Glitch, it's been 30 days.

[lodirulz]

And after checking the Internet Wrestling Database, you have failed to make a defense of your FAN X-Division Championship.

As a result, the belt must be vacated, and awarded to me. I won a 256 man #1 Contendership Tournament in Rio De Janeiro. Therefore, the rules are like Miss America: Upon the inability to continue, the prize goes to first runner up.

I'll await my victory now.

[Square]

Hey, hey hey hey HEY. You want the gold? I don't care what tournaments you win, what countries you travel to or what you say the rules are I am the big dog and I say you want the title COME AND GET IT

[Dave the Dave]

Phew. My Wrestling Society X Belt is safe....I think.

Glitch never really told me if I beat Hulk Hogan or not.

[Sparkybob]

[Glitch]

You sir seem to have forgotten that this is FAN. In lieu of having an actual match, sitting through one of Ghidorah's threads(also reading every detail) and not saying anything funny also counts as a title defense. The same goes for complimenting Supersweet on his buttocks(and believe me, that is as painful as any submission hold!).

Feb 28, 2013 17:34:34 GMT -5 Dave the Dave said:

Phew. My Wrestling Society X Belt is safe....I think.

Glitch never really told me if I beat Hulk Hogan or not.

Well actually you forfeited the belt to Barber beefcake(although I suppose you can just buy another one, since they are on sale).
I guess I should really get back to the Hogan comics. FAN still has to dethrone him!

[lodirulz]

(Sighs)

Do I have to always be the Million Dollar Man in this situation? Fine.

Jut like any other idea, competition rears it's ugly head.

BAM:



I declare myself Internet Champion of FAN!

[Deleted]

.....Do you WANT us to come at you br

[lodirulz]

I doubt you can. I'm in a secure, top secret location.

But if you do want to try and find me, you could start by climbing through the ledges, and climbing down into the pit. Then, race into the laser light room. Unleash the power of the special point laser, and you could choose to go into the room of the Mandarin hand, OR, into the jester's court. Press yourself against the right wall painting, and you might have a chance to enter: THE DARK FOREST, where you could find me holding onto my precious Internet Championship. Reach into the hole and find the key, BUT BE CAREFUL! One of the trees could be inhabited by the spirit of a temple guard! Next, plow through the wall and into the mine shaft, and ride the elevator up, into the room of the secret password. Find the tablet with the right password, and open the door to the SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! Assemble the statue, and then you may be heading for the king's store room. Smash the clay pots to find the key, which will allow you into the observatory. Put together the puzzle on the stone columns, and swing on the rope back across the pit. Then, pass through the crypt, race down the stairs, and back to the temple gates.

The choices are yours and yours alone.

[Deleted]

....You know what, I just marked out more then I do at WWE FAN, so I am just gonna leave you alone ;D

[Glitch]

Yes , go ahead with your little internet championship belt.

Us real athletes play by no rules. Because in FAN, there are no limits.
*holds out belt in hands.*
To get this title, you have go step by step in challenges. Only a man who fosters complete integrity can even dare step into the ring to challenge me.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

As Official CEO And Commisioner of All Delusional Posters With E-Titles, I'm scheduling a match between Lodi and Glitch for both the FAN Internet and X-Division championships this Sunday. If one poster fails to show, they forfeit their belt to their opponent. If neither shows, both titles will be up for grabs in a battle royale.

Furthermore, both of you are forbidden to come into physical contact with each other prior to this Sunday. Exactly what constitutes "physical contact" over the internet will be determined at a later date.

Furthermore, if anyone interferes on either competitor's behalf, they forfeit their title. Thank you, and best of luck to both of you.

[Bang Bang Bart]

On behalf of The Corporation, and as Chairman of FAN Forums, I have officially authorized the match between Lodi & Glitch this Sunday at the FAN Forums pay-per-view event.

[Dave the Dave]

I'm already the new champ. Sorry

[lodirulz]

..... TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!

*Rolls into the ring*

Alright, let's count them both out already. Chop chop. I got a 5 o clock curfew.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Mar 3, 2013 11:16:16 GMT -5 lodirulz said:

..... TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!

*Rolls into the ring*

Alright, let's count them both out already. Chop chop. I got a 5 o clock curfew.

Glitch has until 5 PM Central time to meet you in this thread for the match, Otherwise, he forfeits the FAN X Division belt.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Of course, since the people want a match...

I do have this.

*holds up the FAN 24/7 Hardcore Championship*

I salvaged and claimed this, so if Glitch chickens out....

I CHALLENGE YOU!

[lodirulz]

It's 5:17 Central Time. GIMME MA TITLE!

Jono, we all know the 24/7 Championship is nothing more then scrap metal junk. I'll settle for two titles tonight.

[Lupin the Third]

Mar 1, 2013 22:26:46 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

As Official CEO And Commisioner of All Delusional Posters With E-Titles, I'm scheduling a match between Lodi and Glitch for both the FAN Internet and X-Division championships this Sunday. If one poster fails to show, they forfeit their belt to their opponent. If neither shows, both titles will be up for grabs in a battle royale.

Furthermore, both of you are forbidden to come into physical contact with each other prior to this Sunday. Exactly what constitutes "physical contact" over the internet will be determined at a later date.

Furthermore, if anyone interferes on either competitor's behalf, they forfeit their title. Thank you, and best of luck to both of you.

*A few masked men come out and surround Corporate Clash. Suddenly, they attack him, with each nailing a finisher on Clash. The smallest one goes up, and nails a 450 Splash!!! They stand with their arms raised, as Clash lays there, coughing up blood.*

[Jonathan Michaels]

Mar 3, 2013 18:18:42 GMT -5 lodirulz said:

It's 5:17 Central Time. GIMME MA TITLE!

Jono, we all know the 24/7 Championship is nothing more then scrap metal junk. I'll settle for two titles tonight.

Yes, because the Internet Championship is so very prestigious and not at all a child's toy.

You want a real title, come and see me.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

ugh...groan...*cough cough*

...ok, you're all fired and sued. See you on TruTV.