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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2013 0:28:47 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over. I don't know if you have taken any education in journalism but I'd be amazed if you didn't you really have a way to connect with the subject and make the interviewee at ease. You wouldn't get this kind of wrestling interview anywhere else. Well, that's all I have to say, but look, if there's anything we can do to get Fandango inside you one more time just tell us what to do.
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 17, 2013 0:34:27 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over.
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Post by They Adam Bradley on Mar 17, 2013 0:45:16 GMT -5
shouldnt the mods lock this thread, pretty sure talking about ryback getting killed and blood everywhere, and Johnny curtis taking of this guys pants and making him the happiest man alive are a violation of the rules.....correct? no matter what context its clearly violating them
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2013 1:13:22 GMT -5
shouldnt the mods lock this thread, pretty sure talking about ryback getting killed and blood everywhere, and Johnny curtis taking of this guys pants and making him the happiest man alive are a violation of the rules.....correct? no matter what context its clearly violating them It was Ryback fans that killed his girlfriend not Ryback himself? Also how did the Ryback fans look like user bloopscoop?
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Post by rrh on Mar 17, 2013 7:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 17, 2013 7:44:03 GMT -5
shouldnt the mods lock this thread, pretty sure talking about ryback getting killed and blood everywhere, and Johnny curtis taking of this guys pants and making him the happiest man alive are a violation of the rules.....correct? no matter what context its clearly violating them The only thing that was violated here was OP's innocence.
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Post by bob on Mar 17, 2013 7:59:07 GMT -5
shouldnt the mods lock this thread, pretty sure talking about ryback getting killed and blood everywhere, and Johnny curtis taking of this guys pants and making him the happiest man alive are a violation of the rules.....correct? no matter what context its clearly violating them The only thing that was violated here was OP's innocence. in the old country way
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 17, 2013 12:27:39 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over. Considering your emotional history with him, I applaud your ability to keep your journalistic integrity in the interview. Bravon sir?!
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Post by hotshotalex on Mar 17, 2013 12:47:20 GMT -5
shouldnt the mods lock this thread, pretty sure talking about ryback getting killed and blood everywhere, and Johnny curtis taking of this guys pants and making him the happiest man alive are a violation of the rules.....correct? no matter what context its clearly violating them I hope this thread never ends.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Mar 17, 2013 14:21:16 GMT -5
And part 2 has lived up to the hype! I would encourage the OP to not give up on his dream, go to Fandango and admit your feelings, don't hold back. Just...for the love of God...say his name right!
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Post by AnActualBear on Mar 17, 2013 14:32:20 GMT -5
Read a quarter of the OP, immediately stopped reading. This is why people hate memes.
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Post by bloopscoop on Mar 17, 2013 15:53:10 GMT -5
Did you even need to post that?
Why would you post that? If you didn't like my recollection of my encounter, or didn't even finish it...why post that you stopped reading?
I don't understand.
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Post by Lardlad on Mar 17, 2013 16:30:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2013 16:48:15 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over. I'm tellin' ya, kid. You're going places on this board!
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Post by Dat Dude on Mar 17, 2013 17:03:32 GMT -5
Just got off Skype. I'm sweating and shaking from how exciting it was to connect with my hero again. I made sure to do the interview in type for easy copying and pasting, but we had web cam on just to be safe. Fandango's hotel looked really nice; I liked the wall paper pattern. Here's the interview: Me: Hello. Fandango: Hi. Me: I'm nearly crying right now, I can't believe this is the second time I got to contact you in my life. Fandango: It's an honor. Me: I'm feeling alright by the way. (I gave him my phone number and contact info in case he wanted to have a fun time again, he sent back a winky face.) Me: How does it feel to be the most talented WWE Superstar not getting a match on wrestling? Fandango: It's nice to get a paycheck for doing so little lol Me: lol Me: What is the locker room atmosphere like? Do the other WWE Superstars approve of your dancing? Fandango: That's a complicated situation. On some days, the spin of the belt matches the spin of the bowl. Me: Or the bowel Fandango: Hehehe don't get me started again... Me: But I'd really love to see you again. (At this point, I really just wanted to remove all my clothes, so I did.) Fandango: You have a pretty body. Me: Nothing like yours. Fandango: I have to train for this. Me: Least favorite wrestler? Mine's Ryback. Fandango: I hate Undertaker. If I had my way, I'd face him at Wrestlemania in my debut. Me: I would love to see that. Do you know of any plans for what you'll be doing at Wrestlemania? Possibly a dance number? Fandango: Only if they say my name right. Me: Ah, of course. Have you been told anything at least? Maybe a hint? Fandango: Streaks are made to be broken. Me: ohhhhh Me: Who makes your pants glitter? Fandango: We have a wonderful team of clothing designers at WWE. It's all very complicated. Me: I see. Fandango: Yes. (I tried to ask about the events at the show where we met. Fandango refused to speak of it, his lawyers advised him not to and forbade me to post anything about it) Me: Thank you for your time, Fandango. Always shine bright. Fandango: Like a diamond lol Then he signed off. The interview was over.
