The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 2, 2005 9:08:53 GMT -5
Hey, now, I wasn't Cena hating, I just love the image of the Incredible Hulk (green, not orange) doing a random run in and frisbee tossing someone across the arena. That, and I bet he'd cut better promos then Steiner. Any time "HULK SMASH" comes up, I love it. That should DO be a gimmick - big brawny Mongo-like guy, fragmented but funny speech pattern, seemingly tiny brain, easily provoked rage... Hey, add a voice box and it was Kane. He should be like that in the ring but whenever the cameras get to him backstage they see him reading Chaucer/Joyce/Faulkner what have you and just being all around classy........like that caveman from "Freakazoid". |
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 2, 2005 9:13:17 GMT -5
Any time "HULK SMASH" comes up, I love it. That should DO be a gimmick - big brawny Mongo-like guy, fragmented but funny speech pattern, seemingly tiny brain, easily provoked rage... Hey, add a voice box and it was Kane. He should be like that in the ring but whenever the cameras get to him backstage they see him reading Chaucer/Joyce/Faulkner what have you and just being all around classy........like that caveman from "Freakazoid". LOL! YES! That's what I wanted from Kamala during the Diva Search. He does his usual schtick (howling, pacing from foot to foot, belly-slapping) and then one of the Divas comes in and he looks her over, straightens up and becomes suave all of a sudden. (Big Vis style) |
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Post by bezerzerker on Dec 2, 2005 9:29:01 GMT -5
cena is better in the ring than batista,has got better mic skills,is overall appealing to the masses.no wonder cena is hated and not batista.no wonder when guys like jbl and edge cut promos on internet fans even while being in character they voice true opinions about the smarks.so to be loved on iwc i guess you need to be a virtual unknown or a worthless piece of crap,how many people know who c.m.punk is?john cena is a mainstream star now and still busting his asses for the fans but he gets hated by some smarks who can't stand his popularity....oh that is so intimidating,do you think vince who runs a multi billion dollar empire gives a f*** abt smarks when he sells house shows whenever cena headlines.how many guys will watch a c.m.punk vs samoa joe main event?
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 2, 2005 9:47:42 GMT -5
*hands over asbestos underpants* Here. You'll be needing these.
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 2, 2005 10:07:06 GMT -5
cena is better in the ring than batista,has got better mic skills,is overall appealing to the masses.no wonder cena is hated and not batista.no wonder when guys like jbl and edge cut promos on internet fans even while being in character they voice true opinions about the smarks.so to be loved on iwc i guess you need to be a virtual unknown or a worthless piece of crap,how many people know who c.m.punk is?john cena is a mainstream star now and still busting his asses for the fans but he gets hated by some smarks who can't stand his popularity....oh that is so intimidating,do you think vince who runs a multi billion dollar empire gives a f*** abt smarks when he sells house shows whenever cena headlines.how many guys will watch a c.m.punk vs samoa joe main event? You, my friend, have no idea how all of this works. C.M. Punk > Cena |
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 2, 2005 10:08:26 GMT -5
And it is spelled "B-E-R-Z-E-R-K-E-R, Genius.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Dec 2, 2005 10:12:20 GMT -5
how many guys will watch a c.m.punk vs samoa joe main event? (Fade in)....I did....(Fade out) (Fade in)...Punk lost...(Fade out) (Fade in)...it was great...(Fade out) |
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 2, 2005 10:12:39 GMT -5
how many guys will watch a c.m.punk vs samoa joe main event? Just millions (& millions) of ROH fans around the globe. |
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 2, 2005 10:35:37 GMT -5
I don't care if Cena has spinner belts, hats, T-shirts, shoes, posters, and other things. He still doesn't appeal to me, I prefer Batista, not because he's a better wrestler, but the guy looks like a champion, he doesn't scream out stupid phrases each week for the little kids to go crazy over. I've never heard any "Let's go Batista, Let's go JBL" Chants during any of his matches.
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Post by bezerzerker on Dec 2, 2005 10:41:44 GMT -5
everyone of us here if given an option to organise a wrestling show would have cena on the show rather than the roh unknowns.wwe is the mecca of wrestling and right now cena is their headline act.now live with it.it does not matter what you and me think my friends it matters what the viewers on tv and live crowd think.we hate cena and hate vince for pushing him no wonder we are here doing this while they are minting money.
