WWE FAN Thread 191(NEW MEMBERS WELCOME!)

[Sloth Spartan]

From the New World

*Damien comes out to the ring with no expression on his face as he walks down to the ring with Brett behind him and they get in the ring and Damien grabs a mic*

So that's it then no more cause after all everyone has been through Jinder just ends it just like that. Well that's just fine I don't need him I don't need anyone I am fine on my own. Just like Brett said last week the cause did only hold me back prevented me from doing my work. Well no more I am a free man no longer under anyone's rule. I celebrated it last week with a win and I think I am going to celebrate it again this week. What do you think about that Brett?

That sounds like a great Idea to me Sandow but what exactly did you have in mind?

Well I feel like doing something different something that I haven't done since I came into this company. I'm going to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back who thinks that they can take me on. Right here right now so if anyone thinks that they are man enough to face me come down here now and face me. you are facing a new person and it won't be pretty.

*Nothing happens and Damien starts to laugh when suddenly*

I COME FROM MONEY!

I Come From Money

*Out comes Ted DiBiase with a microphone in his hand!*

*sigh* Damien Damien Damien, when will you learn?

Look at you, I mean, right now, you're just another guy with a beard.

Come on Sandow. What was The Cause even all about anyway?

Definitely not to bring WWE to its knees. It only won the one match at Fall Brawl and, pardon me if I'm wrong but one successful champion does not a stable make.

By the way, congrats Heath. You earned that win.

Anyway, you couldn't defend your titles against a team of Wade Barrett and John Cena! That doesn't suggest quality to me.

So, yeah, The Cause is dead, and nothing of value was truly lost.

Speaking of. Brett, the game is over. The Cause is broken, stop this nonsense and ditch Sandow!

*Brett looks at Sandow and shakes his head*

Ted clearly you haven't been paying attention the past year. I didn't become Sandow's manager because of the cause I am the one who brought him into this company. Why would I leave him anyway? To join you? I don't think so you never let have my way Ted there's a reason why we're not partners anymore

You're right Brett. There is a reason.

Not because I was weak or, heaven forbid, that you kicked me out yourself!

I saw what I had become. I was... evil and, looking back on it now, I just can't believe I did any of that.

I know I relapsed earlier this year with Kaitlyn, but I've changed my ways for good now Brett.

The sad thing isn't that you are my brother, its that this pompous jackass with a beard was able to convince you because he played to you power for hunger.

The DiBiase Brothers are dead Brett. That isn't changing.

You think I don't know that the Dibiase Brothers are dead like you said I am the one that kicked you out. I realized that I wasn't going anywhere with you. What has happened since then? I have prospered while you became a looser I killed NXT it couldn't live without micheal cole and I got rid of him I single handily killed NXT

*Ted is now inside the ring*

Oh BRAVO Mr. DiBiase! BRAVO!

Honestly, does that make you feel good inside? Does that make you feel better about yourself?

And what do you mean you've "prospered"? Your career is over! You are stuck being a manager to a self-absorbed idiot!

And speaking of him, I haven't heard you say anything in a while Sandow!

What? Hiding behind your manager because you know I can't hit him?

You can't hide from me anymore Damien!

Well I accept your challenge! Let's fight right here! Right now! IN THIS VERY RING!

*Ted takes his T-Shirt off for the match*

Fine you wanna go lets go right now get a referee out here I'm done talking. I will prove to you and the whole world what i can do

You heard it here first! Get a ref out here, this is happening right now!

Referee Jack Doan rushes to the ring

He'd be running faster if he hadn't been stuffing his face with Jelly Donuts earlier.

Doan calls for the bell.

Damien Sandow vs Ted DiBiase
10 Minutes (5:58pm)

[Sloth Spartan]

Ted DiBiase with a hint to the hint.

[S.C. Amigo]

Ted with a Finally-This-Piece-Of-Crap-Computer-Works-Sorry-For-My-Absence Backbreaker,

[Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW!]

Ted with a lariat.

[Lodi "Riddler" Rulz]

Ted with a neckbreaker after Sandow hits the turnbuckle!

Meanwhile, Mahal watches on the monitor, no expression on his face, no movement at all.

[CH Punk]

Teddy with a bear.

Also, the link to Sandow's theme doesn't work anymore.

[Fake Jesus]

@bigelangston. I'm the smackdown ambassador of PAIN.

