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Post by teedubb71 on Dec 1, 2005 10:52:05 GMT -5
O.J. is cool. don't knock him. creative is just f***ing him over. i could like him, if he 1.) cut that stupid, nappy afro that doesn't f***ing grow 2.) changes his hair color BACK to black and 3.) doesnt job like a bitch
and how can you hate Viscera? the man who gave us such classic lines as "Yea, thats right. Eat it! EAT IT REEEEAAAALLLLL GOOOOOOOOD!)
I'd have to say, the absolute worst, is.....either tomko, snitsky or big show. i am not entertained by any of these in the least. and, if he keeps jobbing, i'll put shelton up there too, and i'm a shelton mark, and thats sad
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Post by MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] on Dec 1, 2005 10:52:33 GMT -5
Orlando kinda bores me....But I f***ing hate Tomko
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Dec 1, 2005 10:54:29 GMT -5
Jack was a big fan of Striker.
Hands up, Johnny Parisi and Kid Kash fans? Anyone? Thought so.
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Post by sheltomjericho on Dec 1, 2005 10:54:31 GMT -5
big vis
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 11:16:45 GMT -5
Jack was a big fan of Striker. Hands up, Johnny Parisi and Kid Kash fans? Anyone? Thought so. I thought Parisi was let go already? You can add him to the list too but Striker first. And Kid Kash is good so I'd keep him as he could be a Brian Pillman loose cannon type..... And does anyone else think that OJ looks more like an adult version of Huey from "the Boondocks" every week?
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Post by erik316wttn on Dec 1, 2005 11:22:34 GMT -5
Tomko or Murdoch.
With as big and mean looking as Tomko is, you'd think he'd have gotten at least a mild push by now. Vince seems to love guys with Tomko's look. Now he's on Heat or jerks the curtian on Raw about once every six weeks.
Murdoch I have no use for. He's a big, ugly cowboy with a really fake snarl. I change the channel whenever he's on.
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Post by The Raunchy Rugger on Dec 1, 2005 12:01:20 GMT -5
I have to defend Matt Striker here, I want to see him stick around for a while. He has the potential to be a great entertainer, check out his clips on Byte this to see what I mean. Yes of course he needs to work on his in ring skills as all newer guys do but I would really like to see him stick around for at least a year or two, just to see what they can do with him.
Now as far as useless wrestler on the roster. I would have to go with Viscera as well. He just has continuously not entertained me. I think he could go for some repackaging. I liked him a lot more as Mable from MOM than Vis.
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Post by revelations on Dec 1, 2005 12:05:16 GMT -5
Scotty, Rosey, etc
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 12:07:25 GMT -5
I've seen those clips and I don't think a Dean Douglas/JBL hybrid will be that entertaining. But I must admit I'm biased towards him as I don't like his supposed backstage attitude......
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on Dec 1, 2005 12:08:42 GMT -5
Hmmm alot of people in this thread seem to think "worst" imples "not used".
For me the worst is Orton.. for 3 years this guy has been pushed at a main event level. They've made him the sole survivor of survivor series, put him over foley, made him the youngest world champ.. given him victories over the Undertaker..
Is he over ?
Not a chance. No matter how much they push him he never takes off.. hes kind of like a less talented Test or Billy Gunn.
Now I think Orton would make a great mid carder, but mainevent ? you gotta be kidding me.
Tomko, Snitsky, etc i think are great in their roles. They're never gonna headline a Wrestlemania but they can be entertaining when used properly.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Dec 1, 2005 12:13:37 GMT -5
Snitsky and Tomko were hilarious during the Cena promo from two weeks ago.
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Post by Maxnificent on Dec 1, 2005 12:14:57 GMT -5
Orton, Carlito, Orlando, Torrie.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 12:16:41 GMT -5
Hmmm alot of people in this thread seem to think "worst" imples "not used". For me the worst is Orton.. for 3 years this guy has been pushed at a main event level. They've made him the sole survivor of survivor series, put him over foley, made him the youngest world champ.. given him victories over the Undertaker.. Is he over ? Not a chance. No matter how much they push him he never takes off.. hes kind of like a less talented Test or Billy Gunn. Now I think Orton would make a great mid carder, but mainevent ? you gotta be kidding me. Tomko, Snitsky, etc i think are great in their roles. They're never gonna headline a Wrestlemania but they can be entertaining when used properly. Less talented then Test or Billy Gunn.........not possible. Orton was liked when he was in Evolution, Test was never liked and Gunn was only over with DX. And he was the bottom member of DX.
