Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2012 21:27:06 GMT -5
Gaston ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Clearly this guy wasn't doing it right. Do you think Gaston hurt anyone falling off the roof at the end? "My word, something, roughly the size of a barge, just fell on LeFou!"
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 27, 2012 21:49:01 GMT -5
So...did he win?
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Post by deadstock on Dec 27, 2012 22:00:16 GMT -5
2 pages an not a single cool hand Luke reference the Shame Fan.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 27, 2012 22:35:26 GMT -5
Welp, they never said the bet would be over easy
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2012 22:46:24 GMT -5
Guys, come on, now. This is no yolking matter. off-topic, the New 52 should've been used as an excuse to import Egghead into the DCU. on-topic, I shouldn't laugh, but I find it darkly humourous that they say the cause of death still hasn't been determined.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2012 22:47:14 GMT -5
Gaston ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Clearly this guy wasn't doing it right. that's because no-one eats 4 dozen eggs a day like Gaston. I'm being serious, he's got his own special recipe and he won't share it with anyone. jerk.
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zeez
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Post by zeez on Dec 27, 2012 22:57:08 GMT -5
I guess you can call them Eggs Benedict Arnold for being a traitor to the guy who ate them. Ha ha ha---
DAMMIT!!! ALL THE GOOD PUNS WERE TAKEN ALREADY!!!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 27, 2012 22:59:25 GMT -5
I'm guessing its because he ate 28 raw f***ing eggs.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 28, 2012 5:59:16 GMT -5
2 pages an not a single cool hand Luke reference the Shame Fan. Well we now know no man could even eat 28 yet alone 50
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Post by CM Parish on Dec 28, 2012 6:27:25 GMT -5
... dammit Ghidorah?
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 28, 2012 13:39:05 GMT -5
In this case I'd say eggscellent Ghidorah.
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