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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2012 18:15:02 GMT -5
Have him pull a Maven and knock out someone like Cena or Orton in the rumble. That would be pretty awesome. Though he should do it to a heel, so he can get the Maven beatdown afterward. Or a vicious face like Kane, who could chokeslam him through tables and whatnot.
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Post by mrjl on Dec 27, 2012 18:17:24 GMT -5
No one. I still think that he'll keep getting defeated and eventually end up joining The Shield. that;s what I'm thinking too
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2012 18:17:34 GMT -5
He'll beat himself.
Raw is immediately cancelled.
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Post by Big L on Dec 27, 2012 18:49:33 GMT -5
Ryback due to Shield interference.
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Post by Legion on Dec 30, 2012 18:17:50 GMT -5
He could beat me oBANNED
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 30, 2012 18:43:01 GMT -5
Christian in Christian's return match. I thought this exactly
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 30, 2012 18:45:43 GMT -5
Hornswoggle due to his opponent being Hornswoggle.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 30, 2012 19:47:07 GMT -5
Nobody, he'll just show up every week asking for "one more chance" to beat somebody to get a contract, and every week whoevers in charge of the show will give him it, and he'll lose. After twenty or so years of this he'll quietly retire.
To be honest, I really think the WWE has let this angle drag on way too long. If he had gotten a flukey, screw job victory the first or second time this happened he might've gotten some decent heat to run with. But now by the time he actually does win a match just plain nobody will care anymore.
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Post by Krazee on Dec 30, 2012 20:09:10 GMT -5
Christian in Christian's return match. i came in here to post this
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 30, 2012 22:21:30 GMT -5
Kofi by fluke, then he goads Kofi into a rematch with the IC title on the line and wins, and then has a Honkey Tonk Man like run where he is always getting the crap beat out of him but he still wins This I could see happening. He will be the slippery eel that no one can pin. So why not go a similar route, a generation later? ...and we can cheer like damn fools every time he gets his ass kicked. Think about it, he's already been the rogue referee, ala Dangerous Danny Davis. ...and he was beaten half to death by Ryback, just as Davis was when Dave Boy Smith finally got his hands on him. Now he can be this generations no-talent Honky Tonk Man. Brad can insult the fans just like Honky did, telling us how "I love all my fans, especially you guys up there in the cheap seats!"
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Post by bob on Dec 30, 2012 22:24:43 GMT -5
Hornswoggle
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 30, 2012 23:16:28 GMT -5
If he has to beat anyone, make it a main-eventer so that he can say he did something with his career.
If not, Christian in his return match.
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Post by gl83 on Dec 30, 2012 23:49:22 GMT -5
If he has to beat anyone, make it a main-eventer so that he can say he did something with his career. If not, Christian in his return match. John Cena
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 30, 2012 23:54:05 GMT -5
One of Ryback's jobbers, just like Drew McIntyre did that one time
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Post by derangedhermit on Dec 30, 2012 23:58:11 GMT -5
The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. And then Brad Maddox becomes the Undertaker.
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 31, 2012 0:05:13 GMT -5
Winning MITB
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 31, 2012 14:30:45 GMT -5
Brad Maddox comes out. He's lost all hope. At this point, his matches feel like a cruel joke.
"So who's it gonna be? Which former World Champion is going to squash me like a bug tonight? Who's the giant monster who's gonna toss me around like a rag doll? Is Ryback going to eat me yet again to satisfy his appetite? Am I going to have to face Team Hell NO two on one while they argue over which one of them is better at kicking my ass? Is it gonna be Albert? Oops, they're gonna be mad that I said the forbidden name. I meant to say Tensai, but it doesn't matter because I'm gonna die anyway. We all know that the person who walks down that ramp is gonna be someone who I have absolutely no chance at beating."
*WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!!! OOOOOHHHHHH RADIOOOOOO, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW*
Maddox starts laughing and busting out in tears of joy.
"Oh my god. I can't believe it. The wrestling gods have smiled down on me. I have to win this. I mean, come on, it's Zack Ryder. If I can't beat a loser like you, I'm done. I'm finished. My dream of being a WWE Superstar will be over."
A pissed and serious Zack snatches the mic from Maddox.
"You're right, I am a big loser. That's why I went to <authority figure> and asked if I could face you tonight. Because maybe I'd feel better about my self if I saw someone who was a bigger jobber than I am. I've had a rough year. This might be my one and only chance to redeem myself. If I lose to you, then I'm finished. I'll be a joke, and there's no chance of me ever being taken seriously."
Ryder and Maddox then put on an epic 20 minute match filled with drama and finisher kickouts. They are putting their hearts into this contest, because both of them have such little credibility that neither wants to suffer the embarrassment of losing to the other.
Maddox ultimately gets the win. He celebrates his way up the ramp. Once Maddox is gone, Ryder is left alone in the ring, looking dejected and defeated. He realizes that after months of jobbing to bigger names, he's faced the ultimate humiliation: being a speed bump for Brad Maddox of all people. He walks up the ramp sadly, trying to hold back tears as he laments over his career.
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