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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2012 18:16:29 GMT -5
He lives in the country and there is nowhere to walk!? The country is nothing but places to walk.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Dec 27, 2012 19:15:56 GMT -5
Interestingly, the sandwich was invented after the Earl of Sandwich beat his mistress for interrupting a particularly long gambling session with a call to dinner. He told her to put the meat on the bread and bring it to him and leave him in peace.
So I'd say the Earl approves.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 27, 2012 21:34:39 GMT -5
Honestly, you should never serve your husband a sandwich that is so hard that he could beat you with it like a club.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 27, 2012 22:21:44 GMT -5
"I don't always beat my wife. But when I do, I use Hellman's"
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Post by zeez on Dec 27, 2012 22:59:54 GMT -5
So the guy beat her with meat and there was mayonnaise on her face? I like where this is going.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 28, 2012 7:23:54 GMT -5
Beat Fresh!
But really, I have heard of a guy simply shoving a burger in his wife's face and getting an assault charge. Ridiculous. This was out of hand yea, but not the story I'm referring to
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