Ever wanted to smack a freind in the face because...

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

He is such a clueless chump and just won't listen to reason.

Lets just say I've got a mate who is clueless when it comes to women.
When it comes to women this guy just goes though phases.
I mean a couple of years ago had he had gigantic yellow fever/Asian fetish until I got my missus to set him straight.
Then he moved onto girls who he considered be nerdy chicks until it all blew up in his face.

Now he is clinging to the whole self proclaimed nice guy thing.
Last Friday I had a couple of beers with him and he was trying to use me as shoulder to cry on because his latest attempt at getting a girlfreind went tits up quite badly.I don't know girl in question he was into but according to him this girl had a boyfriend who in his mind is a total bastard. I asked what happened and he said that he was friendly with her a few months then not long ago she came to me because her boyfriend was depressed as he lost his job and his mother was dying of cancer. She said that was having doubts that their relationship might not survive in the long term so he took it as a sign its my chance to move in. So pretty much he said that you should dump her boyfriend is using his depression as a tool to trap her and said there are rumors that he could be cheating on her. A couple of weeks later he admitted his feelings to her and when she said no he called a nasty lying c*** and said that he hated her. Turns out that her boyfreind and was not impressed with this and gave him a piece of his mind over the phone with including a many f*** you in there.



What really pissed him off is that I said that the girl is in the right and his totally no sold his comment when he said oh I a would make a better boyfriend because when she was almost dead on a couch from drinking too much booze at a party that I didn't take advantage her.

Even though I pointed out that following to him tha the
* that he pretended to be her friend when he really wanted to get into her pants.
* tried to sabotage her relationship by spoon feeding her bullshit about how
* That this girl is under no obligation whatsoever to give him anything in return because he is being nice to her.
* You don't get brownie points for not raping someone
* The Boyfriend has every right to be angry at you because stuck your nose into his personal life
* When things didn't go his way he got all abusive towards her.

Yet the few days later I got a text from him saying that his plan is get her boyfriend to kick his arse in order to make him bad.

I really should no longer consider him my friend really.

[Piccolo]

Wow, what a tool. I would want to smack him too (and warn my girlfriends that he thinks the basal state of maleness is "rapist", such that he thinks he's a great guy for resisting the urge to be one).

[Danimal]

Apr 10, 2013 20:49:57 GMT -5 Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster said:

He is such a clueless chump and just won't listen to reason.

Lets just say I've got a mate who is clueless when it comes to women.
When it comes to women this guy just goes though phases.
I mean a couple of years ago had he had gigantic yellow fever/Asian fetish until I got my missus to set him straight.
Then he moved onto girls who he considered be nerdy chicks until it all blew up in his face.

Now he is clinging to the whole self proclaimed nice guy thing.
Last Friday I had a couple of beers with him and he was trying to use me as shoulder to cry on because his latest attempt at getting a girlfreind went tits up quite badly.I don't know girl in question he was into but according to him this girl had a boyfriend who in his mind is a total bastard. I asked what happened and he said that he was friendly with her a few months then not long ago she came to me because her boyfriend was depressed as he lost his job and his mother was dying of cancer. She said that was having doubts that their relationship might not survive in the long term so he took it as a sign its my chance to move in. So pretty much he said that you should dump her boyfriend is using his depression as a tool to trap her and said there are rumors that he could be cheating on her. A couple of weeks later he admitted his feelings to her and when she said no he called a nasty lying c*** and said that he hated her. Turns out that her boyfreind and was not impressed with this and gave him a piece of his mind over the phone with including a many f*** you in there.



What really pissed him off is that I said that the girl is the right and his totally no sold his comment when he said oh I a would make a better boyfriend because when she was almost dead on a couch from drinking too much booze at a party that I didn't take advantage her.

Even though I pointed out that following to him tha the
* that he pretended to be her friend when he really wanted to get into her pants.
* tried to sabotage her relationship by spoon feeding her bullshit about how
* That this girl is under no obligation whatsoever to give him anything in return because he is being nice to her.
* You don't get brownie points for not raping someone
* The Boyfriend has every right to be angry at you because stuck your nose into his personal life
* When things didn't go his way he got all abusive towards her.

Yet the few days later I got a text from him saying that his plan is get her boyfriend to kick his arse in order to make him bad.

I really should no longer consider him my friend really.

Your last sentence says it all. This guy is a douche that will just introduce more stupidity and drama in the future, I'd avoid.

[fw91]

i hate it when people are ignorant enough that put me in that role of "not listening to reason" if though I am being rational

[Kash Flagg]

Your friend sounds rock stupid.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

several times. my best friend is a great friend but he has ugly issues with women. can't remember the last time I hang out with him where he didn't say something colossally misogynistic.

