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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jul 17, 2013 4:16:23 GMT -5
They're armed and dangerous, and you guys are just a band of thugs and misfits. Now you go up there and charge the enemies... and frankly I have no doubt that most of you would be dead before you reach a tenth up that hill. Those of you who survive may have to endure the horrible surgery we have in this place, as thanks to our budget we can only afford something close to some medieval era medical attention - it's tar and whiskey over here, and all the whiskey is mod property.
Still, have no fear. When you go up there to certain death, know that you fought for the peace and prosperity of the mod caste. Now charge, glorious soldiers of FAN! Charge and die. Charge or you're banned!
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 17, 2013 4:37:40 GMT -5
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jul 17, 2013 4:46:13 GMT -5
Hell if the ewoks could do it...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 5:42:46 GMT -5
*CHARGE!!!!!!!*
I got this!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 17, 2013 9:15:02 GMT -5
Right, we've got a BB gun, a pointy stick, a baseball bat and a butter knife. Oh, and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. We've got this! Now, how long are you supposed to hold it after pulling the pin...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 17, 2013 9:39:57 GMT -5
BTW, don't bother looking for first aid bandages, those got axed in the budget cuts. Use this roll of duct tape instead. Now there's only one, so you'll have to ration it.
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Post by The Sam on Jul 17, 2013 10:35:43 GMT -5
As long as you remember my dying words, "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!".
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 17, 2013 10:45:39 GMT -5
they have the whiskey?
go f.a.n. army, go kick them in the groin hard and fast, if they get back up then... kick them in the groin twice as hard and three times as often, bring back that whiskey unsullied!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 17, 2013 11:47:38 GMT -5
Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 17, 2013 16:01:55 GMT -5
Every true hero knows when it's time to run like a little bitch.
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Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 17, 2013 16:21:36 GMT -5
Right, we've got a BB gun, a pointy stick, a baseball bat and a butter knife. Oh, and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. We've got this! Now, how long are you supposed to hold it after pulling the pin... Pointy sticks??? Fresh fruit isn't good enough for you??? Well when you're charging up that hill and they attack with raw errors don't come crying to me!
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 17, 2013 16:55:10 GMT -5
why hasn't anyone rescued the whiskey yet?
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The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Jul 17, 2013 17:04:26 GMT -5
They will bend the knee or I will destroy them.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2013 17:25:02 GMT -5
Forget it... my mercenary contract has a clause strictly prohibiting any missions that involve hills, mountains, hillocks, hummocks, mounds, or slopes of any kind.
Now if it were a ramp, I might make an exception, but it'd still cost you double.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 17:29:17 GMT -5
<points> That hill over there? <runs the opposite direction>
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 17, 2013 17:30:09 GMT -5
Forget it... my mercenary contract has a clause strictly prohibiting any missions that involve hills, mountains, hillocks, hummocks, mounds, or slopes of any kind. Now if it were a ramp, I might make an exception, but it'd still cost you double. Demented you heard the man, he wants twice the groin kicks!
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Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Jul 17, 2013 18:25:56 GMT -5
Forget it... my mercenary contract has a clause strictly prohibiting any missions that involve hills, mountains, hillocks, hummocks, mounds, or slopes of any kind. Now if it were a ramp, I might make an exception, but it'd still cost you double. *kick to the groin* *picks Mr. B up* *kick to the groin* And my job here is done! Off to kick more people in the groin! But before I go... ... ... ... ... *kicks Zombie Mod in the groin* I just had to.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jul 20, 2013 12:34:20 GMT -5
In the end, not one member of FAN survived that trek up to the hill. The mods had hoped that at least one would reach the top, but alas, that's how life goes. At the very least, all the mods survived... not counting zombie mod because he's undead and all, and we have all the whiskey.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
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Post by Square on Jul 20, 2013 12:52:38 GMT -5
*Looks around* Listen Cthulhu buddy, I know your heart is in the right place but these guys can barely manage the hill let alone the men atop it. I'm happy to fight but I can only take what 400 men. Also you know I want eJm's blood in return for my service
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Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jul 20, 2013 13:21:13 GMT -5
*Looks around* Listen Cthulhu buddy, I know your heart is in the right place but these guys can barely manage the hill let alone the men atop it. I'm happy to fight but I can only take what 400 men. Ha ha, "heart". Classic.
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