[Sloth Spartan]

Hmm. Can't figure out if From the New World is supposed to be an orchestra-type song or not. I guess I'll replace it when RKTaker can get me a new link.

[Fake Jesus]

Also, Ted with an Encyclopedia Britannica taken from under the ring.

[Sloth Spartan]

Damien Sandow has Ted DiBiase's neck and head on the second rope. He presses his knee down against the back of Ted's head and chokes him against the rope.

DiBiase desperately tries to get his hand between his neck and the rope as Marc Harris starts his count.

The count reaches four before Sandow lets go and backs up. As Marc Harris admonishes Sandow, Brett DiBiase walks up by Ted (still on the second rope). He punches Ted in the face, knocking him to the ground as Damien pushes past Marc Harris. Sandow goes for the win.

1!

2!

KICKOUT!

Not enough yet! DiBiase kicks out! That was close, like a 2.9
Less than a second or a 2.9, it doesn't matter. If it's not a three, then this match is still going on.

Damien slams on the mat in frustration, before lifting Ted to his feet. He knees him in the midsection, then looks towards the crowd.

Looks like Damien gonna take out the trash.

Before Damien can nail the Idolizer, DiBiase breaks out. Ted throws a right hand, and stuns Sandow. DiBiase follows that up with a dropkick, knocking Damien down. As Sandow rises, Ted takes off for the ropes. He bounces off, but Brett grabs at his legs. Ted falters, then turns and yells towards Brett.

Uh-oh. Taking his eyes off of his opponent...

Ted turns around and is taken down by a huge lariat from Sandow!

...and Damien takes advantage of the mistake!
Normally Ted is smarter than that. The thing is, that's his brother distracting him. When family blood adds into the mix, it throws you off your game. I always had trouble with Owen, Davey, or any other family was at ringside.

Damien gets on his knees and lays one finger on Ted for the cocky pin.

Wow! How's that for insult to injury?

1!
Not showing any respect, and that is foolish.
2!

KICKOUT!

See what I mean. A real attempt at a pin might have secured the victory there.

Damien rises to his feet and looks at the boo'ing crowd. He quickly makes a gesture that the camera cuts away from.

The miracles of non-live television.
Didn't help out Ryder at all. Anyway, Damien is just telling these Brits that they're number one... whoops, make that number eleven.

When the camera turn back, Damien is lifting Ted up, only to get jabbed in the midsection. Sandow returns with a knee to the chest, knocking DiBiase back a step. Damien closes the gap, but is nailed with an uppercut. Sandow is knocked back, but quickly grabbed by Ted.

DiBiase nails him with a sitout spinebuster.

Ted looks to the crowd then waits for Damien to rise.

And now the cockiness is gonna cost him! Ted is in control and looking for the Dream Street.

Sandow rises and is grabbed from behind. Damien shoots his leg back and low blows DiBiase! The ref has no choice but to call for the bell!

YOUR WINNER, BY DISQUALIFICATION, TED DIBIASE!

Damien stomps repeatedly on Ted.

DiBiase wins the match... but he ain't looking much like a winner right now.
Come on! Get some security to stop this.
Better yet, we're in England, get the constables! Or those guys with the fluffy hats!

Sandow lifts Ted to his feet as Brett enters the ring with a chair. With Sandow's intruction, Brett places the chair underneath Ted.

Damien nails Ted with the Idolizer on the chair as Brett claps on.

Damien rises and takes a bow towards the crowd, still booing. Brett and Sandow start to exit.

That low blow was a desperation maneuver. Ted could've nailed the Dream Stree...
Should've, would've, could've... didn't. He won, but like I said, you be the judge. Who's the real winner? The guy walking away from the ring feeling confident and pleased, or the man currently laid out on the mat due to an Idolizer?

Damien and Brett make it to the stage, and turn around, soaking in the boos, as Smackdown fades backstage.

[Sloth Spartan]

Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time are Nikki Bella and Rosa Mendes. Rosa, tonight you team up with the WWE Women’s Champion Natalya to take on Alicia Fox and Tenille Tayla. This is not the first time you and Natalya have been teammates, but in recent weeks, we’ve seen a new attitude from the Women’s Champion.

Oh Josh. Always the same old thing, huh? So and so teams with so and so, but so and so’s changed their attitude, blah. Blah. Blah.

Rosa puts her arm around Josh.

