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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 20, 2013 17:51:43 GMT -5
Cena is not Superman
He's Captain Amazing from "Mystery Men"
An obnoxious corporate friendly superhero who has eliminated all threats and is now left with a situation where no credible villains exist to challenge him, thus leading to boredom, leaving Champion City filled for the most part with second rate heroes who are constantly in his shadow.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 20, 2013 18:52:33 GMT -5
Cena is not Superman He's Captain Amazing from "Mystery Men" An obnoxious corporate friendly superhero who has eliminated all threats and is now left with a situation where no credible villains exist to challenge him, thus leading to boredom, leaving Champion City filled for the most part with second rate heroes who are constantly in his shadow. CM Punk is Mr. Furious, Dolph is Blue Raja, Kofi Kingston is the Shoveler, Daniel Bryan in the Invisible Boy, Kaitlyn's the Bowler, Zack Ryder's the Spleen and Chris Jericho is the Sphinx. Fandango is Casanova Frankenstein,and at some point we'll be getting a hilarious bit where Dolph and CM Punk accidentally get Cena killed.
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Post by dicecasden on Apr 20, 2013 18:57:00 GMT -5
Randy Orton - Batman CM Punk - Vibe
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Post by keepinitreal365 on Apr 20, 2013 19:02:38 GMT -5
How is Kaitlyn not Wonder Woman? Eh i get more of a Zena warrior princess vibe from Kaitlyn
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FinalGwen
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 20, 2013 19:04:19 GMT -5
I remember when everyone was claiming Orton to be batman x I can see Orton as being Batman a lot more than Punk. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase would be Red Hood and Red Robin respectively. And Brock Lesnar is Doomsday. Orton would be Magog. The edgier replacement for Superman who wasn't actually that successful, although he did do well for a time by gathering second-generation heroes under his banner.
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Post by klapaucius on Apr 20, 2013 20:52:51 GMT -5
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2013 22:30:27 GMT -5
Pretty sure Kaitlyn is Wonder Woman here! And AJ is Harley Quinn.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Apr 20, 2013 22:35:06 GMT -5
Does this make TNA Marvel then? No, TNA would be BOOM! comics. Everything original pushed aside to make way for preexisting IPs.
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Apr 21, 2013 1:08:24 GMT -5
R-Truth would be the Green Lantern because we all know that the Black Green Lantern is the only real Green Lantern. The black Green Lantern was changed to a white guy because the black Green Lantern was to cool for the people buying the comic and they couldn't relate to him so they quit buying it. Can someone photoshop a Green Lantern costume on that R-Truth picture SUCCCKKKAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Apr 21, 2013 3:15:46 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio has the money, the car, and the sidekick. Alberto Del Rio is Batman.
CM Punk is Cena's nemesis. He's tried twice to form heel stables, but they always fail. He's one of the best at what he does and is one of the few guys that has Cena's number. CM Punk is Lex Luthor.
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