Post by bloopscoop on Mar 15, 2013 16:25:10 GMT -5
>At a wrestling show
>Having a good time
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>during intermission go look backstage to try and meet wrestler autographs
>thisisdifficult.mpg
>the girlfriend goes to the bathroom to fix her hair
>notcoolman.jpg
>then a bunch of Ryback fans show up
>they're headed to the food booth yelling "FEED ME MORE!"
>they see my home made fandango t shirt I made with glitter and glue
>they go into the bathroom and beat up my girlfriend and kills her
>thissucksman.gif
>then like a sparkling angel, Fandango emerges from the crowd
>"Are these men messing with friends of FAN...DAHNG...GOOOH?"
>"Yes sir"
>Barely able to keep my filled bladder in check seeing my hero
>let go and as the hot stream of yellow liquid falls, fandango dances to his entrance music playing over the intercom
>Fandango does a dancing flip kick, knocking a Ryback fan's head into garbage can
>it explodes, the shrapnel from the blast kills another Ryback fan on the toilet (it traveled through walls)
>the other fan is scared, tries to run away
>Fandango dances faster than the Ryback fan can run
>Fandango trips him and stands on his back
>He takes the stilleto heels from his lady and puts them on
>Looks hotter than she does in them
>"FAN....DAHNG...GOH GOH GOH"
>He says this as he spins, tearing through the skin, ribs
>Fandango works his way to his intestines, dancing with them like ribbons
>He uses the blood like skates, and uses his lady as a bat, killing her and the final Ryback fan
>The crowd cheers
>"FAN....DAHNG...GOH GOH GOH"
>I ask Fandango my hero "Is it over?"
>"The dance never ends for Fandango."
>He turns me around, pulls my pants down, and makes me the happiest man alive
>After a few hours of passionate love making, Fandango disappears, leaving a trail of sparkles
>I cry softly knowing my life will never reach this peak again
>Having a good time
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>during intermission go look backstage to try and meet wrestler autographs
>thisisdifficult.mpg
>the girlfriend goes to the bathroom to fix her hair
>notcoolman.jpg
>then a bunch of Ryback fans show up
>they're headed to the food booth yelling "FEED ME MORE!"
>they see my home made fandango t shirt I made with glitter and glue
>they go into the bathroom and beat up my girlfriend and kills her
>thissucksman.gif
>then like a sparkling angel, Fandango emerges from the crowd
>"Are these men messing with friends of FAN...DAHNG...GOOOH?"
>"Yes sir"
>Barely able to keep my filled bladder in check seeing my hero
>let go and as the hot stream of yellow liquid falls, fandango dances to his entrance music playing over the intercom
>Fandango does a dancing flip kick, knocking a Ryback fan's head into garbage can
>it explodes, the shrapnel from the blast kills another Ryback fan on the toilet (it traveled through walls)
>the other fan is scared, tries to run away
>Fandango dances faster than the Ryback fan can run
>Fandango trips him and stands on his back
>He takes the stilleto heels from his lady and puts them on
>Looks hotter than she does in them
>"FAN....DAHNG...GOH GOH GOH"
>He says this as he spins, tearing through the skin, ribs
>Fandango works his way to his intestines, dancing with them like ribbons
>He uses the blood like skates, and uses his lady as a bat, killing her and the final Ryback fan
>The crowd cheers
>"FAN....DAHNG...GOH GOH GOH"
>I ask Fandango my hero "Is it over?"
>"The dance never ends for Fandango."
>He turns me around, pulls my pants down, and makes me the happiest man alive
>After a few hours of passionate love making, Fandango disappears, leaving a trail of sparkles
>I cry softly knowing my life will never reach this peak again