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Post by bloopscoop on Mar 19, 2013 19:32:31 GMT -5
>At girlfriend's funeral today >crying.png >I hear terrible music coming from a Humvee. >It's Ryback's theme >herewego.gif >A few beefy cronies come out, wearing tight t shirts that show off their fat bods >A sprinkle comes from my tinkler in frightful anticipation. >Then two more people show up >It's Ryback and Sheamus >At first I was excited, to see more real live wrestlers. >Then Sheamus starts swearing at my family. >I muster up all the courage I can, and stand and face Sheamus, who's backed by five guys even more pale than him with green hair. >"Oy fella, why you cryin'?" >Ryback, Sheamus, and all their cronies laugh at me and poke me. >The priest begs for mercy, which sets Sheamus off. >He throws his Laoch necklace, stabbing him in the neck with its sharp points >The priest dies >My family tries to run, but Ryback and his fans begin attacking them >Sheamus, his bloodlust not yet filled, rushes towards my family and Brogue kicks the priest's remains at my girlfriend's family, killing all of them. >I try to run, but Sheamus catches me, and holds my head >He's about to break my neck when he sees my friends and family being eaten by Ryback and his fans, who chant "FEED ME MORE" >Sheamus makes me watch >When it's all said and done, he picks me up for the Celtic cross, preparing to drump me on the coffin >But then I hear the music of angels >heshere.jpg >Riding a glittery rocket sled car, my hero lands on the pile of bodies in a diamond studded explosion >Fandango dances out, doing a double corkscrew before landing on Sheamus' head >"Why must these fools harm my fan?" >I cry softly while Sheamus laughs, dropping me. >Sheamus pulls out a BAStar pendant, and rips five throwing stars out of it, throwing them at Fandango >"FAHHHN...DAHHHNGGG....GOOHHHHH" >Perfectly he dodges it, dancing away the stars, kicking them to hit the Sheamus cronies, who explode in a pale blast >"FANDANGO. FANDANGO" I cry, cheering him on as he lands on Sheamus' head again. >"Time to change gravity." Fandango says >Suddenly gravity changes, and Fandango's weight is more than Sheamus and he crushes him, flattening him like a pancake or perhaps a sewer lid >Now it's just the Ryback squad. But then... >"BREAK THE WALLS DOWN" >Jericho rises up from behind a tombstone and cuts a bad promo like he always does >"I'm behind this, I'm jealous of your talent Fandango." >The Ryback fans pile onto Jericho, forming a semi mech suit, with Ryback and Jericho on top >"FEED...ME..." >"No" Fandango whispers, stripping his clothes off, blinding them in his glowing beauty >"It's time...For FAHN...DAHNG...GOH" >He spirals towards them, defying all laws of science by running on air and dancing on air. >Some Ryback fans faint from fear, but they're not safe from Fandango's revenge >Fandango's claw like hands tear up the legs of the monster, dropping them into a gooey red paste. >Without anything to stand on, Jericho and Ryback duck from the rest of the mech suit of bodies, who are now going to be prey. >They shout "This isn't over!" As they run away, diving into a phallic racecar. >Fandango nods as they flip him off, and he knows when he'll finish them off. >But for the task at hand, Fandango prepares something special, that would even make The Rock scared. >He spins around, until he's nothing more than a dark blur. >A black hole opens up, and I watch as the Ryback fans are obliterated by it. >With a last whisper of his name, the gate to hell closes, but Fandango is nowhere to be seen. >Another blur >Suddenly I'm naked, hanging from the top of a skyscraper. I'm held by my ankles by Fandango, who's still basking in his glorious nudity. >His steely, judging eyes make me question if this will be the end >Will he put a stop to my suffering? >"Would you like to love while flying?" >I nod, and for the next few hours I experience a pleasure unlike anything in the world. >A few hours later, Fandango drops me off at my home, giving me a cookie and some burn medications for me bum >He snaps and disappears, leaving a note. >"Never again." >I weep, knowing that this truly is the end of my saga.
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Post by The QC Loser on Mar 19, 2013 19:47:49 GMT -5
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Post by Hurbster on Mar 19, 2013 19:52:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2013 19:54:56 GMT -5
I'm sorry for your losses but I'm more sorry that you may never meet Fandango again user Bloopscoop
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Post by zeez on Mar 19, 2013 19:55:36 GMT -5
BUT IS IT REALLY OVER?
THIS QUESTION AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED IN OUR NEXT BROADCAST!!! SAME FANDANGO TIME, SAME FANDANGO CHANNEL!!!
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