Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 30, 2012 15:38:52 GMT -5
This reminds me of the time I broke into the Undertaker's house and tried to persuade him to have a threesome with Michelle McCool. Then he started taping his fists...
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Post by YiHammer on Dec 30, 2012 16:23:02 GMT -5
This thread haha
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 30, 2012 16:31:34 GMT -5
Reminds me of that time that I tried to ask Batista how big his dick was and he just told me to leave his birthday party. What an asshole!
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Post by DSR on Dec 30, 2012 16:46:15 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of the one time I graciously offered Kaitlyn a cup of my blood and asked her to drink it so a part of me would be inside her forever. Not only did she not like my gift, she had three of her friends beat me up! I was awful lightheaded on account of the loss of blood (man, I worked really hard on that gift!), otherwise I would've totally kicked those guys' asses and she would've swooned at my badassery.
I don't even remember who those guys were. I think one of them had, like, a curly Jew-fro, and before I passed out, another guy said something about "getting weird."
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 30, 2012 17:05:15 GMT -5
You think THAT's bad? I remember when, eager to give Norman Smiley a birthday present, I surprised him at the airport and wrapped an ether-soaked rag around his face to help him have a nice nap after a restless flight. Then I threw him in my trunk (so he'd have a dark place to sleep) and drove him hundreds of miles away to a desolate cabin in the mountains. What a wonderful birthday vacation, right? Unfortunately, he took one hard look at my gift and fled! I chased after him, holding my axe so I could chop firewood for us later, but still he ran and ran and ran!
I never saw Norman Smiley again. What a bastard.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 30, 2012 17:05:46 GMT -5
Hey now, don't judge the man when you've never been in his shoes.
The Miz approached me about giving me his autograph but I said no, I didn't want it. The clown leaves me a 70 minute voice mail daily now.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 30, 2012 21:14:36 GMT -5
And you know, that time I kidnapped Kaitlyn, she woke up the next morning as I was towelling myself down and she ran the f*** outta here without even saying thankyou. What a bitch. Hey now, don't judge the man when you've never been in his shoes. The Miz approached me about giving me his autograph but I said no, I didn't want it. The clown leaves me a 70 minute voice mail daily now. I love Miz, but this is beautiful.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Dec 31, 2012 11:30:14 GMT -5
You call THAT getting snubbed? That has nothing on the time I pulled CM Punks earbuds out of his ears, and woke him up to ask for his autograph. Not only did he not give me his autograph he actually had the nerve to ask me how I got into his house and then threatened to eat my dog! The place was crowded (he had like 3 girls over) and this was years ago before he got on TV, dude is lucky I even recognized him!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Dec 31, 2012 13:22:27 GMT -5
I got snubbed by High Voltage, Ice Train AND State Patrol at a 1996 WCW Saturday Night taping.
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 31, 2012 14:04:05 GMT -5
It's like the time I offered myself in slavery to Christian. And he turned me down. Said I wasn't Malaysian. Creepy little racist bastard.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 14:08:01 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan is definitely a jerk. He was getting off a plane at 3 am and all I did was follow him from the boarding gate with a megaphone yelling "WORKRATE! WORKRATE!". I didn't even do it that long, maybe 45 minutes TOPS. Before he called security I just asked for a small blood sample. It was really small people, I had been drinking from a fifth of vodka and it was still at least 1/8th full. I just wanted him to fill the empty part up with his blood and then he hit me for NO REASON.
If you're going to be a wrestler you can at least be polite to fans.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 31, 2012 15:00:49 GMT -5
This is about as bad as the time I stalked Drew McIntyre at a local gym. I waited for him in the locker room to take a pic of his twig and berries to put online and he had the gall to leave without changing his clothes. Twig and berries or dingleberries? Tell the truth. TMZ pays more for shots of his twig and berries. If I did manage to get a shot of his dingleberries, that just a keeper for the scrapbook.
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Bo Rida
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Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 31, 2012 15:07:27 GMT -5
After he signed an autograph for me I asked Brett Hart "if you could have one more match who would it be against?". Brett gave it some thought before stating he's like to face El Dandy, when I questioned him about this strange decision he had the cheek to reprimand me by replying "who are you to doubt El Dandy?" before turning away from me.
Such a rude man will never be the best there was, is or ever will be so I said I wouldn't want to see another of his crappy matches and his stroke meant he couldn't even spell his name correctly. Brett looked sad, hearing that unavoidable truth was the worst day of his life.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 15:14:47 GMT -5
This thread would be terrifying for someone who didn't understand the joke.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 31, 2012 15:44:51 GMT -5
This reminds me of the time I saw Shawn Michaels at a hotel and he refused to sign my autograph book. All I did was trip him as he was running to a cab.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 31, 2012 15:52:12 GMT -5
Honestly, these Superstars. I mean you ask Dolph Ziggler to sign your crotch ONE TIME and suddenly you're on Sex Offender lists everywhere. I mean yeah, I wasn't wearing any clothes at the time, but I just wanted to make the job easier for him. That's pretty darn considerate if you ask me!
Perfection my arse!
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 31, 2012 16:17:09 GMT -5
That is rude. He should have at least given you half the dog. That is, if he actually cared about his fans.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 16:20:07 GMT -5
This reminds me of the time I once got beaten up by the Rock. All I asked is that I wanted to kill him, cut off his face, wear it, and pretend to be him amongst his family and his friends so I could slowly kill each one of them off, one at a time. What nerve.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2012 17:16:52 GMT -5
^ What a douche bag. It's us fans who pay for these people to live like they do, and they just treat us like dirt! We should stand up for our rights! I remember when I tried to get a facemask of Brock Lesnar, as he slept..but mister "I'm so important" had to break my arm!
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Glitch
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 31, 2012 17:39:00 GMT -5
There was this really bad time with Goldberg.
He was about to go out for a match when I popped right in front of him and shouted "sign my dvd of you!!" He punched me and seemed really angry when ever I called him by his name. For some reason he was wearing a singlet instead of his usual trunks. The crowd chanted some new chant about him needing to be fed more or something. I guess he was hungry or something.
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