The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 17, 2013 21:38:10 GMT -5
The Rock has a cheek to talk about anyone's tits. You'd think his breast reduction'd be on loan for just about everybody he's feuding with, like Hunter's nose and Cena's being a goof. Yet, for some reason, it isnt. Because I don't think most fans even know about it. I didn't know about it until quite a few years after the fact, I just assumed the black work out attire was his new look.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 17, 2013 21:48:24 GMT -5
The Rock has a cheek to talk about anyone's tits. You'd think his breast reduction'd be on loan for just about everybody he's feuding with, like Hunter's nose and Cena's being a goof. Yet, for some reason, it isnt. Because insulting the Rock is like casting firaga on something that has reflect on. He'd somehow turn that against the wrestler in question. Like "YOU SURE PAY ATTENTION TO MY TITS HUH. SORRY BUT YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE." The general rule not to be turned into a joke is to not get into an actual insult war with him or else, as per Rock's law, the war of words will grow so increasingly homophobic it will loop all the way back into flirting.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 17, 2013 21:52:41 GMT -5
I thought it was lame, like the rest of Rock's concert. It was easily just as corny as most of John Cena's lame comedy that people usually complain about.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 17, 2013 21:58:47 GMT -5
Didn't John Cena mention Rock's "boob job" last year? Yep.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 17, 2013 23:03:32 GMT -5
I resent his name. I mean, how does he even know that they;re a result of eating twinkies? They could be because of DIng-DOngs or Ho-Ho's or in my case chocolate frosted cupcakes. Rock really needs to widen his palette of snack cakes.
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Post by DIIV on Jan 17, 2013 23:49:19 GMT -5
I mean it wasn't really that funny just another insult that fell flat? something I would expect to hear from an 8 year old?
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Post by Spec_Sun on Jan 18, 2013 1:05:41 GMT -5
.......... now trending worldwide!!!
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 18, 2013 1:40:57 GMT -5
You'd think his breast reduction'd be on loan for just about everybody he's feuding with, like Hunter's nose and Cena's being a goof. Yet, for some reason, it isnt. Because insulting the Rock is like casting firaga on something that has reflect on. He'd somehow turn that against the wrestler in question. Like "YOU SURE PAY ATTENTION TO MY TITS HUH. SORRY BUT YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE." firaga. reflect. love. it.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 18, 2013 7:54:18 GMT -5
Hey, the Rock got a manly boob job!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 11:11:02 GMT -5
I mean it wasn't really that funny just another insult that fell flat? something I would expect to hear from an 8 year old? ?? ? The audience cheered and laughed loudly. The opposite of falling flat. Regardless of your own opinion of the material you can't claim something which is massively untrue. For the records I think Popeye the Crackhead has been the Rock's best random as all Hell insult since his return. Had me rolling.
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Post by KobashiChop on Jan 18, 2013 11:16:22 GMT -5
It was hilarious. Ive said this before, the Rock's delivery can just make the strangest things work.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 11:39:26 GMT -5
It was hilarious. Ive said this before, the Rock's delivery can just make the strangest things work. Pretty much, his delivery & conviction in his baffling insults make you believe "damn, that's amazing" and it's where others fall down at times (Punk/Cena/Triple H/even Steve Austin) making that strange ability something to admire.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 12:09:47 GMT -5
Gotta love that Rocky 6-year old humor - when you want lowest common denominator - call Dwayne, he'll get er done. Also - TOO SOON ROCKY - TOO SOON!
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Post by paywindah on Jan 18, 2013 21:33:58 GMT -5
You have to wonder how many of these awful, unfunny nicknames Gewirtz comes up with before Rock finally says, "OK, that one is good enough, let's go with..."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 22:23:42 GMT -5
If someone else had said it, probably wouldn't have been funny.
It wasn't the fact that it was twinkie tits, it was just the way you weren't expecting it as the next FACT. After the first one was something about Punk being a good champion or something
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 19, 2013 4:31:13 GMT -5
I didn't think his song about Heyman was funny at all, but the Vickie one kinda saved it, as cruel as it was.
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