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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 2, 2012 23:12:27 GMT -5
Kinda related but not really. I was watching Raw last year (as in 2011) and for whatever reason, my mom (who is not a wrestling fan at all) watched it with me. She wasn't really paying attention until Ezekiel Jackson came out for a match. She looked at me and said, "Who is THAT?" After I told her who it was, she said that he was hot. She then spent the entire match talking about how big his butt was and how she needed to watch his matches more often. Later in the show, she said that ADR needs to stick a sock in his trunks. I felt really uncomfortable. Reminds me of how my mother wouldn't shut up about Randy Orton and MVP's thighs. Yes, in my house, the "Randy Orton's thighs are amazing" meme predates that thread last year.
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Jan 2, 2012 23:26:11 GMT -5
Well my girl mate who watches wrestling with me on occasion said she would do him generally because he looks dirty in the bedroom and would dominate her and throw her around everywhere...hey, whatever floats your pickle I guess
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Post by Codebreaker on Jan 2, 2012 23:49:46 GMT -5
Personality aside, current day Cena is not my type. Way too cute, his expressions are very boy-ish. No edge to him at all. This Cena, though? Sure:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2012 23:54:19 GMT -5
Personality aside, current day Cena is not my type. Way too cute, his expressions are very boy-ish. No edge to him at all. This Cena, though? Sure: Heels. Chicks dig em.
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Post by rilayo on Jan 2, 2012 23:56:37 GMT -5
Nah. I'm more of a Daniel Bryan type of gal.
Though Cena was definitely a looker when he was younger. Now he just seems way older than he actually is.
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Post by eyeninei9 on Jan 3, 2012 0:26:02 GMT -5
When I think of attractive wrasslin guys, Cena doesn't immediately come to mind, but he's on the list somewhere.
Once again I have to mention that Cody Rhodes is carved out of pure handsome.
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Post by zeez on Jan 3, 2012 0:26:50 GMT -5
Kane would, or at least that was the vibe I was getting at the end of Raw.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 3, 2012 2:50:56 GMT -5
Well I think my missus might ;D
But funnily enough I also asked her what wrestlers would be on the top of her to bone list and she said it was tie between Wade Barrett and CM Punk.
She also reckons both Randy Orton and Del Rio both look like date rapists.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2012 8:14:17 GMT -5
Kane would, or at least that was the vibe I was getting at the end of Raw. Yeah, but that'd interfere with the Cena/Ryder shipping. And I don't think anyone wants that.
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Post by zing on Jan 3, 2012 10:45:57 GMT -5
But funnily enough I also asked her what wrestlers would be on the top of her to bone list and she said it was tie between Wade Barrett and CM Punk. This doesn't surprise me. I reckon, based on the ladysmarks I'm friends with, not to mention my own "to bone" list as you so eloquently put it , that those two would be very near the top for a lot of ladies. Wade Barrett is quite possibly the one guy I would seek a "If I get the chance, I'm allowed" exception from my bf for
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 3, 2012 12:22:30 GMT -5
I had a couple co-workers at my last job who thought so.
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Post by kayfabulous on Jan 3, 2012 14:21:28 GMT -5
I've never found John Cena attractive. Just overly muscular, his facial features aren't anything special to me, and certainly the jorts aren't helping. Just no.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jan 3, 2012 18:43:53 GMT -5
Beartato summed up most of the reasons I wouldn't put a hurt'n on John Cena. Plus Cena makes me ask myself lots of gross questions. "Do I really want to see his O face?" Last, but not least, he4 looks like Chris Hanson.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2012 20:41:04 GMT -5
Beartato summed up most of the reasons I wouldn't put a hurt'n on John Cena. Plus Cena makes me ask myself lots of gross questions. "Do I really want to see his O face?" Last, but not least, he4 looks like Chris Hanson. I think his O face would be a lot like his STF(U) face.
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Post by Burst on Jan 3, 2012 20:43:12 GMT -5
Do I really want to see his O face? I'm pretty sure we already have. (insert pic here)
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 3, 2012 22:59:27 GMT -5
Not to sound homoerotic or anything (and I'm sure it will), but I also thought Cena had the ideal male figure that I would aspire to be to if I had any sort of motivation whatsoever. He looks like's he's strong, in good shape, but not in some steroid freak way like a Scott Steiner.
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Post by Lila on Jan 3, 2012 23:11:21 GMT -5
No. Too muscular.
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Post by zing on Jan 4, 2012 3:25:33 GMT -5
Not to sound homoerotic or anything (and I'm sure it will), but I also thought Cena had the ideal male figure that I would aspire to be to if I had any sort of motivation whatsoever. He looks like's he's strong, in good shape, but not in some steroid freak way like a Scott Steiner. There's far more to such matters than just figure though.
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Post by nate5054 on Jan 4, 2012 22:02:59 GMT -5
I certainly won't argue ;D
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Post by Marvelis on Jan 5, 2012 0:35:31 GMT -5
He has a great personality and I find him very handsome and attractive. If I was 3 years older, than sure.
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