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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 29, 2013 23:57:32 GMT -5
Why the hell can't Dominos ever actually deliver his pizza to the right person? First Josh steals the pizza, and now the National Guard steals his food.
On the bright side, he should probably cut back on the fast food after his heart attack.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 30, 2013 0:07:11 GMT -5
I don't see why they don't just have a pizza oven at ringside. WWE could probably afford it, and get better ingredients.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Apr 30, 2013 0:08:44 GMT -5
I don't see why they don't just have a pizza oven at ringside. WWE could probably afford it, and get better ingredients. Quick, someone get Ian Rotten on the phone. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 30, 2013 0:09:02 GMT -5
I love that he accidentally called Antonio Cesaro "Sbarro" as if Jerry was still mad over not getting that damn pizza.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 30, 2013 0:09:31 GMT -5
I don't see why they don't just have a pizza oven at ringside. WWE could probably afford it, and get better ingredients. Did IWA MS ever actually sell that pizza oven? |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 30, 2013 0:12:17 GMT -5
Wait... a ringside pizza oven was an actual thing somewhere?  |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 30, 2013 0:30:17 GMT -5
I don't see why they don't just have a pizza oven at ringside. WWE could probably afford it, and get better ingredients. Did IWA MS ever actually sell that pizza oven? Well they rejected my offer of $100 and the second season of the Golden Girls on DVD. |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 30, 2013 0:35:24 GMT -5
Wait... a ringside pizza oven was an actual thing somewhere? When IWA:MS was up for sale (73 times), one of the things listed that came along with it was a pizza oven. |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 30, 2013 0:37:16 GMT -5
What's worse is that the tracker said his pizza was in quality testing, meanwhile it was already being eaten before apparently being delivered
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 30, 2013 1:02:17 GMT -5
Forget ice cream bars, we need WWE brand Pizzas.
WWE PIZZAS: SMACK THAT CHEESE!
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Post by celticjobber on Apr 30, 2013 1:03:36 GMT -5
Forget ice cream bars, we need WWE brand Pizzas. WWE PIZZAS: SMACK THAT CHEESE! |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 30, 2013 1:07:53 GMT -5
What's worse is that the tracker said his pizza was in quality testing, meanwhile it was already being eaten before apparently being delivered Maybe "quality testing" is stuff like... "is this pizza cooked?" "Are there bees in it?" "Is it eating through the box?"You know, genuine concerns one may have about a pizza. |
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Post by Lancers on Apr 30, 2013 1:27:57 GMT -5
I feel as if this would be a better thread title. Don't get me wrong, Domino's is great after a night of heavy drinking. It's cheap. Delivery is fast. It soaks up the alcohol in your stomach. It comes right out of your bowels.
The problem though is that it's Domino's Pizza. I can't eat Domino's sober. The pizza always looked like a fourth grader's art project. The dough was always ridiculously uneven. You start to think that the person who made your pizza probably holds a grudge against the world because they're spending a Saturday night cooking you a meal instead of sleeping.
But now those guys are trying to legitimize themselves. But as the old saying goes, you can polish a turd, but it's still gonna taste like shit. Fettuccine Alfredo? They can't even cook cheese in an oven properly, why would I trust them with pasta?
At least Little Caesar's isn't trying to redefine what they do. They still cheap ass pizzas with the high risk of Hershey squirts and regret. I know what I've agreed to when I call them up and say "I would like to place an order for carryout please."
I'm sorry for the rant, you guys.
