TNA:FAN Edition Thread 59(NEW MEMBERS WELCOME!)

[Jonathan Michaels]

Natural and the kitten join forces and steal Spartan and MechaGodzilla's pudding.

DRAW!

Spartan/MechaGodzilla VS. Natural/Kitten VS. Jono/Wreck-It Ralph
20 Minutes

[MrBRulzOK]

Wreck it Ralph wrecks Spartan's Erector Set!

[Deleted]

Ouch

[Jonathan Michaels]

So, do we have contenders for the Women's, Tag, Women's Tag or TV titles?

If not, go ahead and request to be in the #1 contenders matches.

[MikeyMania]

Nov 19, 2012 13:40:43 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

So, do we have contenders for the Women's, Tag, Women's Tag or TV titles?

If not, go ahead and request to be in the #1 contenders matches.

If you need somebody to fill a spot, Kenny King could be in the TV title number one contender's match but if there are two others that want it more, give it to them.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Kenny King VS. RVD is booked.

Who's next?

[Deleted]

I could be wrong, but I think the plan was that Velvet and Angelina would be out until Turning Point, so there won't be a title defense at the PPV. Macman can clarify that, but as I remember it, we were planning the final match of the feud at Final Resolution.

That said, do whatever you think is best, Jono. If you need someone to be in the Women's Title contenders match, Mickie's available. All I ask is please don't book Gail, as she's meant to be out with a broken arm.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Alright, how about this?

#1 Contender's Match for the Television Title: Kenny King VS. RVD
Sarita VS. ODB
#1 Contender's Match for the Women's Title: Mickie James VS. Rosita VS. Melanie Crank
James Storm VS. Mark LoMonaco
#1 Contender's Match for the Tag Team Titles: Daniels/Kaz VS. Morgan/Devon
Alex Shelley and Brian Kendrick VS. Joey Ryan and KCW

That work for everyone?

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Looks good.

[MikeyMania]

So what day are we looking at for the next Impact?

[Jonathan Michaels]

Saturday at six work for everyone?

[MikeyMania]

Nov 20, 2012 13:08:22 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

Saturday at six work for everyone?

I personally can't do six but Saturday itself is fine so you'll at least get a promo off me if nothing else.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

I may be able to make Saturday.

Will that be the set day?

[lodirulz]

I'll be able to handle it.

[Deleted]

I make no promises as far as my attendance, but I will certainly be able to promo.

[MrBRulzOK]

Just as a heads up I may not be available to handle the show tomorrow since I'll probably be over at my aunt's for a few hours. I'll have my phone on me so I can vote, but posting matches and the like is out of the question, at least until I get back.

I'll try and be back before six though just in case.

[MikeyMania]

Sent in a couple of promos but I've definitely done better stuff in the past. Guess I just have to get into the swing of my characters again.

[Jonathan Michaels]

TONIGHT ON IMPACT!!!

KURT ANGLE HAS RESIGNED, FIND OUT WHO THE BOARD HAS PLACED IN CHARGE OF IMPACT!!!

#1 CONTENDERS ARE NAMED FOR THREE DIFFERENT CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

NOBODY WILL BE FORCED TO WEAR A TURKEY SUIT!!!

OR A BEAR SUIT!!!

FINISHES WILL LIKELY BE SUDDEN AND PERFUNCTORY!!!

ALL THIS AND FREE AIR, ON TONIGHT'S IMPACT!!!!!

[Jonathan Michaels]

Tenay: Welcome to TNA Impact, we are only a few days away from Turning Point, in which both the TNA World Championship and the X Division title will be defended in a triple threat, winner take all match.

Sadler: But tonight, the X Division Champion Brian Kendrick teams with one of his opponents, Alex Shelley against the third man in the triple threat, the world champion, Joey Ryan and the TV Champion, KCW, in our huge Impact Main Event.

Diamond: Also tonight, we will determine the number one contenders to the Women's, Tag Team and Television titles, Kenny King and RVD square off to see who faces KCW for the TV title.

Tenay: In a triple threat match, Mickie James, Rosita and Melanie Crank square off to see who faces the dastardly Brooke Adams for her Women's title.

Sadler: And Christopher Daniels and his partner Kaz face Eric Young's henchman Matt Morgan and Devon to determine the number one contenders for the tag titles.

Diamond: Speaking of Devon, also tonight, his former Team 3D partner Mark LoMonaco goes one on one with his old rival, former Beer Money member and current paramour slash henchman of our Women's champ Brooke, James Storm.

Sadler: Meanwhile, Brooke's newest recruit in her campaign for total equality, Sarita, faces ODB one on one.

Tenay: But first, we have received word that we are about to find out who is replacing Kurt Angle as Management Director.



Ric Flair walks out in one of his finest suits, Rolex on his wrist, he struts down to the ring.

WOOO!

How's everybody doing tonight?

First things first, I want you all to know Kurt Angle is remaining with the company, he's going back where he belongs, in this ring, putting on great matches.

Secondly, I'd like to address our Women's Champion, Brooke Adams.

Your actions along with those of James Storm disappoint me greatly, I spent a lot of time with you kids, but it looks like you learned all the worst things from me.

Now while your actions are despicable, your point regarding the women's division are actually valid.

This company does indeed feature the best women's division in all of professional wrestling, and you should be featured more prominently, and the issue of salary is being addressed as well, I can't very well do some of the more outlandish things you want me to do, I certainly won't call you the real world champion and if Storm succeeds in cashing in his title shot, he will be the world champion, not the Men's Champion.

