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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Nov 9, 2012 14:46:04 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose is the WWE's version of Maris  |
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Post by knapp on Nov 9, 2012 15:42:28 GMT -5
How much does this guy weigh? GO BACK TO SLEEP, ART! :p |
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Post by stealthamo on Nov 9, 2012 16:00:37 GMT -5
Guys, Dean Ambrose doesn't exist. He was just the creation of an autistic child shaking a snow globe.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 9, 2012 16:16:24 GMT -5
Could Dean Ambrose be the mythical Midth!?
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Post by Edge Maverick on Nov 9, 2012 16:43:21 GMT -5
So is Dean Ambrose the equivalent of the man who wasn't there
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Post by ryans on Nov 9, 2012 17:35:10 GMT -5
His hair is full of magic.
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 9, 2012 17:58:57 GMT -5
Crazy to think, that I may be one of the few people on FAN who has actually seen Dean Ambrose wrestle a match in a WWE ring, and I know nothing about the guy, other than he might show up on TV someday. I have too. He beat Ezekiel Jackson, who may or may not have had any cuts. |
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Post by Just The 88er on Nov 9, 2012 18:01:31 GMT -5
If he doesn't do some type of run-in at SurSer then I give up.
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Post by Snowman on Nov 9, 2012 18:07:56 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose was the name of the sled that William Regal had as a child
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Post by PaulHeymanGuy on Nov 9, 2012 18:53:25 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose was the name of the sled that William Regal had as a child Mr. Regal was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Ambrose was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Ambrose is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece. |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 10, 2012 6:53:38 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose is an enigma wrapped in a riddle.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 10, 2012 7:11:04 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. He's one of Jeff Hardy's paint-infused hallucinations? |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 10, 2012 7:26:53 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. He's one of Jeff Hardy's paint-infused hallucinations? No, then he'd be a Charismatic Enigma wrapped in a riddle. |
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Post by Jason on Nov 10, 2012 7:53:09 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose will become the Duke Nukem forever of our time.
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Post by sonofblaine on Nov 10, 2012 9:33:34 GMT -5
The way Vince looked at it, Dean Ambrose was your birthright. He'd be damned if TNA and Hogan was gonna put their greasy orange hands on the WWE Universe's birthright, so he hid Dean, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore Dean Ambrose up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Triple H Dean Ambrose. Trip hid that uncomfortable ham and egger up his ass for two years. And now, WWE universe, we give Dean Ambrose to you.
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Post by "Best in the World" AJ Powell on Nov 10, 2012 9:55:16 GMT -5
The way Vince looked at it, Dean Ambrose was your birthright. He'd be damned if TNA and Hogan was gonna put their greasy orange hands on the WWE Universe's birthright, so he hid Dean, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore Dean Ambrose up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Triple H Dean Ambrose. Trip hid that uncomfortable ham and egger up his ass for two years. And now, WWE universe, we give Dean Ambrose to you. Amazing. Even read it in Walken's voice! |
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Post by PKO on Nov 10, 2012 9:56:32 GMT -5
When he does debut the "He's not that good!", "That's it?", "Dean Ambrose=overrated" threads that will fill the first page for weeks will be a hoot and a half I'm sure.
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Post by Bishblast on Nov 10, 2012 10:06:38 GMT -5
Crazy to think, that I may be one of the few people on FAN who has actually seen Dean Ambrose wrestle a match in a WWE ring, and I know nothing about the guy, other than he might show up on TV someday. I have too. He beat Ezekiel Jackson, who may or may not have had any cuts. As have I... pre show dark match from a Smackdown taping back in June. Lost to Seth Rollins after a very good 8 minute match that seemed like a highlight reel of the longer matches I've seen the two have on tape. Also interesting about that dark match, the crowd loved it... Ambrose came out to the ring with a mic and cut a nice little heat gathering promo. It was probably the best WWE dark match I've ever seen. |
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Post by thedualityofman on Nov 10, 2012 11:16:05 GMT -5
The way Vince looked at it, Dean Ambrose was your birthright. He'd be damned if TNA and Hogan was gonna put their greasy orange hands on the WWE Universe's birthright, so he hid Dean, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore Dean Ambrose up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Triple H Dean Ambrose. Trip hid that uncomfortable ham and egger up his ass for two years. And now, WWE universe, we give Dean Ambrose to you. "She forgot my father's Dean Ambrose!!!" Also staring Johnny Curtis as Zed and Leo Kruger as Maynard. |
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Post by She said it was Bootytime on Nov 10, 2012 13:02:32 GMT -5
Can you imagine the let down when Dean Ambrose debuts?
He's good. I've seen him. But NO ONE could even come close to living up to what has been built up with him online.
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