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Post by invaderdave on Dec 1, 2005 12:19:47 GMT -5
No one has ever been or will be worse than Billy Gunn. In that sense, I'm not too high on Orton. However, I find the weak link of Smackdown to be Lashley, while on Raw's end, it's Snitsky.
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Post by revelations on Dec 1, 2005 12:20:25 GMT -5
To be fair, most wrestlers can be "make or break" depending in the gimmick they are given. I'm pretty sure John Cena would've been the victim of a roster cut during his "green trunks" days when he first arrived in WWE. You can probably say the same about Rocky Maivia and The Ringmaster.
When you talk about useless wrestlers who need to be dropped, you need to ask if it's truly the wrestler's fault, or the creative team.
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Post by The Raunchy Rugger on Dec 1, 2005 12:47:02 GMT -5
To be fair, most wrestlers can be "make or break" depending in the gimmick they are given. I'm pretty sure John Cena would've been the victim of a roster cut during his "green trunks" days when he first arrived in WWE. You can probably say the same about Rocky Maivia and The Ringmaster. When you talk about useless wrestlers who need to be dropped, you need to ask if it's truly the wrestler's fault, or the creative team. Well said sir! You can blame the wrestler(most of the time) for in ring performance but usually you can't blame them for their character and angles.
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Post by MrBucket on Dec 1, 2005 13:13:00 GMT -5
u have all good points, and i know im gonna get into real big problems now...I go for Cena......I know you say he got a good gimmic and mic skills, but when he opens his mouth i feal like throwing up. He got a lousy gimmic, only poop jokes and a TERRIBLE wrestler....Orlando looks like a freaking wrestling-batman, while Cena is bound to be the boy toy Robin....
.......And no, i dont like Orlando, but he is better than cena 9 days a week....
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 1, 2005 14:04:40 GMT -5
lance cade. i think its the girly hair....
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Post by valiens on Dec 1, 2005 14:08:29 GMT -5
As much as Viscera sucks, he at least had 5 seconds worth of interesting character development. Or...well...character development. Or--okay, he was almost the next Mark Henry/overly-sexualized-black-male stereotype. That's something.
Orlando Jordan? He's got nothin'. I'm not even sure he's a better wrestler than Visc. I'm shocked WWE didn't fire him after dropping the title. They must want to punish him for sucking so badly. He's a charisma vaccum.
All Torrie has to do is look pretty. Job well done. All Viscera has to do is look menacing, sometimes funny, and job. Jobber well done. What's Jordan's role? To lose in 3 seconds or bore me to tears? If that's the case then I'm wrong, he's great, job well done.
So yeah: until Tomko wins a belt and I hit snooze alarm, I'm sticking with Jordan as the Christastically, universally, undeniably worst. (He says as The Dicks wait patiently in the wings.)
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on Dec 1, 2005 14:31:54 GMT -5
Viscera is good in small doses. His character is funny, and he's not a terrible worker, he's just WAY too fat.
Tomko and Snitsky are good in their roles - Big guys who don't do much.
Orlando Jordan sucks. He's too green, and I suspect he would have been fired long ago if he were white. There aren't too many people of color on the roster. (The only ones are Viscera, Shelton Benjamin, Teddy Long, Chavo, Booker T, Melina, and Rey. That's 7 out of around 90 workers, including refs, etc. There's also Lillian Garcia and Sharmell too.)
But the very worst in my mind is Torrie Wilson. She's not THAT hot, she's a horrendous worker, and her greatest claim to fame is her Playboy spread. I suspect that she has something (like a sexual harassment claim) on the WWE that they don't want brought up. Otherwise, why would they fire her husband and not her?
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