Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 25, 2012 23:19:38 GMT -5
I don't threaten. I just do. Ask Drakin if you don't believe me. Or find Blood's hospital room and ask him.
I've beaten more top names than you can count. There's just one name that I need to add to my list, and that is you. And when you step into the ring with a destroyer of careers, with the Predator Knight, your fantasy of becoming Undisputed Champion will fall in the face of reality.
It's not rocket science, Enigma. It's elementary. Whoa whoa whoa! Flag on the field my friend!
Do you hear me saying "It's me, it's me, it's MVP"? How about "Moo Moo Moo You Knw It"? No sir you do not! That is one of the highest forms of disrespect, and coming from Mr. Earn Respect Around Here, that's hypocrisy at its finest.
Also, you taking credit for Blood being out? That was the NiteRaw after he took on Michaels and myself. And considering Michaels was taking a nap most of the match, you can credit Hollywood's Own for the assist. I mean, you obviously won't, but I'd hate for you to be misinformed.
Now, you've shown us disrespect, we've called you out on it, blah blah blah. But fact is, Aaron Enigma and I have challenged for the belts you and your brother never officially won. The Hollywood Detective Agency (working title, I'm open to suggestions) would love to prove why we deserve respect, and the tag titles are a nice bonus.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 25, 2012 23:28:33 GMT -5
All I hear from you, Enigma, is the same rancid garbage you've been spewing for weeks. The fact remains that you are not going to walk into Thunderdome with anything, and in the unlikely event you become World Champion, I will leave you with nothing. Simple as that.
Next week, my brother and I are retainin the tag titles. The week after that, your reign as champion ends by MY hands.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 25, 2012 23:36:52 GMT -5
All I hear from you, Enigma, is the same rancid garbage you've been spewing for weeks. The fact remains that you are not going to walk into Thunderdome with anything, and in the unlikely event you become World Champion, I will leave you with nothing. Simple as that.
Next week, my brother and I are retainin the tag titles. The week after that, your reign as champion ends by MY hands. Are you really challenging me? Unfortunately for you, this Inter-Forum title is my key into the Thunderdome. If I lose this title before then, it means no Heavyweight title shot for me. Why should I accept something where I have nothing to gain but everything to lose?
Tell you what, Gus. I'll accept your challenge for a title match if you sweeten the deal. If I'm putting my Inter-Forum title and, by association, my Heavyweight title shot, then you should have to do the same. Put your briefcase on the line in this fight. Winner take all! Otherwise you'll just have to wait and face me when I'm Undisputed Champion.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 25, 2012 23:53:05 GMT -5
We're having this match on MY terms. I went to the Board Of Directors AND our CEO, and the title shot is not on the line because even if you lose, and you will lose, you would still be in Thunderdome.
Of course, if you throw a fit and say that you won't face me because of that, you're pretty much admittin that you don't think you can beat me.
Besides, the last person who made me fight on terms not my own left the arena on a stretcher. And one before that nearly was torn in half over the top of a ladder while I made him quit.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 25, 2012 23:56:36 GMT -5
We're having this match on MY terms. I went to the Board Of Directors AND our CEO, and the title shot is not on the line because even if you lose, and you will lose, you would still be in Thunderdome.
Of course, if you throw a fit and say that you won't face me because of that, you're pretty much admittin that you don't think you can beat me.
Besides, the last person who made me fight on terms not my own left the arena on a stretcher. And one before that nearly was torn in half over the top of a ladder while I made him quit. Don't forget our challenge Ricky.
Hollywood Detective Agency baby!! (Still a working title. Open to any and all suggestions folks)
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 26, 2012 0:04:50 GMT -5
We're having this match on MY terms. I went to the Board Of Directors AND our CEO, and the title shot is not on the line because even if you lose, and you will lose, you would still be in Thunderdome.
Of course, if you throw a fit and say that you won't face me because of that, you're pretty much admittin that you don't think you can beat me.
