Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Nov 12, 2005 11:23:45 GMT -5
"Everybody Loves Paul"
(We enter the room with Paul London in bed watching his old ROH Matches)
Paul:Those were the days
(Phone Rings)
Paul:Hello?
Johnny Ace:Hey Paul its me John anyways tonight we have TWO segments with you first we're gonna put you in a match with a Bar of Soap on Velocity we're trying to push the soap as the No.1 Contender for Batista's Title.
Paul:Uhhhh look John I...
Johnny Ace:Not only that but we have a segment where you and a bunch of other cruiserweights get beaten down by Big Show,Kane,and Viscera because we don't wanna make ANYONE look bad so how's that sound?
Paul:Come on John I mean look at me two years ago I was the top star in ROH now I'm jobbing to everything
Johnny Ace:Thats what you get for using Top Rope Moves you have to work with the system now I'm gonna go Skateboarding err do some paper work and you'll be here by 5 right?
Paul:Fine
(We see Paul get into his car and drive to the Tapings)
(Meanwhile at the tapings we find Paul backstage)
Spanky:Hey Paul how you doing?
Paul:I'm pissed I have to job to a Bar of Soap tonight
Spanky:Well I have to job to a Plastic Bag so don't be angry
(Suddenly Johnny Ace rides out on a Skateboard)
Johnny:Paul you are 2 seconds late and what are you wearing?
Paul:T-Shirt and Jeans
Johnny:You know you're supposed to wear a suit
Paul:You guys don't pay me enough to afford one
Johnny:Well guess what you have to job TWICE tonight you and Spanky vs LOD my brother will be pleased about this
Spanky:Thanks alot Paul
Paul:I'm sorry that damn Ace is pissin me off
(Paul does this and goes to Johnny Ace's office after the show)
Johnny:Paul,I'm offering you 300 dollars thats how much your worth
Paul:Well then criminey jeeze you I'm done with this bullcrap I'm going to TNA
Johnny:Well in that case make it 150
Paul:No!
Johnny:Well fine but I'll make sure your "No Complete" Cause expires in 6 years
Paul:criminey jeeze!
End
(We enter the room with Paul London in bed watching his old ROH Matches)
Paul:Those were the days
(Phone Rings)
Paul:Hello?
Johnny Ace:Hey Paul its me John anyways tonight we have TWO segments with you first we're gonna put you in a match with a Bar of Soap on Velocity we're trying to push the soap as the No.1 Contender for Batista's Title.
Paul:Uhhhh look John I...
Johnny Ace:Not only that but we have a segment where you and a bunch of other cruiserweights get beaten down by Big Show,Kane,and Viscera because we don't wanna make ANYONE look bad so how's that sound?
Paul:Come on John I mean look at me two years ago I was the top star in ROH now I'm jobbing to everything
Johnny Ace:Thats what you get for using Top Rope Moves you have to work with the system now I'm gonna go Skateboarding err do some paper work and you'll be here by 5 right?
Paul:Fine
(We see Paul get into his car and drive to the Tapings)
(Meanwhile at the tapings we find Paul backstage)
Spanky:Hey Paul how you doing?
Paul:I'm pissed I have to job to a Bar of Soap tonight
Spanky:Well I have to job to a Plastic Bag so don't be angry
(Suddenly Johnny Ace rides out on a Skateboard)
Johnny:Paul you are 2 seconds late and what are you wearing?
Paul:T-Shirt and Jeans
Johnny:You know you're supposed to wear a suit
Paul:You guys don't pay me enough to afford one
Johnny:Well guess what you have to job TWICE tonight you and Spanky vs LOD my brother will be pleased about this
Spanky:Thanks alot Paul
Paul:I'm sorry that damn Ace is pissin me off
(Paul does this and goes to Johnny Ace's office after the show)
Johnny:Paul,I'm offering you 300 dollars thats how much your worth
Paul:Well then criminey jeeze you I'm done with this bullcrap I'm going to TNA
Johnny:Well in that case make it 150
Paul:No!
Johnny:Well fine but I'll make sure your "No Complete" Cause expires in 6 years
Paul:criminey jeeze!
End
