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Post by I am Jack's STD on Jan 11, 2012 11:59:12 GMT -5
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 12:07:42 GMT -5
D-Bryan is going to bring a gun with him and shoot Big Show like Alex Murphy, then Big Show will come back 6 weeks later as Roboshow. I wonder if WWE would ever consider having Bryan use a tranquilizer dart to defeat Big Show? I would mark like crazy, seriously. Especially for Bryan's glorious celebration afterwards. He could even tell us it was "as legal as a Rabbit Spin of Shadowed Jade", and start a new gimmick of threatening to use oddly named, obscure submission holds to solidify his submission hipster persona.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 12:38:09 GMT -5
D-Bryan is going to bring a gun with him and shoot Big Show like Alex Murphy, then Big Show will come back 6 weeks later as Roboshow. I wonder if WWE would ever consider having Bryan use a tranquilizer dart to defeat Big Show? I would mark like crazy, seriously. Especially for Bryan's glorious celebration afterwards. He could even tell us it was "as legal as a Rabbit Spin of Shadowed Jade", and start a new gimmick of threatening to use oddly named, obscure submission holds to solidify his submission hipster persona. Lawler: "That was an impressive move you used to win that match, what is it?" Bryan: "I doubt you've heard of the moves I use, since they weren't fed to you by the media, POSER"
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 11, 2012 12:46:41 GMT -5
I wonder if WWE would ever consider having Bryan use a tranquilizer dart to defeat Big Show? I would mark like crazy, seriously. Especially for Bryan's glorious celebration afterwards. He could even tell us it was "as legal as a Rabbit Spin of Shadowed Jade", and start a new gimmick of threatening to use oddly named, obscure submission holds to solidify his submission hipster persona. Lawler: "That was an impressive move you used to win that match, what is it?" Bryan: "I doubt you've heard of the moves I use, since they weren't fed to you by the media, POSER" They could change the name every week. "Daniel Bryan with another win with the LeBell Lock!" *Bryan grabs a mic* "It's not called the LeBell Lock, it's called the Gene Grip!" and the next week something different, just to be a dick to the commentators
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 13:09:11 GMT -5
And when I trap you in the Demonic Assasin's Armbar of Sorcery, you will have 2 options....tap or snap!
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 11, 2012 15:15:34 GMT -5
I wonder if WWE would ever consider having Bryan use a tranquilizer dart to defeat Big Show? I would mark like crazy, seriously. Especially for Bryan's glorious celebration afterwards. He could even tell us it was "as legal as a Rabbit Spin of Shadowed Jade", and start a new gimmick of threatening to use oddly named, obscure submission holds to solidify his submission hipster persona. Lawler: "That was an impressive move you used to win that match, what is it?" Bryan: "I doubt you've heard of the moves I use, since they weren't fed to you by the media, POSER" Bryan will also perform more standard and better known submission moves....But he will only do so ironically, mmmmmmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!!!!
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Post by hellis3000 on Jan 11, 2012 15:17:22 GMT -5
I like hipster Bryan way to much
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