Besides, the last person who made me fight on terms not my own left the arena on a stretcher. And one before that nearly was torn in half over the top of a ladder while I made him quit. Don't forget our challenge Ricky.
Hollywood Detective Agency baby!! (Still a working title. Open to any and all suggestions folks) Until you accomplish anything remotely resembling what I've done without whining and blaming your problems on people who have done more in their careers than you have, you don't get the chance.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 26, 2012 0:07:30 GMT -5
I don't threaten. I just do. Ask Drakin if you don't believe me. Or find Blood's hospital room and ask him.
I've beaten more top names than you can count. There's just one name that I need to add to my list, and that is you. And when you step into the ring with a destroyer of careers, with the Predator Knight, your fantasy of becoming Undisputed Champion will fall in the face of reality.
It's not rocket science, Enigma. It's elementary. Whoa whoa whoa! Flag on the field my friend!
Do you hear me saying "It's me, it's me, it's MVP"? How about "Moo Moo Moo You Knw It"? No sir you do not! That is one of the highest forms of disrespect, and coming from Mr. Earn Respect Around Here, that's hypocrisy at its finest.
Also, you taking credit for Blood being out? That was the NiteRaw after he took on Michaels and myself. And considering Michaels was taking a nap most of the match, you can credit Hollywood's Own for the assist. I mean, you obviously won't, but I'd hate for you to be misinformed.
Now, you've shown us disrespect, we've called you out on it, blah blah blah. But fact is, Aaron Enigma and I have challenged for the belts you and your brother never officially won. The Hollywood Detective Agency (working title, I'm open to suggestions) would love to prove why we deserve respect, and the tag titles are a nice bonus. Oh and uh, as mentioned by Ryan himself before being kidnapped, he was just electricuted in the 101 Colony a few days before that so yeah.........Gus, nice job kidnapping and taking out an already injured man.
You want to talk about beating me, that's fine. But my friend Ryan was one foot in the emergency room already before you put him in there.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 26, 2012 0:21:01 GMT -5
Don't forget our challenge Ricky.
Hollywood Detective Agency baby!! (Still a working title. Open to any and all suggestions folks) Until you accomplish anything remotely resembling what I've done without whining and blaming your problems on people who have done more in their careers than you have, you don't get the chance. Longest reigning amd GREATEST Television Champion.
Also, I still don't understand how the "champs" get to choose their challengers. I never did that when I was King of Television. Aaron Enigm never did that. Neother did Antihero, ViVA, or even our champion.
Then again, I was a fighting champion when I held gold. Times have changed since then, haven't they Ricky?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 26, 2012 0:37:25 GMT -5
I accept your challenge, Gus. However I'm not going to be losing my Inter-Forum title. I've got a date with the Undisputed Championship and I won't be giving that up. You talk about how you compete when the matches aren't on your terms. I have MADE my career that way, Gus. I have been put in so many matches with stipulations I didn't agree to, and I won them. You can ask Square what I've done to him, considering you've beaten him too.
Here's the thing though. I AM the Inter-Forum champion. You aren't, and yet the match is on YOUR terms. Clearly the board of directors doesn't want me to have this title anymore. Unfortunately for them, I'm going to ruin their plans.
So here's how this will work. Both of us step into the ring. I'll let you get your shots in, Mr. Predator Knight, but at the end of the day, the Head Detective will come out on top. It's simple really if you think about it. This Inter-Forum title is mine, Gus. You have done nothing to earn a shot at my title, yet here you are telling me you get to decide the terms?
Why do I always have to make the sacrifice even when I am the champion? What makes you so special? You beat The Fallen, so you deserve an Inter-Forum title shot? That's absurd. However I don't have a choice in this matter. I told everyone that I would defend this title any place at any time against anyone. So you are on, Gus. Just remember, Predator Knight. The Head Detective doesn't bow to anybody. You better be prepared to kill me, because you won't get this title from me otherwise.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 26, 2012 0:37:26 GMT -5
Until you accomplish anything remotely resembling what I've done without whining and blaming your problems on people who have done more in their careers than you have, you don't get the chance. Longest reigning amd GREATEST Television Champion.