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The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 2, 2005 10:42:09 GMT -5
how many guys will watch a c.m.punk vs samoa joe main event? Just millions (& millions) of ROH fans around the globe. I wonder if ROH has that many fans, and when I say fans I mean people who pay for stuff........considering what some of their dvds cost they should be sitting on a pile of money. At least us poor folk have bittorents. |
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 2, 2005 10:43:40 GMT -5
^I don't know about all that, but why should we like him? If you like Cena, good for you, go buy the spinner belts and the foam hands, the whole nine yards, but everyone has the right to their opinion, sorry if it offends you that people don't like Cena, but tough that's just how it is.
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 2, 2005 11:02:00 GMT -5
Just millions (& millions) of ROH fans around the globe. I wonder if ROH has that many fans, and when I say fans I mean people who pay for stuff Well, maybe I was slightly overstating it. And Berzerzerker, chill, man. I was only stating that there are those out there who would heartily enjoy a CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe Main Event! Look, I like many, many TNA wrestlers that not everyone else likes. Y'know what I do? DEAL WITH IT!!!! |
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 2, 2005 11:08:41 GMT -5
I completely agree, Cena is the main act right now, and he is a top draw, I admit that, but it doesn't say anywhere that I have to cheer him because of that. It's not like the money they make is going into my pocket. I understand the Cena fans not being too crazy about this, but someone had requested this thread, that way all the other threads wouldn't be taken over by the "Cena Hate", and people are still upset it seems, guess it can't be helped.
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 2, 2005 11:47:39 GMT -5
I completely agree, Cena is the main act right now, and he is a top draw, I admit that, but it doesn't say anywhere that I have to cheer him because of that. It's not like the money they make is going into my pocket. I understand the Cena fans not being too crazy about this, but someone had requested this thread, that way all the other threads wouldn't be taken over by the "Cena Hate", and people are still upset it seems, guess it can't be helped. I don't really like Cena, that much. It's not such a problem for me 'cause I don't watch WWE. And he's the top draw, I agree. But does it mean I must like him? I never liked Austin & he was a top draw for much longer than Cena! |
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 2, 2005 13:20:33 GMT -5
Awesome, that girl's ass is presumptuous. MMMHMM!
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The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
Posts: 4,216
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 2, 2005 13:49:11 GMT -5
Since we had such a good time with the Technical Difficulties screen, let's see what we can do with these:    Hit 'em with your best photoshop job or captions. This should be fun. I don't have photoshop at work but I'll definitely be getting in on the action later. Cena reads Fecal Fan Monthly? I knew he loved crap more than the average idiot. Looks like he fervently straining to comprehend. Uh...Duh..Doo...DOo.........AhhhHAAA Here you go....just sort of thought it belonged here. Be free little hate spirit! Be free! |
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 2, 2005 14:37:43 GMT -5
Cena has a striking resemblance to the man of the Cro-Magnon Era.
He has a fecal obsession on par with one, as well.
POOP!
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 2, 2005 15:07:23 GMT -5
Okay, so can one like Cena, Hogan, and the nWo or is that not allowed?
Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on Dec 2, 2005 18:20:37 GMT -5
I think people overestimate how popular Cena is outside of little kids that watch wrestling. Everybody I talk to about wrestling outside of this message board are people that just watch occassionally, and I ALWAYS have to remind them who John Cena is. My friend who's really into hip hop? He doesn't know who John Cena is. Have you ever seen a John Cena video on MTV, or seen him in a commercial, or heard a song of his on the radio? John Cena is NOT a famous hip hop star. These people know who the Rock is, Chris Jericho, the Undertaker, even Kurt Angle and Triple H. It seems to me like all of those guys are more "mainstream" than Cena. Chris Jericho often appears on VH1 programs, "I love the 80s", "Metal Moments", and so forth. Cena was on ONE TIME with Hogan. Also, if Cena is their headlining act, why does he rarely wrestle in the last match on a TV show or PPV? Batista is always the featured performer and wrestles in the last match if he's ever on a TV show or PPV. I think Cena just has a lot more notoriety on the internet, because a lot of people strongly dislike him. That doesn't help him be a more successful face champion.
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