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Post by slappy on May 6, 2013 15:40:52 GMT -5
STAMFORD, Conn. — (Updated 3:50 p.m.) WWE.com sources have confirmed an incident involving Brock Lesnar occurred at WWE headquarters in Stamford, Conn., Monday. WWE employees who witnessed Lesnar and his adviser, Paul Heyman, inside WWE’s headquarters this morning described the former WWE Champion’s unexpected presence in the building as “intimidating.” Although details surrounding the incident are still sketchy, Heyman posted several cryptic tweets throughout Monday afternoon that appeared to show serious damage inflicted at the headquarters. Heyman’s most recent tweet stated that this damage occurred in Triple H’s office and that he will share footage of the incident on Raw, which airs live on USA Network at 8/7 CT tonight. “Superstars are here pretty regularly, but this was something different,” said one employee who saw Lesnar and Heyman on the fourth floor of WWE HQ. “You could tell they were here on a mission.” WWE COO Triple H, who is scheduled to face Lesnar in a Steel Cage Match at Extreme Rules on May 19, is currently unavailable for comment, although he confirmed in a tweet to a member of the WWE Universe that he will be at Raw tonight. “I’ve never seen anything like it here,” another employee commented about Lesnar’s unscheduled appearance. “This isn’t supposed to happen in an office.” Stick with WWE.com for more coverage of this developing story. www.wwe.com/inside/brock-lesnar-wwe-headquarters-26112944
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Post by The Ichi on May 6, 2013 15:43:16 GMT -5
Seems legit.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 15:44:02 GMT -5
Not the office! That bastard!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 15:45:37 GMT -5
I hear he caused utter havoc, putting files back in the wrong cabinets, over-sharpening all of the pencils, photocopying his buttocks and putting the prints on Linda's desk...he's gone too far this time!
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Post by cool guy on May 6, 2013 15:46:03 GMT -5
WWE employees...described the former WWE Champion’s unexpected presence in the building as “intimidating.” No shit.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 6, 2013 15:47:04 GMT -5
He broke the Keurig machine, he has no soul!
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Post by slappy on May 6, 2013 15:47:19 GMT -5
Not the office! That bastard! The shareholders are going to be pissed.
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Post by The Ichi on May 6, 2013 15:48:53 GMT -5
I'm totally picturing Brock and Heyman doing the computer beatdown scene from Office Space.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 15:50:50 GMT -5
I'm totally picturing Brock and Heyman doing the computer beatdown scene from Office Space. Or replacing all of the documents and browser homepages on Triple H's computer to beastialitic porn.
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Post by Lancers on May 6, 2013 15:53:17 GMT -5
This looks like my living room floor after an evening trying to put together something I bought at IKEA.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 15:55:54 GMT -5
Kayfabe lives, brother!
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 6, 2013 16:00:00 GMT -5
Paul: Good morning, Brock. What would you like to do today?
Brock: I wanna destroy Triple H's office.
Paul: ..... I was thinking lunch, but that's good too.
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Post by CM Parish on May 6, 2013 16:01:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 16:02:31 GMT -5
“I’ve never seen anything like it here,” another employee commented about Lesnar’s unscheduled appearance. “This isn’t supposed to happen in an office.” Yeah, this kind of mayhem should only happen in the ring... Backstage... In the crowd... The parking lot... Bars... Supermarkets... Outside gas stations... And WWF New York. But NOT the office!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 16:03:16 GMT -5
E-C-Dub!!! E-C-Dub!!!
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Post by lildude8218 on May 6, 2013 16:11:43 GMT -5
I heard he deleted System32
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 16:13:12 GMT -5
Like Triple H'll care. Dude once somehow put his logo over the building - top that, Brock.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 6, 2013 16:15:41 GMT -5
He broke into the secret vault, and found Kane's DX attire
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 16:20:13 GMT -5
He broke into the secret vault, and found Kane's DX attire And that redesigned Intercontinental title.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 6, 2013 16:24:13 GMT -5
I don't trust their sources.
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