Also, I still don't understand how the "champs" get to choose their challengers. I never did that when I was King of Television. Aaron Enigm never did that. Neother did Antihero, ViVA, or even our champion.
Then again, I was a fighting champion when I held gold. Times have changed since then, haven't they Ricky? Only one person calls me that and you're not her.
Secondly, I fight people who achieve more and complain less. You, who is as much an Asylum version of Alex Shelley as Betty is an Asylum Triple H, have shown that you are not that kind of person nor do you desire to be that person.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 26, 2012 1:42:19 GMT -5
BRB: So what the Interforums Champion is saying is that someone needs to step in and shake up the Board of Directors.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 26, 2012 1:53:05 GMT -5
While you're here BRB, mind answering a few questions?
Like how Predator Richie and and his brother became tag champs wothout beating anyone, or why they think they can choose their opponents?
It's confusing me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 26, 2012 1:58:16 GMT -5
While you're here BRB, mind answering a few questions?
Like how Predator Richie and and his brother became tag champs wothout beating anyone, or why they think they can choose their opponents?
It's confusing me. I can answer that for you. Goose and his brother Marsha stole the damn belts from the FAWA Vault and proclaimed themselves Tag Team Champions. I dont know if even the board officially recognizes them, but knowing that he already has gotten the board to make Aaron defend his belt against him without putting nothing on the line.........he probably is going to get on that if he already hasn't. He's learning how to be a political snake in the grass from Jonathan Michaels.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 26, 2012 2:12:24 GMT -5
While you're here BRB, mind answering a few questions?
Like how Predator Richie and and his brother became tag champs wothout beating anyone, or why they think they can choose their opponents?
It's confusing me. BRB: I don't run this company anymore, you ingrate. The son of a bitch who weaseled me out of the CEO position is the same son of a bitch who holds this company's World Heavyweight Championship belt. If he didn't screw me, I could answer that for you, but no, you cheered for him from the sidelines while I have one last hurrah for the future of this company before it began it's slow shame back to the Dark Ages.
We could have been a team, Hayden.
No one appreciates your work until you're gone. Now we have a cultist in charge who chases ghosts that interfere with matches.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 26, 2012 2:22:10 GMT -5
While you're here BRB, mind answering a few questions?
Like how Predator Richie and and his brother became tag champs wothout beating anyone, or why they think they can choose their opponents?
It's confusing me. BRB: I don't run this company anymore, you ingrate. The son of a bitch who weaseled me out of the CEO position is the same son of a bitch who holds this company's World Heavyweight Championship belt. If he didn't screw me, I could answer that for you, but no, you cheered for him from the sidelines while I have one last hurrah for the future of this company before it began it's slow shame back to the Dark Ages.
We could have been a team, Hayden.
No one appreciates your work until you're gone. Now we have a cultist in charge who chases ghosts that interfere with matches. I cheered for him? I didn't give a damn about him. As far as I knew, that was another matter entirely.
As for us being a team, you asked me to give up a shot at Michaels in order for us to unite. That wasn't going to happen. Any chance I have at Michaels I'm going to take, because that rat bastard is going to pay for screwing me over time and time again.
But still, you are the Majority Shareholder. Which means that people can talk and talk, but the buck stops with you. CEO or not, you still control this company. You just have other people who's input is needed.
And even then, the tag titles were not defended nor won. And our "champions" hasn't defended the belts in months. I think our CEO and Board of Directors can understand why I'm upset by this.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2012 3:13:58 GMT -5
Ha... The right idea was putting me in that #1 contenders match for the TV title. Not that there is any doubt on who's going to win. I will admit that Connor Mackenzie looks like he'll bring his A game. So really, respect for everyone that's going to be competing except for a-... Seth Drakin. I just want to say I don't like this guys attitude, mentioning me how I'm gonna be on the mat unconscious while he's getting his arms raised. Ha... That's not going to be the case Drakin. You probably don't expect much from a newcomer like me, but I'll warn you that I'll be one of the most challenging opponents you've faced in FAWA yet. I can guarantee you that... And to make things more troubling you got two other guys that are hungry for that title. So you better watch your back... Oh, who am I kidding. That's what you'll be laying on when you see me getting the 1, 2, 3.