Come on Nikki. I think naiveté is cute. Sexy. Exactly what I like in a guy. For them to only look at what appears on the surface. For them be suckered in by only what they can see with their eyes. Then, once they have that sense of self-security…

BANG!

AH!

Nikki claps her hands in Josh’s ear as he jumps. She and Rosa giggle.

Calm down Josh. Geez.

You make a good point about Natalya’s change in attitude. But you seem to forget that Rosa’s not the girl she used to be.

Sure, on the surface, I’m still amazing. Same great clothes, beautiful hair, sexy hips, I smell heavenly…

But underneath it all, I’m a changed woman. See, I’m not the clueless ditz that was used and abused by Dolph Ziggler. I’m not the sexual beast that made Low Ki cry like a baby every night. I’m not the whore that Alberto Del Rio could easily win over with a new necklace or pair of earrings. I’m not the cheerleader that led Goldust and John Cena to the World Tag Team Championships.

And I’m not the chick that strived to be accepted by Brie Bella. Not anymore.

It took her a while, but our little Rosa is all grown up now. And she’s learned that there’s more to life than clothes and men.

I have a new sense of self-worth. A new sense of what really matters.

And now that I know what I’m truly capable of, I have one goal in mind. The WWE Women’s Championship.

Sure, tonight Natalya and I may be partners. But I haven’t forgotten that she has something I want. And I haven’t forgotten No Mercy.

Eyes on the prize, girl.

But don’t worry Nattie. We’ve got your back for this match.

But you better watch it once that final bell rings…

With that, Rosa leans over, kisses Josh on the cheek, then she and Nikki exit.

Uh…

Back to Bret and Ashley.

[Sloth Spartan]

*Tenille is shown walking with intent in the back hallway. She checks behind a few doors before appearing to see what she is looking for off screen.*

OI! You two wait up.

*Camera pans over to show Alicia Fox and Brie Bella walking down the hall talking. They stop and turn around just as Tenille catches up to them.*

I wanted to talk to you about tonight's match.

Good timing, we were actually about to go searching for you.

Yeah. Tonight's match breaks down easily. But before I impart my wrestling wisdom upon you... what are you thinking about this one, Tenille? I mean, you did decent against Trish, but are you ready for this one?

Oh... I get it. New girl is the "weak link", right?. Going to "hold the team down". I may not be a "former WWE Women's Champion" like everyone else in this match... but its not like I'm exactly new to this. I've been in wrestling rings since I was 13 years old. And I was one move away from putting away the best women's wrestler this business has ever had.

... a simple yes would have sufficed. Geez, Tenille, save some of this anger for our opponents. If you've forgot, we're on your side.

But you know what, Brie, I kind of like that attitude. She already has the claws out and is ready to scratch out the eyes of anyone who bothers her. Yup, it looks like little miss Tenille Tayla has quite a huge chip on her shoulder. I like it when people are fighting with a purpose, and Tenille, you got one hell of a purpose to want to bring the fight of your life tonight.

Because, guess what. One match into your WWE career, and everyone already considers you a loser. It's up to you to change that. So, how badly do you want this win tonight, Tenille?

Oh believe me, I'm ready to show all these people I'm not some bloody figjam like some of these other gals in the past. That this one is truely dinky-di.

Figjam? Dinky-di?

Care to translate that into English?

*facepalms* Kangaroos loose in the top paddock. Ace, a grouse sheila, a bottler, a corker, spiffy, a beaut, a bonzer and in some parts... mickey mouse.

Oh, okay. Why didn't you just say that originally?

You actually understood that?

Yeah, I have a distant cousin that speaks "idiot."

*Tenille looks annoyed by this is about to say something...*

Well, either way, let's go over the facts. Fact is, we have a three on two advantage. We need to use that to our advantage, and you better believe I plan on helping out as much as possible.

Besides that, we're facing the Women's Champion, Natalya and Rosa Mendes. While I'm sure both of you want to make a point by beating Natalya...

It'd be better to target the other partner.

Exactly. Natalya is champ for a reason. She's smart and talented. Rosa is not on Neidhart's level, and we can have a much easier night if we target her instead.

You okay with that, Ms. Tayla?

Aussie's ain't known for taking the easy way out. But whatever you two chooks want to do, I'm game... for now...

Translation?

She is either on our side... or wants to take you out on a date.

Alicia smiles as Brie speaks slowly, treating Tenille as a small child.

