nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 23, 2012 22:03:42 GMT -5
Meanwhile back at Santa's House...
"Ok Mrs. Claus, smile for the cameras..."
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 23, 2012 22:09:51 GMT -5
Oh God!!! It's them!! They've come to destroy Christmas!!!
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 24, 2012 1:05:53 GMT -5
Is it still considered "FAN saves Christmas" if someone within FAN kidnaps Santa? Just asking, for a ..friend... >_> <_< {Spoiler}HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YAMI REDGRAVE!! I know it was you that kidnapped Santa!! Just so you could try to ruin Christmas!! Well, now I shall stop you!! By challenging you to a children's card game!! Nothing will excite me more than to take your soul in a children's card game. At least you'll get to reunite with your precious Saint Nick IN THE SHADOW REALM! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I accept your challen--wha..what are you doin? ...GET OFF OF THAT BLOODY MOTORCYCLE!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2012 2:21:44 GMT -5
*All of FAN are gathered around at north pole after Santa is rescued.* Me: "Before we go, we would like to give you this parting gift Saint Nick." *hands a champion belt.* Santa: "Oh Thank you. Ho ho ho." Mrs. Claus: "Now, boys. Let's hope he won't spend more time challenging people to matches than making presents. " *everybody has hearty and forced laugh. Freeze frame.* *fade into a shot of Banjo in jail wearing a dirty Santa costume* BANJO: Well, this won't be the first time I've spent a major holiday in jail. It's just like that Arbor Day I got drunk, went to the park, and did those questionable deeds with a tree. *big biker guy walks up to Banjo* BIKER: Hey Santa, remember that time I asked for a Teddy Ruxpin for Christmas? BANJO: No. BIKER: Well, I never got it! So f*** you, ya fat bastard! I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *Biker grabs Banjo and starts punching him as credits roll and song is played* You just had to solicit that "girl" who actually turned out to be a cop.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 24, 2012 3:58:08 GMT -5
OK, i'm at the South Pole.... brgh it's cold.
What do I do now? I don't seem to see Santa's HQ anywhere.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2012 4:11:40 GMT -5
OK, i'm at the South Pole.... brgh it's cold. What do I do now? I don't seem to see Santa's HQ anywhere. You're in bizarro Santa's hq. He's getting ready to steal all our toys!!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 24, 2012 4:14:36 GMT -5
OK, i'm at the South Pole.... brgh it's cold. What do I do now? I don't seem to see Santa's HQ anywhere. You're in bizarro Santa's hq. He's getting ready to steal all our toys!! I will deal with him... As soon as I deal with this zombie that's trying to eat me who according to his anorak was someone named Oates.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 24, 2012 11:02:20 GMT -5
You're in bizarro Santa's hq. He's getting ready to steal all our toys!! I will deal with him... As soon as I deal with this zombie that's trying to eat me who according to his anorak was someone named Oates. Just hit the damn zombie in the head and take care of Bizarro Santa before he gets loose and takes off and starts confusing people. We don't want a repeat of 1981.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 24, 2012 11:50:57 GMT -5
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
"FAN saves Christmas" is brought to you by...
Generic Frost Covered breakfast pieces...They're Adequate!
And By the Beet Farmers of America wishing you and your family a very merry 'Borscht'Mas."
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 24, 2012 11:53:42 GMT -5
*COMMERCIAL BREAK* "FAN saves Christmas" is brought to you by... Generic Frost Covered breakfast pieces...They're Adequate! And By the Beet Farmers of America wishing you and your family a very merry 'Borscht'Mas." "I heartily endorse this event or product"
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 24, 2012 14:22:27 GMT -5
Santa's locked in that room! But that's no problem, i'll open it,,WITH THE POWER OF ROCK! (Plays guitar solo*) {Spoiler}*solo actually played by dweezil zappa
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 24, 2012 14:30:49 GMT -5
Oh God!!! It's them!! They've come to destroy Christmas!!! Sure is Zarbon in here...
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 24, 2012 15:12:55 GMT -5
Oh God!!! It's them!! They've come to destroy Christmas!!! Sure is Zarbon in here...
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