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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2013 19:10:37 GMT -5
Not sure which to put "send nude photos before initial contact" under.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 19:11:16 GMT -5
She find pictures in my email/I sent this bitch a picture of my diiiiiiiick
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 1, 2013 19:15:14 GMT -5
Never quote Joseph Stalin on a first date.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 1, 2013 19:27:39 GMT -5
ALWAYS whip it out on the first date.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2013 19:29:59 GMT -5
ALWAYS whip it out on the first date. As they say: It's as easy as f***ing a tomato.
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King Ghidorah
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How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 1, 2013 19:36:11 GMT -5
If she don't let me beat, she walk home on feet.
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Post by lovingway on Jan 1, 2013 19:51:37 GMT -5
Never lick her face unless she asks you
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 1, 2013 19:54:01 GMT -5
Never quote Joseph Stalin on a first date. Unless it is to say "Quantity has a quality all its own" while gesturing towards your lap.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 1, 2013 20:02:24 GMT -5
I know it makes you feel like you're being open but don't tell here where you hide the bodies.
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Post by lewis1711 on Jan 1, 2013 20:17:39 GMT -5
I finally had a first date that went well the other month only to blow it by acting too keen to meet again afterwards. There's a fine line to walk between acting too interested, and not acting interested enough. And it's different for every woman.
Or it's just me.
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Post by dorf on Jan 1, 2013 23:12:42 GMT -5
Don't do anything loan related until you're married. Especially if you're the one with good credit. Guess who got burned here....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2013 23:26:21 GMT -5
Don't mention your other girlfriend.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 1, 2013 23:30:10 GMT -5
Never say the person looks like your previous significant other.
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Post by britishbulldog on Jan 1, 2013 23:48:40 GMT -5
Don't say they would look great if they lost 10 lbs.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2013 1:50:52 GMT -5
Apparently never argue Penn & Teller aren't stuntmen, even after explaining who they are to a clueless person and what some of their tricks are.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 2, 2013 5:38:44 GMT -5
Don't pass gas. I know it's obvious, but it wasn't obvious enough to a friend of mine last week. T'was in the quiet part of a film too apparently.
Oh, and don't take her to see Star Wars on the first date, then stay and watch when she slaps you and walks out.
Different people surprisingly. I guess I'm just friends with eejits.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 2, 2013 5:43:32 GMT -5
I don't date that much.
But I do know is never announce to your date that your going to take a shit....
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Madagascar Fred
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Jan 2, 2013 5:59:35 GMT -5
don't masturbate? I got nothing...
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2013 7:48:22 GMT -5
Never go ass to mouth.
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 2, 2013 8:01:36 GMT -5
Children shouldn't play with dead things.
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