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Post by celticjobber on Apr 30, 2013 1:32:25 GMT -5
I feel as if this would be a better thread title. Don't get me wrong, Domino's is great after a night of heavy drinking. It's cheap. Delivery is fast. It soaks up the alcohol in your stomach. It comes right out of your bowels. The problem though is that it's Domino's Pizza. I can't eat Domino's sober. The pizza always looked like a fourth grader's art project. The dough was always ridiculously uneven. You start to think that the person who made your pizza probably holds a grudge against the world because they're spending a Saturday night cooking you a meal instead of sleeping. But now those guys are trying to legitimize themselves. But as the old saying goes, you can polish a turd, but it's still gonna taste like shit. Fettuccine Alfredo? They can't even cook cheese in an oven properly, why would I trust them with pasta? At least Little Caesar's isn't trying to redefine what they do. They still cheap ass pizzas with the high risk of Hershey squirts and regret. I know what I've agreed to when I call them up and say "I would like to place an order for carryout please." I'm sorry for the rant, you guys. Have you tried Dominos lately? They really have improved the crusts they use, so their pizza is alot better than it was a couple of years ago. Soaking it in their garlic butter sauce also helps. |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 30, 2013 1:43:18 GMT -5
I feel as if this would be a better thread title. Don't get me wrong, Domino's is great after a night of heavy drinking. It's cheap. Delivery is fast. It soaks up the alcohol in your stomach. It comes right out of your bowels. The problem though is that it's Domino's Pizza. I can't eat Domino's sober. The pizza always looked like a fourth grader's art project. The dough was always ridiculously uneven. You start to think that the person who made your pizza probably holds a grudge against the world because they're spending a Saturday night cooking you a meal instead of sleeping. But now those guys are trying to legitimize themselves. But as the old saying goes, you can polish a turd, but it's still gonna taste like shit. Fettuccine Alfredo? They can't even cook cheese in an oven properly, why would I trust them with pasta? At least Little Caesar's isn't trying to redefine what they do. They still cheap ass pizzas with the high risk of Hershey squirts and regret. I know what I've agreed to when I call them up and say "I would like to place an order for carryout please." I'm sorry for the rant, you guys. What would you expect from a company who only a couple years ago had a marketing campaign of "Ok guys we admit our pizza used to be absolute shit, but it's better now I swear" Edit: Testing... Shit |
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Post by Lancers on Apr 30, 2013 1:46:07 GMT -5
What would you expect from a company who only a couple years ago had a marketing campaign of "Ok guys we admit our pizza used to be absolute shit, but it's better now I swear" That's what I'm saying. I'll admit it's pretty cool of them to admit that they sucked. But I think that's the point. To make you think they're different this time around. Domino's is the abusive boyfriend and I'm the girl that think they changed because they say they're gonna make an effort this time around, but we all know that eventually they're gonna break that trust and leave me crying, clutching my stomach in pain. Have you tried Dominos lately? They really have improved the crusts they use, so their pizza is alot better than it was a couple of years ago. Soaking it in their garlic butter sauce also helps. Maybe the people who work at the Domino's near you are actually trying to make an effort. Out in my neck of the woods, they're apathy towards pizza making is evident when you have to squint before you open the box hoping that Stavros shaved his pubes before he worked the third shift this weekend. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 30, 2013 2:10:03 GMT -5
I actually think Domino's breadbowl pastas are a million times better than their pizza.
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Post by brigante133 on Apr 30, 2013 4:11:07 GMT -5
I feel as if this would be a better thread title. Don't get me wrong, Domino's is great after a night of heavy drinking. It's cheap. Delivery is fast. It soaks up the alcohol in your stomach. It comes right out of your bowels. The problem though is that it's Domino's Pizza. I can't eat Domino's sober. The pizza always looked like a fourth grader's art project. The dough was always ridiculously uneven. You start to think that the person who made your pizza probably holds a grudge against the world because they're spending a Saturday night cooking you a meal instead of sleeping. But now those guys are trying to legitimize themselves. But as the old saying goes, you can polish a turd, but it's still gonna taste like shit. Fettuccine Alfredo? They can't even cook cheese in an oven properly, why would I trust them with pasta? At least Little Caesar's isn't trying to redefine what they do. They still cheap ass pizzas with the high risk of Hershey squirts and regret. I know what I've agreed to when I call them up and say "I would like to place an order for carryout please." I'm sorry for the rant, you guys. Who calls up Little Caesar's to get pizza? In your neck of the woods do they not have Hot N Ready? If not, I want nothing to do with your neck of the woods. |
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Post by miffy on Apr 30, 2013 6:11:16 GMT -5
I hate Dominos because it taunts me so. If I put my postcode in to their site, I'm outside of their pizza delivery area. I'm clearly at the epicentre of their flyer delivery area though, the teasing swines.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 30, 2013 9:19:02 GMT -5
I feel bad for you guys with shirty dominos experiences. Come to our store in Dublin, GA. I make some damn beautiful pizzas.
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