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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jul 7, 2013 16:17:23 GMT -5
Everyone in here is making me feel inadequate and not wanting to work out ever again.
Is there a section for us self-conscious losers?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 7, 2013 16:33:35 GMT -5
Everyone in here is making me feel inadequate and not wanting to work out ever again. Is there a section for us self-conscious losers? Yeah, it's called NOT HERE! *Shoves DJM out of the door" NEEEEEEERD!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 7, 2013 17:53:42 GMT -5
Sin Cara teaches trampoline classes and Jazzercise
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 18:00:35 GMT -5
Sin Cara teaches trampoline classes and Jazzercise I would pay so much money to see Sin Cara working out in a gym wearing that mask and botching everything.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 7, 2013 19:04:46 GMT -5
I'll only join if I get a reserved parking spot right by the entrance. I come to the gym to work out not walk a half mile to my car! And I won't be here if it rain, snows, or the wind is blowing.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 7, 2013 19:34:09 GMT -5
Yes, I'd like to make a formal complaint. The lockers in the ladies locker room aren't big enough for me to comfortably hide in. I tried hiding in the laundry bin, but the janitor ending up hauling the bin out and emptying me and all the towels in to the industrial sized washing machine. That was very uncomfortable although I am nice and clean now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 21:34:51 GMT -5
I would also like to complain. I was using the couch and watching TV when I ran out of chips and soda. Now I paid for a full years membership and thus I expect a fully stocked mini fridge while I am watching TV.
Also could you rope off my section, so those sweaty types don't keep walking in front of my TV?
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2013 21:50:57 GMT -5
Here is the on-staff personal trainer
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 7, 2013 23:34:57 GMT -5
Ok who that jackass who left a big sweaty ass print on the weight bench?
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jul 8, 2013 6:12:30 GMT -5
I'll be hanging out in the sauna.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 8, 2013 7:10:01 GMT -5
I would also like to complain. I was using the couch and watching TV when I ran out of chips and soda. Now I paid for a full years membership and thus I expect a fully stocked mini fridge while I am watching TV. Also could you rope off my section, so those sweaty types don't keep walking in front of my TV? Well, if you'd read the terms and agreements like you all said you did, you'd know that you have to provide your own after eating the free stuff! And we tried the roping off, but Banjo got confused and almost strangled himself trying to get through them.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 7:51:01 GMT -5
Is the gym still in business?
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 8, 2013 10:12:49 GMT -5
Is there a separate women's only gym? Layla operates it and she's very hands on with her job I'm gonna kick her ass if she touches me!
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Jul 8, 2013 10:45:47 GMT -5
Where do I sign up for the dodgeball classes?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 8, 2013 11:46:23 GMT -5
Yes, I'd like to make a formal complaint. The lockers in the ladies locker room aren't big enough for me to comfortably hide in. I tried hiding in the laundry bin, but the janitor ending up hauling the bin out and emptying me and all the towels in to the industrial sized washing machine. That was very uncomfortable although I am nice and clean now. Try the vents. They're abnormally wide.
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Post by Lardlad on Jul 8, 2013 13:30:21 GMT -5
How much extra is it for towel service? I can never remember to bring my own.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 13:40:16 GMT -5
Can I give the full body massages? Happy Endings may or may not be included
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 8, 2013 14:41:26 GMT -5
I'm going to engage in sexual relations with a woman on this weightlifting bench. Whatcha gonna do F.A.N.? Whatcha gonna do?
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