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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Dec 25, 2012 5:41:15 GMT -5
Drink like hell, dude
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King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 25, 2012 6:35:37 GMT -5
Well, all I hear is while you waited until Christmas to tell a girl you like her, some dude swooped in. Let this be a lesson to sappy plans everywhere. Women are impatient. Just imagined if you gave it to her a week a go as a early Christmas gift, you'd be balls deep bro.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 10:59:19 GMT -5
I would laugh it off and say that you accidentally mixed up her gift that was meant for another chick. When she questions why she shares the same name, just say something like "You're not the only person on Earth with that name. Jeez, conceited much?". 60% of the time, it works every time. This is honestly a hell of a plan, I'd use this maneuver. Unless you said something that can only pertain to her, then you're just boned.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 25, 2012 11:04:14 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 25, 2012 11:06:56 GMT -5
If she tells you that she has a boyfriend after opening it, simply tell her that it's time she got a ManFriend. And that's why she got the gift.
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Post by zeez on Dec 25, 2012 11:51:32 GMT -5
Say it was supposed to go to her boyfriend. It won't fix anything but it'll be hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 17:33:56 GMT -5
I would laugh it off and say that you accidentally mixed up her gift that was meant for another chick. When she questions why she shares the same name, just say something like "You're not the only person on Earth with that name. Jeez, conceited much?". 60% of the time, it works every time. What if her name is like...Shanquia or Apple though?
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 25, 2012 17:57:22 GMT -5
Crazy idea, but you could try telling her the truth and make light of it and tell her you hope there aren't any hard feelings
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 25, 2012 18:11:46 GMT -5
Well hey man, at least that weight is finally off of you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 18:43:03 GMT -5
So... how did it go?
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 25, 2012 19:48:07 GMT -5
Maybe we should go looking under rocks if he decided to hide it out.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2012 21:26:40 GMT -5
Challenge her new boyfriend to a duel. When he declines, ridicule him in front of her. She'll be impressed. If he accepts, start studying dueling. *slaps with glove* Sir, I demand satisfaction!
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Post by Bone Daddy on Dec 25, 2012 22:05:31 GMT -5
Well, all I hear is while you waited until Christmas to tell a girl you like her, some dude swooped in. Let this be a lesson to sappy plans everywhere. Women are impatient. Just imagined if you gave it to her a week a go as a early Christmas gift, you'd be balls deep bro. Yeah, this wasn't a good move. Even if the boyfriend wasn't around I wish you had just, told her how you felt. I hope it all works out though. Best of luck
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 25, 2012 23:22:24 GMT -5
Apparently I'm the sweetest friend in the world. So, that's something, I guess. Oh, well. Live and learn.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 26, 2012 0:14:36 GMT -5
Apparently I'm the sweetest friend in the world. So, that's something, I guess. Oh, well. Live and learn. Hey at less you didn't loss a friend. That what matters I think more. Sure you love too be with her but at less she still in your life in some way. That's better then not having her at all.
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 26, 2012 0:24:22 GMT -5
I did something like this once. But worse. Good luck buddy. Mine worked out not well.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 26, 2012 0:45:49 GMT -5
Heh heh, I'm really sorry. I've been there. Twice, even.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 26, 2012 13:11:02 GMT -5
Are you familiar with the term...Menage á Trois?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2012 13:13:29 GMT -5
Are you familiar with the term...Menage á Trois? A foolproof plan!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 26, 2012 13:35:50 GMT -5
Apparently I'm the sweetest friend in the world. horribly tragic. sorry man.
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