[Glitch]

Reminds me of a guy I know who completely changes his personality if he sees that it will remotely get him a girl(it has never worked).

Bottomline, if you brag about being an ice guy, you are not a nice guy.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Apr 10, 2013 21:33:34 GMT -5 Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! said:

several times. my best friend is a great friend but he has ugly issues with women. can't remember the last time I hang out with him where he didn't say something colossally misogynistic.

Well with mine he would always go on about how sexy Asian women are in front my missus which was embarrassing to say the none less.

[Deleted]

My best friend in the world is the worst when it comes to the opposite sex. This guy has been obsessing over girls since puberty, and he wants to play the "I'm such a good guy" thing all the time, and the minute it doesn't work out, he gets pissed off and then depressed.

Every few weeks or whatever it's some new girl he's in love with, and if it doesn't work with them or they don't return feelings, he always bitches and moans to me about it, and I have to give the same speech about how we're 22 and you don't have to constantly chase relationships. Dude is clearly not a fully adjusted person, so I don't know why he thinks being single is such a bad thing. And the worst part of it all is that every time I give him advice on dating or substance use or anything in general, he acts like it's the big wake up call. He says it'll be different, and then what happens not long after? Another Facebook post about punching a wall because of a girl and calling them derogatory names, or about how life sucks because he's alone.

We've been friends since Kindergarten, but the guy can never seem to grow when it comes to relationships. Like... get a clue, bro. You make it hard to be your friend sometimes.

[Mozenrath]

Is your wife Asian, Wolf? I wasn't sure if that is why she got on him, or if it was just on principle. Both would make sense, as your friend sounds like a moron.

Apr 10, 2013 21:57:05 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Reminds me of a guy I know who completely changes his personality if he sees that it will remotely get him a girl(it has never worked).

Bottomline, if you brag about being an ice guy, you are not a nice guy.

Worked for Mr. Freeze until his wife got sick.

[Kash Flagg]

Apr 10, 2013 21:57:05 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Reminds me of a guy I know who completely changes his personality if he sees that it will remotely get him a girl(it has never worked).

Bottomline, if you brag about being an ice guy, you are not a nice guy.

That's cold. man.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Apr 11, 2013 3:47:17 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Is your wife Asian, Wolf? I wasn't sure if that is why she got on him, or if it was just on principle. Both would make sense, as your friend sounds like a moron.

Yeah my partner is Korean and she had enough of him when he started acting like that at her sister's 21st.

Is a good thing I've never told her that he once asked me if Asian girls have sideways vaginas.

[Deleted]

Apr 11, 2013 5:59:19 GMT -5 Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster said:

Apr 11, 2013 3:47:17 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Is your wife Asian, Wolf? I wasn't sure if that is why she got on him, or if it was just on principle. Both would make sense, as your friend sounds like a moron.

Yeah my partner is Korean and she had enough of him when he started acting like that at her sister's 21st.

Is a good thing I've never told her that he once asked me if Asian girls have sideways vaginas.

And he was serious?

The dude sounds like a jerk. I couldn't be friends with him.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Apr 11, 2013 6:18:41 GMT -5 @jeffx said:

Apr 11, 2013 5:59:19 GMT -5 Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster said:

Yeah my partner is Korean and she had enough of him when he started acting like that at her sister's 21st.

Is a good thing I've never told her that he once asked me if Asian girls have sideways vaginas.

And he was serious?

The dude sounds like a jerk. I couldn't be friends with him.

He was drunk so its hard to tell but I would say most likely say yes.

[agent817]

I wanted to smack a friend in the face for being an ass about some stuff. Like not having a woman in my life or where I am in life. Okay, I can totally understand the latter, but not having a woman? Why should that matter?

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Apr 10, 2013 20:49:57 GMT -5 Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster said:

* You don't get brownie points for not raping someone

BACK TO SQUARE ONE FOR ME I GUESS!!1!11!

[Deleted]

No offense but he sounds like a huge douche. He seems like an extremely selfish person, I mean he tried to entice this girl to dump someone who is obviously already in rough shape using completely made up information, and then thinks if the guy beats him up it makes him a jerk? You should tell him to expect to be single for quite some time, especially if he still thinks not raping someone is a chivalrous act.

[onetruemisfit]

the boyfriend has ever right to be mad at the girl for crying on dudes shoulder and probably leading him on just saying

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Apr 11, 2013 7:58:24 GMT -5 onetruemisfit said:

the boyfriend has ever right to be mad at the girl for crying on dudes shoulder and probably leading him on just saying

I somewhat doubt that as he as habit of jumping to wrong conclusion quite easily.

But I've managed to talk him out of his shitty plan of getting his arse kicked in order to evoke symphony.

[Deleted]

Hey - sorry about that man. Plz keep being my friend!