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Post by Throwback on Mar 4, 2013 19:27:21 GMT -5
I'm sure we've all done this from time to time. What are some ways you remember making your parents mad and meaning to do so?
Mine's kind of long.
When I was young, my dad was really into M*A*S*H and was looking forward to the last episode. At the time we had the vcr hooked up to the TV and used it like a converter to change channels. A few days before the final episode my dad grounded me for something I don't remember. So I took the TV remote and hid it in my room. Since my dad turned on the TV by the button on the set and changed channels with the vcr remote, he didn't even notice the Tv remote was missing. So I waited for the M*A*S*H finale and when it came on, since I hated the show it wasn't considered weird for me to leave the room to play upstairs. Then during the last few minutes of the show, I snuck downstairs and used the TV remote to turn off the show. Expecting my dad to just get up and turn on the set and be mildly upset. He flipped out and started searching under the cushions of the couch for the remote. When he couldn't find it he got even more pissed, stormed over to the Tv, turned it on and the credits were rolling. He was livid and I had to explain what I did and got in even more trouble.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 4, 2013 19:32:37 GMT -5
Never. My father would have physically beat the shit out of me had I ever pissed him off.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 4, 2013 19:35:47 GMT -5
Knocked up the neighbor girl. Then left her for her brother
not really
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 4, 2013 19:50:30 GMT -5
Every time my mom would mop the floor in the kitchen I would purposely walk on the floor
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2013 19:51:16 GMT -5
I was pissed about something and my mom came home with a coloring book from the grocery store. I decided to be a dick and write things like "stupid" "lame" "get your head checked" on every page, then show it to her just to piss her off.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Mar 4, 2013 20:20:02 GMT -5
None, because my parents are Black.  They don't play dat. |
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Post by Lila on Mar 4, 2013 20:41:13 GMT -5
Mom - Take her laptop cord; works like a charm every time
Dad - Anything honestly
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Post by Johawn on Mar 4, 2013 21:15:02 GMT -5
This'll sound worse than it is, but my dad is the funniest guy on the planet and has the best sense of humour. He's also the unluckiest guy in the world, and is currently sporting two broken legs, a brand new kidney which he needed because of his diabetes.
I put his insulin upstairs.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 4, 2013 22:43:50 GMT -5
I told them I am a part of FAN.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Mar 5, 2013 0:13:57 GMT -5
Mom gets chills when she hears me crack my knuckles. So of course, I do it around her often.
My father isn't fazed by sarcasm, but it's fun to verbally spar with him. I wouldn't piss him off because he's a brown belt.....
I mean brown leather belt- never applied but certainly offered.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 5, 2013 0:56:30 GMT -5
That one summer I dyed my hair blue. It wouldn't have been such an issue were a big formal family gathering not coming up.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 5, 2013 1:05:22 GMT -5
That one summer I dyed my hair blue. It wouldn't have been such an issue were a big formal family gathering not coming up. Try having bright anime red hair when your father is getting remarried. |
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Post by King Ghidorah on Mar 5, 2013 1:11:05 GMT -5
Brought home a white girl
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Post by Dub H on Mar 5, 2013 1:25:40 GMT -5
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 5, 2013 1:58:44 GMT -5
My dad had an issue with one of his testicles from when he was born and had to have it removed. We got into some kind of debate and used the phrase "you're just mad because I've got more balls than you'll ever have." Never used it again as be whooped my ass.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 5, 2013 2:09:40 GMT -5
Brought home a white girl Always with the bad news, even off the clock. |
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Post by Optimax on Mar 5, 2013 3:06:50 GMT -5
During high school, I was 16 maybe 17, mum was adament I had to stay away from one girl I was friends with....wasn't allowed over all that stuff. So the wonderful son I was invited her over to "hang out/study" knowing full well we'd get interrupted in the middle. Like clock work we did as I was pantless and she was on her knees.......pissed mum off no end, don't really remember dad having an issue though?
My mum does have a weird sense of humour though, so she brings the story up everytime She meets a female friend of mine.....I suppose I deserve it lol
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Post by Dub H on Mar 5, 2013 3:11:20 GMT -5
During high school, I was 16 maybe 17, mum was adament I had to stay away from one girl I was friends with....wasn't allowed over all that stuff. So the wonderful son I was invited her over to "hang out/study" knowing full well we'd get interrupted in the middle. Like clock work we did as I was pantless and she was on her knees.......pissed mum off no end, don't really remember dad having an issue though? My mum does have a weird sense of humour though, so she brings the story up everytime She meets a female friend of mine.....I suppose I deserve it lol ...any reason for being pantless and on knees besides pissing her off? Did you guys just wait pantless and on knees for her to enter? |
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Post by Optimax on Mar 5, 2013 3:38:19 GMT -5
During high school, I was 16 maybe 17, mum was adament I had to stay away from one girl I was friends with....wasn't allowed over all that stuff. So the wonderful son I was invited her over to "hang out/study" knowing full well we'd get interrupted in the middle. Like clock work we did as I was pantless and she was on her knees.......pissed mum off no end, don't really remember dad having an issue though? My mum does have a weird sense of humour though, so she brings the story up everytime She meets a female friend of mine.....I suppose I deserve it lol ...any reason for being pantless and on knees besides pissing her off? Did you guys just wait pantless and on knees for her to enter? We didn't really intend on doing any study, I suppose you can call it hanging out....but the plan was to sleep together. Which weirdly enough (even for me) we still ended up doing after the "interruption". It wasn't a serious relationship or anything, I was just being a 17yo jerk pushing the boundaries in a very Italian household |
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Post by Cela on Mar 5, 2013 3:49:55 GMT -5
Slowly over the years, I managed to get my mom to make crow noises as a sign of endearment.
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