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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 8, 2013 10:48:54 GMT -5
Such an odd premise.
"Didja like me in my prime when you were goin thru puberty? Well come gimme a sawbuck twenty five years after the fact now that time, drugs, and arrests have taken their toll to take a photo of us lying in the same bed not really doing anything that'll be awkward for everyone involved."
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Post by snopes on Jul 8, 2013 11:55:37 GMT -5
Gonna go on a whim here and say this thing has a sad turnout rate (In terms of numbers and mental state/hygiene per buyer) and Sunny relapses that night.
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Post by Brian Suntan on Jul 8, 2013 14:15:22 GMT -5
Was I your biggest crush when you were a teenager? When you had hopes and dreams and I was one of the most desirable women in the world? Well, now you can pay $50 to sit awkwardly beside me on a bed and we can both ponder where it all went wrong for both of us.
FWIW, if I could actually make money this way I would probably do it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 8, 2013 14:34:11 GMT -5
First in line: Kloudi
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 8, 2013 15:11:28 GMT -5
I'd go if this were happening in my town and take a shot on bringing her home.
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Jul 8, 2013 15:18:04 GMT -5
Still not as bad as Chyna's actual escorting from a few years back though.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jul 8, 2013 16:00:27 GMT -5
"Mmmmmmm...HPV."
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El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jul 8, 2013 16:25:42 GMT -5
Teenagers would have committed murder just to get to spoon this in '95.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 8, 2013 16:37:27 GMT -5
Imagine if fellow wrestlers showed up to this thing. I'm hoping for Bret Hart.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 8, 2013 17:08:45 GMT -5
I just realized that to some of these people this will be the closest they may ever get to sex and there will likely be semen on the bed if you're not first.
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Jul 8, 2013 18:01:40 GMT -5
Imagine if fellow wrestlers showed up to this thing. I'm hoping for Bret Hart.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 18:03:44 GMT -5
Well...........at least she won't get preggers.
*flees*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 18:04:07 GMT -5
I just realized that to some of these people this will be the closest they may ever get to sex and there will likely be semen on the bed if you're not first. That's what I call a sticky situation.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jul 8, 2013 18:57:23 GMT -5
If you pop a woody it's a $8 premium.
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Sam Punk
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Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Jul 8, 2013 18:58:42 GMT -5
If you pop a woody it's a $8 premium. I can't see that coming up considering it's Sunny circa 2013.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 8, 2013 19:31:43 GMT -5
So many nuts will be burst while spooning. She'll be a mess back there.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jul 8, 2013 19:36:57 GMT -5
I made the joke years ago about offering bedside photo ops with "Playboy" Don Douglas at Fanfest. That was actually just after Sunny offered the poolside photo ops. Damn it, I've been ripped off here!
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Jul 8, 2013 19:38:18 GMT -5
I made the joke years ago about offering bedside photo ops with "Playboy" Don Douglas at Fanfest. That was actually just after Sunny offered the poolside photo ops. Damn it, I've been ripped off here! Let her know.... maybe you will get a freebie.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Jul 8, 2013 19:40:37 GMT -5
I hope DDP can save her.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jul 8, 2013 19:44:28 GMT -5
What if you poke her with your boner?
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