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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Oct 19, 2013 8:58:31 GMT -5
"Alright Colossus. You're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain."
"But all my stuff is there."
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Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Oct 19, 2013 10:52:32 GMT -5
Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this
base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed
representatives of television.
[Kent Brockman, Chesperito, Krusty and two others file in]
[Krusty sees the magazines on the table]
Krusty: Hey, hey! Now this is my kind of meeting!
Quimby: Gentlemen, it's time we face up to the un-face-up-to-able. We
must sacrifice television in order to save the lives of our
townspeople.
Krusty: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! Let's not go nuts. Would it _really_ be
worth living in a world without television? I think the
survivors would envy the dead!
[pause]
Quimby: I appreciate your passion on behalf of your medium. But I'm
afraid we are out of options. Television must go. May God
have mercy on our souls...
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Oct 20, 2013 19:55:19 GMT -5
 "BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!?" |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Oct 27, 2013 23:10:36 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 4, 2013 11:42:01 GMT -5
GABBO!
GABBO!
GABBO!
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by agent817 on Dec 4, 2013 11:43:35 GMT -5
Look, Smithers, Garbo is coming. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 11:43:36 GMT -5
BARTON FINK!
BARTON FINK!
BARTON FINK!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2013 11:46:26 GMT -5
 "Sir, six cinder blocks are missing." "There'll be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children." |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 4, 2013 11:48:25 GMT -5
Look, Smithers, Garbo is coming. All I keep hearing is Gabbo this, and Gabbo that. |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jan 5, 2014 18:32:00 GMT -5
"Uhhh, burn that seat."
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El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 5, 2014 21:38:00 GMT -5
You fly boys crack me up.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 5, 2014 21:51:53 GMT -5
Look, Smithers, Garbo is coming. All I keep hearing is Gabbo this, and Gabbo that. But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that". |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 12:12:16 GMT -5
All I keep hearing is Gabbo this, and Gabbo that. But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that". What's this about Gabbo? |
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Post by agent817 on Jan 16, 2014 9:38:20 GMT -5
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2014 12:27:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2014 22:53:12 GMT -5
Lisa: Dad! Remember when we asked you if we could go to Itchy & Scratchy Land and you said it'd be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just bought, fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everyone's a sinner. Except for this guy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 7:46:50 GMT -5
Thank the Lor -- thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 28, 2014 10:57:38 GMT -5
[Giant monster Homer eats two German guys at an Oktoberfest]
German Guy: What did we Germans do to deserve this?
[Other German stares at him]
German Guy: Oh, yeah.....
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Apr 28, 2014 18:36:02 GMT -5
"Dad, what's Gabbo?" "I figured that it'd be some guy's name. Some guy named 'Gabbo'." |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 28, 2014 18:37:56 GMT -5
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
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