Now, you may disagree with.....



Brooke and James Storm come out and stand at the top of the ramp.

Hello, Ric.

How are you doing tonight?

I see once again you've weaselled your way into power.

Rest assured, Flair, WHEN James Storm wins the title, he will be crowned at the first TNA Men's Champion and the World a title will become the exclusive property of the Women's Division.

And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us, change is coming, old man, so you should learn to embrace it, otherwise you'll be left behind with the rest of the dinosaurs.

Honey, you think whatever you like, but I promise you that you will not be allowed to do whatever you like around here.

For example, James Storm, you are hereby forbidden from cashing in your briefcase at Turning Point.

Because you already have a match at Turning Point.

Hey, you can't do that, I can cash in this briefcase whenever I want and you can't stop me.

Actually, for once you're right, I can't.

First, I have to clear it with the CO- Management Director.

You see, the board decided and I readily agreed that to ensure that nobody decides to turn this company into their own personal plaything, that there will be two Management Directors, and each of us can veto the other.

So let's ask my partner if My decision stands.



Tenay: I can't believe this, Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair are working together and running TNA?

Sadler: Think about it, Mike, neither one is going to let the other one get away with anything, this is perfect, the ultimate safeguard, it's like a submarine, you need two keys to launch the nukes, it ensures that no one man can have too much power.

Bischoff enters the ring and shakes Flair's hand.

Now, Eric, do you agree with my decision?

Well Ric, as much as I don't like you personally I'm willing to go along with it. After all we may as well give everyone a fair shot at the new champion!

But James, once Turning Point is said and done then it's open season for you again. You can cash it in on Impact, at the next pay per view, even while Joey's on the Jaws ride for all I care.

Now we can't legally stop you from cashing in, but we can make your title reign a living nightmare after the fact: handicap matches, hardcore matches, blindfold matches, and anything else you can think of. Trust me, you don't want to piss off the board, Storm. So for your own good we simply ask that you hold onto that case for a few weeks more.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the new regime here tonight. I suggest that everybody in the back quickly adjust to it. For you see now that Ric and I are in charge Impact will never be the same again.

You heard the man, the decision is final, as for your match at Turning Point, Storm, I'll tell you who he is at the end of the show, I want you to sweat a little.

Now if you'll excuse us, we have a PPV to prepare for and some great matches in this ring, so thank you for your time.

Tenay: I still can't believe it, Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff are in charge.

Diamond: Believe it, and hey, maybe they'll give me this job full time.

Tenay: Who knows at this point, let's head to the back.

[Jonathan Michaels]

My guest at this time is moments away from facing Rob Van Dam in a Television Championship number one contender's match. Please welcome, Kenny King!

A few months ago I officially signed my TNA contract and ever since the news got out, I've had to put up with people talking about how that was the worst thing I could have possibly done. How I turned my back on my previous employer, how TNA wouldn't know how to use a Kenny King and how after my first couple of matches, I'd be lucky to even make it onto the show again. Well to all those people, I just have to say... how does it feel to be dead wrong? As much as you all might hate it, Kenny King is making more money, Kenny King is on the roll of his life and Kenny King rising to the top of the TNA mountain. Just two matches in and I've already got a potential title shot in front of me. No other man on the roster could have done that. I told management that I deserved to be a champion and rather than just sit on their asses and let all this momentum go to waste, they're giving me the ball and you better believe that I'm gonna run with it.

Not so fast. You haven't gotten the ball yet. If you want to become TNA Television Champion, you're going to have to defeat KCW and before you can even get that far, you have to deal with Rob Van Dam tonight.

April 4, 1998. Rob Van Dam becomes the ECW Television Champion. For 23 months, that's right, months not days or weeks, RVD manages to hold onto that title and when he finally loses the gold on March 4, 2000 it's because of an injury. That's impressive stuff, no doubt but let's face facts. Twelve years on, Rob Van Dam is nowhere near the man he used to be. I can respect Rob for all he's done in the wrestling business but it's time TNA focuses on the future and that starts tonight. When TNA told me they wanted to see me for a tryout match, RVD was my opponent that night and he got the better of me. Ever since then, however, I knew at some point our paths would cross again and when they did, I would be the one who came out with his hand raised. I've watched tape after tape, match after match and I know each and every single one of Van Dam's weaknesses. Rob, you used to be the whole F'N show. Well tonight, for you, the show's over.


Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The winner will become the number-one contender for the Television Championship!



Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kenny King!

King struts out from the back, looking as confident as ever. The Impact Zone crowd boos in the background as he approaches the ring.

Diamond: This kid has got potential! Last week he made quick work of Mark Haskins and tonight he's gonna do the same to ol Robbie V!

Tenay: Don't be so quick to make predictions, Simon. Kenny King has definitely been impressive so far, but tonight is going to be his first true test.

Sadler: A shot at the Television title or any title is more than enough to motivate someone to win.

King vaults into the ring, awaiting his opponent.



Borash: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, Rob... Van... Dam!

Van Dam makes his way out, stopping at the top of the ramp to his traditional self point thing.

Diamond: Now why is this guy getting another shot? He lost last week to the champ fair and square!

Sadler: If by fair and square you mean after getting bashed in the face by the Television title.

Diamon: Hey, it's only cheating if you get caught.

Tenay: Rob has another shot tonight to get his hands on KCW. The question is can he stop Kenny King's momentum to get back there?

Rob vaults into the ring, staring down King as he lands.

Kenny King vs Rob Van Dam (Television Title #1 Contendership)

10 Minutes