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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2012 13:56:18 GMT -5
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2012 14:44:31 GMT -5
They should name the wrestling promotion, TNA wrestling.......oh wait....
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 8, 2012 14:45:21 GMT -5
Wow, Chyna is just a mess.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2012 15:17:05 GMT -5
Considering the amount of gasoline that Chyna's throwing on those bridge infernos, who's willing to bet there's a scene in this movie where either fake Steph is forced to watch Chyna screw her man in front of her, or that Chyna herself uses a strap on to give fake Steph the business in an awkward place. (And I don't mean in the back of a Volkswagon.)
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Post by The Tee Why on Jan 8, 2012 15:52:31 GMT -5
So, am I the only one who used to kinda think Chyna was "alright" looking in say...2000-2001?
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Post by The Punisher on Jan 8, 2012 16:23:18 GMT -5
Whatever happens, I bet Brodus Clay won't debut during it...
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Post by The Punisher on Jan 8, 2012 16:26:07 GMT -5
And carrying on the name theme:
John Obs-cena The Underjaculator The Big Blow Cody Loads The Jizz...
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Post by PKO on Jan 8, 2012 16:47:57 GMT -5
So, am I the only one who used to kinda think Chyna was "alright" looking in say...2000-2001? I thought she looked good then. Around Playboy time she looked flat out hot. Really though, I think this is the best she's looked in years. She looks...healthier than she has done. Mentally, who can say how she's doing. For all the talk about her looking unhappy in her first professional porn film, I just thought she was trying hard to look sexy. I've seen unhappy porn stars (and it's a sad sight to see) but I didn't think she was one. She has burnt her bridges, due to society's view on porn, but if this makes her happy and makes some money that she uses wisely this time then good for her. Apparently her club night appearances are doing really well.
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Post by nWoElite on Jan 8, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
Great names so far, but remember this is based on the Attitude Era. So The Jiz and Cody Loads is out. I'm sure the Godfather will have a hand in this. All aboard tha HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!
Steel Hard (Stone Cold) Nipple H XXX-Pak Road Doggie Style? Mrs Ass (Mr Ass was copyrighted wasnt it?)
Ken Shamcock A "Nation of Penetration" (D-Load Brown Anyone?) And I'm sure theres gotta be one Rick Rude reference.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 8, 2012 17:02:29 GMT -5
Whatever happens, I bet Brodus Clay won't debut during it... I now hope there is a scene where Chyna is riding some guy to answer the phone in the middle of it, "Hello? Yeah, I know the people wanna see Boner Clay but it just isnt the right time, maybe next week."
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 8, 2012 17:49:18 GMT -5
I'm still flabbergasted that to my knowledge there hasn't been a full-blown gay pr0n taking on WWE. It MORE than writes itself, we've seen that much just from Miz this past year. Just watch any Evan Bourne & Jack Swagger match.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jan 8, 2012 17:50:25 GMT -5
Chyna, as Gorilla Monsoon would say: WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by Xander Crews on Jan 8, 2012 18:25:44 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 8, 2012 18:34:31 GMT -5
Something tells me the 'small package' won't be making an appearance.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2012 19:10:42 GMT -5
You could easily do a porn based on The Rock alone. He's got a ton of moves, catch-phrases, and mannerisms that could be pornified. It would be awesome if done right. If they didn't have him talking about shining lubing something up real nice and sticking it up someone's candy ass, it'd be a waste!
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Post by usemeplease on Jan 8, 2012 19:16:57 GMT -5
Evan Porn and Kofi Kinky can be Air Poon "tag reem" Tammy Snatch.
Vanessa Del Rio can play Melina.
What, no Balls Mahoney jokes?
The Great American Bang?
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 8, 2012 20:29:34 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2012 20:32:16 GMT -5
Someone's getting inducted into Chyna's own Kiss My Ass Club...
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Post by mikeymike on Jan 8, 2012 21:31:24 GMT -5
There was an x rated wrestling film done at least once in 1998. I used to own the "Nude World Order".
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Post by allenfan69 on Jan 8, 2012 21:51:04 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says... I'm gonna get this thing. :-)
And I'd like to see other eras of wrestling get the porno treatment as well...like the 80s. You could have... "The American Wet Dream" Rowdy Roddy Pipe-Her Bulk Blow-gan The Load Warriors ...and Missy Hyatt would probably play herself.
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