CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 31, 2013 19:54:22 GMT -5
Imagine the panic if he did though, with them having him as the Royal Rumble winner.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 31, 2013 19:59:40 GMT -5
That reminds me of about 10 years ago when my mom told me that she heard Wayne Brady died. Actually what she heard was that he was hosting Miss America, but somehow that turned into him dying in her mind.
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saintpat
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Post by saintpat on Jan 31, 2013 20:22:39 GMT -5
John Cena died... Can anyone confirm or deny this? If your mom starts a NEWZ site, I want to be the first to subscribe!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 20:31:48 GMT -5
My mom saw that online yesterday and thought it was legit. She still doesn't understand the internet.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 31, 2013 20:54:46 GMT -5
He died as he died; dead. Mud-stained and splaying.
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suave
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Post by suave on Jan 31, 2013 20:57:24 GMT -5
When Cena dies, they'll run a tribute show for him, and then he'll come out to open the next RAW with an enthusiastic promo about how he overcame the odds and escaped death.
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Post by Throwback on Jan 31, 2013 21:23:54 GMT -5
the internet is still here so I'm assuming he's alive.
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Post by YiHammer on Jan 31, 2013 21:32:05 GMT -5
I got a text telling me to stick the winner
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Post by Sparvid on Jan 31, 2013 21:40:49 GMT -5
John Cena died... Can anyone confirm or deny this? If your mom starts a NEWZ site, I want to be the first to subscribe! From: Mom Subject: Stephanie McMahon Nude Photos
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Jan 31, 2013 22:44:44 GMT -5
ERMAHGERD!!
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Post by arrx on Feb 1, 2013 0:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 1, 2013 0:31:35 GMT -5
well that site has completely convinced me
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Post by woowoowoox on Feb 1, 2013 0:32:45 GMT -5
Except the bottom of the website says: about this web site. FAKE... THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE! this is an entertainment website, and this is a totally fake article based on zero truth and is a complete work of fiction for entertainment purposes! this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info, name removal requests and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com Copyright © 2011 FakeAWish.com All rights reserved.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Feb 1, 2013 0:35:05 GMT -5
Great. First a Nigerian prince needs my help getting money into the country and now this. What a day. But that money helped pay for that bridge you own in London.
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Post by joebob27 on Feb 1, 2013 0:36:59 GMT -5
When Cena dies, they'll run a tribute show for him, and then he'll come out to open the next RAW with an enthusiastic promo where he ignores the fact that he died, instead proceeding with juvenile humor. fixed
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Feb 1, 2013 0:51:43 GMT -5
Why would your mom text that?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2013 9:55:40 GMT -5
Imagine the panic if he did though, with them having him as the Royal Rumble winner. Hell, they'd probably just tell Rock to haul his corpse to the ring and do his best Bela Lugosi impression. If nothing else, imagine Cena's corpse would have more stamina than Rock does.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 1, 2013 10:09:26 GMT -5
f***ing New Zealand cliff ... well if it's not fed a celebrity every month it gets angry and threatens to throw itself off itself.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 1, 2013 10:50:03 GMT -5
Cena no-sells death
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 1, 2013 10:50:55 GMT -5
When Cena dies, they'll run a tribute show for him, and then he'll come out to open the next RAW with an enthusiastic promo about how he overcame the odds and escaped death. and even after faking his death he's still pushed as the company's top face.
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