they have to mate in order to create the perfect cyborg who will usher the end of humanity?
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 27, 2012 8:21:13 GMT -5
She's the new glamazon.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 27, 2012 9:40:08 GMT -5
So she is the female version of Ryback and they have to mate in order to create the perfect cyborg who will usher the end of humanity? Kaitlyn is Android 18, and Ryback is Imperfect Cell (Feed Me More...People/Cyborgs). Who does that make 17?
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Post by CMWaters on Oct 27, 2012 9:53:33 GMT -5
So she is the female version of Ryback and they have to mate in order to create the perfect cyborg who will usher the end of humanity? Kaitlyn is Android 18, and Ryback is Imperfect Cell (Feed Me More...People/Cyborgs). Who does that make 17? Antonio Cesaro?
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Post by illniñofan on Oct 27, 2012 9:55:02 GMT -5
So she is the female version of Ryback and they have to mate in order to create the perfect cyborg who will usher the end of humanity? Kaitlyn is Android 18, and Ryback is Imperfect Cell (Feed Me More...People/Cyborgs). Who does that make 17? For that matter, who's their creator, Dr. Gero? Future Trunks? ...Oh gawd, look at what you started.
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Post by sonofblaine on Oct 27, 2012 10:24:54 GMT -5
John Cena's obviously Goku. Punk as Vegita.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Oct 27, 2012 11:05:23 GMT -5
I cam e here to make DBZ references and I got beaten to it. Damn you FAN!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2012 13:20:27 GMT -5
I just thought it was more of Josh Matthews trying to shove trendy words where they don't belong. I was hoping JBL would destroy him for it, but it was just a few minutes after the last stupid thing JBL called him out on so he let it slide.
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Post by Cronant on Oct 27, 2012 13:28:57 GMT -5
I just thought it was more of Josh Matthews trying to shove trendy words where they don't belong. I was hoping JBL would destroy him for it, but it was just a few minutes after the last stupid thing JBL called him out on so he let it slide. In fairness, Kaitlyns had that on her twitter profile for almost a year now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2012 13:31:00 GMT -5
I just thought it was more of Josh Matthews trying to shove trendy words where they don't belong. I was hoping JBL would destroy him for it, but it was just a few minutes after the last stupid thing JBL called him out on so he let it slide. In fairness, Kaitlyns had that on her twitter profile for almost a year now. Okay, I did not know that. I just like JBL yelling at Josh Matthews, haha.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 27, 2012 14:41:47 GMT -5
John Cena's obviously Goku. Punk as Vegita. Zack Ryder can be Krillin. And I guess, Sheamus is Piccolo?
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Post by Cronant on Oct 27, 2012 14:43:29 GMT -5
Orton is kinda Piccolo like.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Oct 27, 2012 14:59:48 GMT -5
I only barely noticed him mentioning hybrid diva, but holy hell those seemed like some powerful clotheslines.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 27, 2012 15:07:38 GMT -5
A "Hybrid Diva"? I hope that doesn't mean she has a penis. As I said, that could mean a few different things. And this morning on Slam, she was a penguin. Well, she dressed in a penguin costume. It was the most dead awful looking penguin costume I've ever seen. But at least she looked cute in the black leotard with the bow tie.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Oct 27, 2012 15:29:30 GMT -5
Orton is kinda Piccolo like.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 27, 2012 15:47:18 GMT -5
Orton is kinda Piccolo like. I can totally see Orton doing the "I CAN WIN! I. CAN. DO. THIS!" speech.
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