But, good luck!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 26, 2012 3:25:42 GMT -5
Ha... The right idea was putting me in that #1 contenders match for the TV title. Not that there is any doubt on who's going to win. I will admit that Connor Mackenzie looks like he'll bring his A game. So really, respect for everyone that's going to be competing except for a-... Seth Drakin. I just want to say I don't like this guys attitude, mentioning me how I'm gonna be on the mat unconscious while he's getting his arms raised. Ha... That's not going to be the case Drakin. You probably don't expect much from a newcomer like me, but I'll warn you that I'll be one of the most challenging opponents you've faced in FAWA yet. I can guarantee you that... And to make things more troubling you got two other guys that are hungry for that title. So you better watch your back... Oh, who am I kidding. That's what you'll be laying on when you see me getting the 1, 2, 3.But, good luck!-- OOC: I changed my colour because I think blue was a bit too dark and disorientating. At least on my screen Unfortunately for you...........I'm in the TV Title Match.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2012 3:46:32 GMT -5
It's not unfortunate... for me. I can't say the same for you.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Nov 26, 2012 10:18:27 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive* The scene comes into focus with Connor Mackenzie moving down a back hallway in the Parts Unknown Arena shortly after the #1 contenders match for the TV title.* CM: Dupoe! Dupoe you slimey piece of $&!*!.*Coming to Dupoe's door, Connor doesn't bother knocking but just wheels back and kicks. The door swings inward and opens as Connor looks on angrily and enters the room. To his suprise, Dupoe is not there to greet him as he moves in and looks about. Noting papers on the desk, Connor moves towards it, looking them over before his face takes on a perplexed look. As he starts to reach down he lurches forward.* Nett: I might not have been able to finish you off in the ring Mackenzie but now you are out of your element.[/font][/b] *Nett slams a double axe handle to Connor's back as he slumps onto the desk, clutching pieces of paper in his hand. Nett takes notice of this and reaches for them, getting into a tug of war with Connor.* Nett: You're not getting out of here with those.[/font][/b] *Reaching for the papers, Nett grabs one end before Connor resists and pulls on the other. With a sound, the paper is torn in two as Nett grits his teeth, seeming to seeth as Connor stands.* CM: Oops...*Connor grins as Nett charges but ducks, picking Nett up and flapjacking him onto the floor. The sounds of shouts from down the hall alert Connor.* CM: Consider yourself lucky Nett. Next time I'm putting your through the furniture.*Connor moves out of the office as Nett is clutching his half of the papers.*[/quote] *Dupoe enters his office and sees Nett laid out and his office in disarray* What the hell happened here?*Nett starts to get up* That bastard Conner Mackenzie broke in and grabbed some paper off your desk, managed to save half of it in the resulting fightPaper? what paper I don't remember leaving any papers out when I went to catering.this one*Nett hands Dupoe his half of the paper* What in the name of non euclidean geometry is this? Its written in the language of the old ones but i'm unfamiliar with this dialect...I need to go research this
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 26, 2012 11:08:26 GMT -5
You can break that couch over your knee all you want. You can try to show how strong you are. But the truth is...........you couldnt even even get passed Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader. At least Michael would probably have more trouble on Jeopardy. There will be a new TV Champion because brains will always outwit brawn and Bull, you just don't have the brains.
But hey, I hear that Chick-Fil-A is always looking for new spokescows and Hooters is open for your sister. I'll let you two moo on that!!! For your Information I graduated Anthill U. With flying colors and as one of the seven to pass top of the class Moo: Why would I want to go to Hooters? Isnt that a place for guys to go to?(having blonde moment)
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