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Post by sexualvanilla on Nov 19, 2005 4:40:54 GMT -5
No. Triple H killed the hobo in Clevland. And then buried the hobo next to about 20 others, and RVD |
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T
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 19, 2005 5:35:31 GMT -5
Carlito's hair is, in fact, made of 100% sheep pubes.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 19, 2005 10:17:50 GMT -5
THe World's Greatest Tag TEam, was infact, not the world's greatest Tag-team. That honour belongs to The Sheepherders. Bret Hart's role as a genie is infact not a strech: He was given magical powers by a percious little elf named Mr. Nickles. It's well known that Hurricane and RVD are comics geeks, and comic book producers like Kevin Smith and Jim Lee are big wrestling fans. But if a wrestler tries to do a comic book, or a comic book person tries to wrestle, the Universe will implode. And only the team of SPiderMan and Spike Dudley can save us. Mick Foley's favorite pain reliever? Advil. RVD's? Tyenol. Scott Hall's? Wild Turkey. Chyna has a classic firearm colllection. .. no, they all can't be gold. Actually Raven has written an issue of Spider-Man Tangeled Web. It was about the wrestler Spider-Man beat in his first appearance. |
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Post by Shy Guy on Nov 19, 2005 10:39:21 GMT -5
- Tripple H killed a hobo during a taping in St. Louis. Police never investigated because of Vince's insane power over America. see? he doesnt bury just wrestlers...... |
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 19, 2005 10:43:01 GMT -5
Ok, why am I laughing so hard at that?
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Nov 19, 2005 10:56:03 GMT -5
Viscera's move is called the Vd not because it's the Viscera Drop but because he has a well documented case of
Veracose Droopyboobs
You heard it here folks
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Post by peteywilliamsisgod on Nov 19, 2005 10:59:35 GMT -5
Here's some more facts. Despite the WWE's claims otherwise:
It really is Snitsky's fault.
Matt Hardy will die.
Shelton Benjamin can be stopped now. (Actually, he can be stopped almost anytime.)
Also, it appears JBL is NOT actually a deity.
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Post by frickinsweet on Nov 19, 2005 11:48:32 GMT -5
- Contrary to what The Godfather told you, pimpin is in fact quite easy.
- Ric Flair really has had won the world title more times than you've had ass.
- Hulk Hogan taught Petey Williams how to do the Canadian Destroyer.
- At this rate, Triple H will make it from the entrance ramp to the ring for his match by next year.
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 19, 2005 11:55:10 GMT -5
I know this is a parody of the Kurt Angle thread but its not all that funny or anything. Most of the Angle facts can be proven true just by reading his book. Actually, it's quite refreshing in light of the past week and everyone's annoying insistence on throwing up Death Watch speculations that I have to fume over and delete. Party on, folks! |
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Post by peteywilliamsisgod on Nov 19, 2005 12:09:24 GMT -5
No matter what The Rock tells you, it does matter what your name is.
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 19, 2005 12:27:43 GMT -5
Ok, why am I laughing so hard at that? You're the only one who laughed apparently lol Thanks. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 19, 2005 12:37:34 GMT -5
Mr. T is actually Booker T's father but not Stevie Ray's father. Ironically, Stevie's father is Ray Stevens (wait, what?) who also fathered TNA's Brother Ray. No one cares enough about Devon's parents to ask.
No Holds Barred was actually nominated for an amazing 16 Academy Awards, most notably Best Documentary.
Mr. Perfect's lifetime free throw average was actually .9998
WWF/E Ice Cream bars are made from PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince McMahon Sr. was the one who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp. But he did not put the ram in the ramalamadingdong, that was George Hackenschmidt.
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Post by peteywilliamsisgod on Nov 19, 2005 12:47:28 GMT -5
There's no such places as parts unknown or Dudleyville
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midicai
Samurai Cop
Did i mention the porthole defoggers?
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Post by midicai on Nov 19, 2005 12:54:48 GMT -5
rosey saved the world from supervillan gregory helms when gregory threatened to blow up earth with a device to cause the second ice age by sitting on him and farting repeatedly.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 19, 2005 13:14:15 GMT -5
-Spike Dudley actually wrote and directed 'Star Wars'
-Women are actually very turned on by skullets. That's why Hogan and Heyman get more ass than toilet seats.
-Whenever 'We Built This City' by Starship comes on the radio, Chris Masters involuntarily moves his chest muscles in rhythm.
-Lita has green pubes
-Linda McMahon abuse of Paxil to give her more personality has caused her to have uncontrollable bowel problems
-Nunzio is obsessed with Jodie Foster and wants to impress her
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Post by downfall on Nov 19, 2005 13:17:20 GMT -5
-Chris Masters was trained by Bret Hart.
- Kane really is horribly burned, he's just wearing a "normal" mask.
- Lita's really a born again Christian
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jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
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Post by jevman on Nov 19, 2005 13:27:59 GMT -5
- You can infact see John Cena.
- Rick Flair was given the name "Nature Boy" for his tireless work in trying to protect mice from scientific research.
- Bret infact was not the one who screwed Bret. Infact it was his ex-wife Julie who "screwed" Bret. Presumable those duties have passed to new wife Cinzia.
- The Junkyard dog, was not infact a real dog. But a dog/man hybrid created using spliced DNA.
- Hulk Hogan is the greatest technical wrestler ever born. His technical prowless in the ring has only been match by his opponent in the movies, Zues.
- Kevin Nash getting injured all the time, is infact just a gimick. He will return to the WWE very soon as the Black Knight, and his catchphrase will be "It's only a fleshwound".
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Post by peteywilliamsisgod on Nov 19, 2005 13:32:34 GMT -5
Kurt Angle doesn't suck
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Nov 19, 2005 13:44:22 GMT -5
There's no such places as parts unknown or Dudleyville Don't say that. Some bumpkins in my home state of Texas renamed their town to Dish, Texas so everyone can get free satellite television. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz |
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Nov 19, 2005 13:44:50 GMT -5
- In order to film the segment wherein he throws himself a 50-yard football pass, it was neccessary to clone Mr. Perfect. The project, which took 3 years and had an estimated cost of $365 million was deemed an immediate success, and afterward the Perfect clone was gutted, cleaned, cooked and donated to a less fortuanate family for Thanksgiving.
-HHH has actually physically held a young & talented wrestler down by wrapping his arms around said wrestler's legs, and anchoring him to the ground. After he broke free, it's been reported HHH rolled and thrashed back and forth on the ground, threatening to "Not be your friend anymore if you make me submit mid-ring, Benoit".
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