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Post by CMWaters on Oct 28, 2012 23:48:28 GMT -5
Kendo sticks??? Kendo sticks? ? There is a kayfabe land of midgets under that ring and you're wondering why a kendo stick is under there? *Gives you a supena (spelling?) to go to Little People's Court.
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Mista T
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Post by Mista T on Oct 29, 2012 0:36:34 GMT -5
the wrestler obviously hid it under there before the show...why do you think he knows exactly where it is?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2012 0:40:34 GMT -5
What makes the stuff under the ring weirder is the fact that, even technically in kayfabe, the ring was just set up.
It's not like a bunch of stuff ended up under this one ring over time that everyone's been wrestling in for 20 years. You know when someone reaches under there and pulls out the flame throwing chainsaw...the guys that set it up had what they thought was a good reason to put it there 2 hours earlier.
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Post by Corporate H on Oct 29, 2012 1:38:57 GMT -5
I understand if they put weapons under the ring for later, but in the case of something like the Vince vs. CM Punk match why would he or Vince put TWO kendo sticks under there?
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Post by CMWaters on Oct 29, 2012 6:49:46 GMT -5
I understand if they put weapons under the ring for later, but in the case of something like the Vince vs. CM Punk match why would he or Vince put TWO kendo sticks under there? In case the first one broke.
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Post by hitch on Oct 29, 2012 8:29:07 GMT -5
I never assumed a kendo stick was something that was found by chance under the ring. Rather the heel who wished to use it, placed it there prior to the event.
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 29, 2012 8:54:14 GMT -5
It's because Steve Blackman is now working ring crew.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 29, 2012 9:00:47 GMT -5
Kayfabe, I like to think wrestlers bring weapons down before the show starts, so they are there if they need them. This is what I've always assumed. Punk new it was a Cell, knew he needed all the help he could get to fight Ryback, and left whatever he needed under there.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2012 10:58:13 GMT -5
Now I'm imagining a line of heels all approaching ringside before the show trying to sneak weapons under there one at a time without being noticed.
Ring Crew: "Hey CM Punk! What's up!"
CM Punk: "Just warming up man" *fakes sneeze, brass knuckles fall to feet, kicks under ring*
Ring Crew: "Alberto you're here early today"
ADR: "Yeah just scouting things out, hmm that mat is a little uneven" *kneels by ring and adjusts mat, casually reaches over and slides announce chair under ring*
Ring Crew: "Hey Ziggler! You going to be cashing in tonight?"
Ziggler: "I haven't decided yet" *starts to put chainsaw under ring*
Ring Crew: "What's with the chainsaw?"
Ziggler: "...I was hungry?"
Ring Crew: "Oh okay"
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Post by saintpat on Oct 29, 2012 18:37:04 GMT -5
Yeah, Punk probably tried to hide a sledge hammer but Hunter wandered by and said, "Uh-uh, only I get to hide sledge hammers under the ring, read the fine print in your contract" and handed him a bamboo stick instead.
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Post by DXKramer on Oct 29, 2012 20:43:55 GMT -5
Vince uses it to punish the ring crew when they're not fast enough. I don't know why wrestlers never pick up the whip though. IT GOES CLOCKWISE
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 30, 2012 8:50:55 GMT -5
Now I'm imagining a line of heels all approaching ringside before the show trying to sneak weapons under there one at a time without being noticed. Ring Crew: "Hey CM Punk! What's up!" CM Punk: "Just warming up man" *fakes sneeze, brass knuckles fall to feet, kicks under ring* Ring Crew: "Alberto you're here early today" ADR: "Yeah just scouting things out, hmm that mat is a little uneven" *kneels by ring and adjusts mat, casually reaches over and slides announce chair under ring* Ring Crew: "Hey Ziggler! You going to be cashing in tonight?" Ziggler: "I haven't decided yet" *starts to put chainsaw under ring* Ring Crew: "What's with the chainsaw?" Ziggler: "...I was hungry?" Ring Crew: "Oh okay" Security: Hey, who are you guys? Lead Terrorist: We are caterers. Security: You're pretty heavily armed for caterers. Lead Terrorist: We took the subway. Security: You're pretty lightly armed for the subway!
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