I. AM. IN A RELATIONSHIP. WITH SHANE MCMAHON.

SO NO THANK YOU. SEE YOU OUT THERE FOR THE MATCH.

Brie shakes her head is disbelief, looking at Alicia. They turn to leave.

Please, like I'd ever date an idiot.

Or, you know, a chick.

um, yeah... sure.

The two divas leave, as Tenille Tayla stands irritated.

[The Real Slim sMurfy]

I love that promo. Anytime I can look back at how far Rosa's come since the early days, it's fun. She's really one of our most well-rounded characters.

[Sloth Spartan]

The next match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first...

Shake Yo' Tail

Alicia and Brie appear at the top of the ramp and taunt together. Their taunt gets broken up as Tenille Tayla walks past them towards the ring.

Accompanied by Brie Bella, from Melbourne, Australia and Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, respectively, TENILLE TAYLA AND ALICIA FOX!

Well, despite some verbal communication between these three, it appears they're all on the same page now.
They don't need to understand each other to know what it takes to win. Use the numbers advantage on Rosa, and don't let Natalya get a chance to fight.

Coming next, their opponents...

Queen of Harts

Rosa Mendes and Natalya Neidhart make their way out to the cheers of the crowd.

Accompanied by Nikki Bella, from San Juan, Puerto Rico and Calgary, Alberta, Canada respectively, ROSA MENDES and the WWE Women's Champion, NATALYA NEIDHART!

That's easier said than done. Trust me, I've known Nattie since she was little, and it was always impossible to keep her out of that ring. And besides that, it isn't like Rosa Mendes is some pushover.
No she isn't. But she also isn't the WWE Women's Champion, which makes her the clear target.

Alicia Fox/Tenille Tayla vs Natalya Neidhart/Rosa Mendes
10 Minutes (6:17pm)

[Waffel113 is the SSMD GM!]

I'll be careful next time I ask for a hint.

And Natalya with a Quintuple German Suplex.

[Fake Jesus]

Rosa with a neckbreaker.

[Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW!]

Tenille with a snapmare.

[S.C. Amigo]

Rosa with a Nachos Bel Grande.

[Lodi "Riddler" Rulz]

Fox skins the cat, and catches Rosa into a head-scissors!

[Sloth Spartan]

Tenille stomps on Rosa Mendes before dragging her to the corner. Alicia makes the tag and the two divas irish whip Mendes towards the ropes. Rosa returns and ducks the double clothesline. She continues the run and bounces off the ropes on the other side.

She leaps, and takes down both Alicia and Tenille with a double clothesline of her own.

Brie Bella leaps on the apron to protest, as Rosa rushes to her corner. Mendes makes the tag.

She makes the tag! And here comes Natalya!

Natalya enters and knocks Alicia down with a right hand. Tenille rises and gets knocked down as well.

Fox gets up and is dropkicked to the ground. Tayla is grabbed by Natalya and irish whipped into the corner. Alicia is then picked up and irish whipped into the same corner. Natalya backs up, seemingly for a turnbuckle splash, but the ref stops her and points to the corner.

Wait. What is going on?

The crowd boos as referee Justin King tells Natalya to return to the corner and demands Rosa enter.

Ha-ha! That's the benefit of Brie Bella! King was distracted and didn't even see the tag!

Rosa enters and she and Natalya continue arguing with the ref. Mendes turns around and sees Alicia Fox charging at her. Rosa nails Alicia with a drop toe hold. Brie Bella starts walking over to that side of the ring.

As Fox hits the mat, Rosa rises. She stomps on Alicia a couple of times before lifting her to her feet. Rosa turns around and Tenille Tayla charges.

Rosa ducks the Lariat which then nails Alicia Fox!

LARIATOOOOOO!
BUT TO THE WRONG PERSON!

Rosa nails Tenille with a dropkick, sending her out of the ring. Mendes goes for the cover while Natalya drops down by Tenille.

King turns around and starts to count the pin.

This could be it!

1!
Natalya stomps on Tenille.
2!

3!

YOUR WINNERS OF THIS MATCH, ROSA MENDES AND NATALYA NEIDHART!

A big win for the champ obviously, but even more impressive was Rosa Mendes. Basically fighting a two on one, and with the help of a lariat
LARIATO!
...That stiff shot from Tenille that knocked out Alicia.
Rosa Mendes is a new woman. No longer a backup, a follower, or a lackey. And this woman may be something special. Let's head to a quick commercial break.

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