Oates arrested after biting Hall's face off

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

I bet this is how the argument happened

Oates: You've lost that loving feeling
Hall: I can't go for that (No can do)
Oates: Say it isn't so
Hall: Someday we'll know promises aren't enough
Oates than transformed into a maneater

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Leave him alone, he's a family man.

And his bark is much worse than his bite!

[DXKramer]

I swear, meth must be one hell of a drug.

[Beets by Schrute]

Something was on his lips, and it wasn't your kiss.